Spot the retard

Let's play a game Zig Forums. It's called "spot the retard". All it involves is describing how retards react to an event, and describing how smart people react to that same event. I'll give you a few examples:

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Retard
Smart People

Event
Retard
Smart Person

Event
Retard
Smart Person

Share your own examples down below.

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Retards:
Smart people:

He's a Nazbol commie spammed by the (((DailyStormer)))

youtube.com/watch?v=Tf19mdYaCcs

Why do you assume that Pewdiepie's particular ideology, whatever it may be, matters?

I really sometimes wonder what goes through retard brains.


And I swear these people have no conception of how important local elections are, or how much influence you can have.

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Retard

this is what literal retards believe

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Retard:
Normal person:
Filter and go on

Although, I'd say there are at least 2 people in this type of retardation, the instigator, and the baited. First one throws the "lure", the second one bites it in the most contradicting way possible.

Good thread, at least one shill have already obliviously outed themselves.

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Retard
Smart person

You've made a really good point here. The initial shill is never enough. It always requires an interlocutor. The initial inflammatory post almost always seems to be enough to derail a thread, because enough people are lured in by it.

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Retard
Normal person


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Retard OP
Smart person