The Bible and science are in conflict

Wrong. Lesson for the newbies:

Science is magic. Or rather, magic is magic. But a magician never reveals his secrets, because once he does, it ceases to be magic and instead becomes science.

E.g. the greatest scientist of all time, Sir Isaac Newton, was an alchemist. He used alchemical methods to study the Bible and concluded that the world would end no sooner than the year 2060, for instance.

THE ONLY REASON NEWTON IS REMEMBERED AS A SCIENTIST AND NOT AS A MAGICIAN IS BECAUSE HE REVEALED HIS SECRETS. A good magician NEVER reveals his secrets.

Now, Magic isn't holy in itself but honestly, what was Jesus with his many miracles if not a magician by modern standards? He was walking on water 2000 years before Criss Angel. The Talmud even accuses Jeshua of studying witchcraft in Egypt.

Therefore, for all intents and purposes, Jesus was a magician. Now, if Jesus was a magician, then if you knew his secrets, he would cease to be a magician and simply be a scientist. So Jesus was a mad scientist.

Of course, a good magician NEVER reveals his secrets, so we can't know the kinds of science Jesus did. All we can do is follow him. Jesus, the supreme magician/scientist for all times and all places, and saviour of the (European!?) human race.

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Technically Jesus is a political topic because his Second Coming is called WW3. But I understand if you want to nuke the thread.

How did a man and women who had 2 sons start the human population

If christianity made scientific and technological progress possible why is the middle east and the areas that it originated in so stagnant and backwards?

The bible tells you that there where already people on earth when Adam and Eve where expelled.

You are listening to your father, the Devil, author of all lies, who says that incest always leads to negative results. Reminder: God created genetics.


I wouldn't say that. God makes science possible, and Christianity is the true religion of God.


Source?

All these nations should be in the middle of a technological renaissance

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