Spot the retard

Let's play a game Zig Forums. It's called "spot the retard". All it involves is describing how retards react to an event, and describing how smart people react to that same event. I'll give you a few examples:

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Share your own examples down below.

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He's a Nazbol commie spammed by the (((DailyStormer)))

youtube.com/watch?v=Tf19mdYaCcs

Why do you assume that Pewdiepie's particular ideology, whatever it may be, matters?

I really sometimes wonder what goes through retard brains.


And I swear these people have no conception of how important local elections are, or how much influence you can have.

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this is what literal retards believe

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Filter and go on

Although, I'd say there are at least 2 people in this type of retardation, the instigator, and the baited. First one throws the "lure", the second one bites it in the most contradicting way possible.

Good thread, at least one shill have already obliviously outed themselves.

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You've made a really good point here. The initial shill is never enough. It always requires an interlocutor. The initial inflammatory post almost always seems to be enough to derail a thread, because enough people are lured in by it.

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Lel.

If you want to look smart, don't strawman people who don't believe that some boisterous businessman and former playboy from the USA is a god who will save the world.


Of course the vote for Trump was the only choice, but why are magapedes still shilling him when he has proven himself pretty damn unfit?
You fags should've dropped him after the election, you chose the chaotic leader but then you got sucked into his damn vortex of stupid and now you have egg on your face. Insisting on defending every fuckup he makes.


I fucking saw you retards on /tv/ iirc boasting about your great nazbol psyop. You are the only fucking nazbol that exists you retard.
You and like three twelve year olds.

user, the point of showcasing "LEL GRUMBLE IS DA JUICE" is not magapeding, but pointing out that anons usually don't shove wall.jpg in your face 50 times. This is the thing that shills do. There is nothing in OP's post that indicates he's a drumptard. There is a breach between anons who don't give a shit about Trump / are upset about a couple of things he did to his / jews benefit, and fucking spergtards that shit up the board with wall / Ivanka nose pics. Yes, retards, thank you, we know it already, now fuck off and die.

Thank you for honorable mention of a nazbol psyop, Pewbs is obviously closer to an average magapede that average Daily Sphincter, but he's very subtle in the way he shares his views, so he ends up much more useful for us than a general aut-righter.

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The real question is why you feel the need to derail every thread you post in. I honestly don't get it.

I mean, I don't think you are a shill. I really don't. I just think you are utterly incapable of honest discussion.

I mean I really don't get it. Pewdiepie DELIBERATELY ADVERTISES this fucking E;R guy even as he "disowns" him. Not only did Pewdiepie name him repeatedly, he literally showed his channel!

And people are calling him a cuck. I swear I honestly think alt-righters lack a pre-frontal lobe. When fucking pewdiepie understands the meta better than you do then I think it's time to fuckin shape up

Retards: people who reply to "lets take a walk/meet up/gay orgy" honeypot threads

Trump is a jew

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this is stupid because they are under some kind of impression that women dont just do what men program them to do. This is very frustrating to me because I hear shit like this nonstop.
you stupid fuck. How about we teach them there is no "equality" and if they want to be a soldier or firefighter they are a danger to themselves and others? Women are much more suceptible to astroturfing than men are, they are genetically made to be more social and not rebel against popular opinions or behavior.
But the question is, how do we counter-astroturf women into doing whats right and beneficial to them? or is there some kind of short circuit in their heads we can exploit?

why do you browse /tv/?

True, I misinterpreted that bit. I'm just sick of the discussion and wish it could stay factual. From both sides.
I don't care for the retards who post the wall and Ivanka stuff either..
I'm still with OP on everything else, thanks for calling me out on my shit.
Yeah I think he's just a pretty normal guy who is open to some traditional/right-wing ideas and doesn't want to be censored.
He's not nazbol (though again, no one is) or natsoc.


How did I derail it?
What other threads have I derailed?
Fuck it if you really feel this way I'll just stop posting.


I don't really, I was bored and checked it out. It was mostly waifuism and autistic shitposting…
Saw the guy claiming to be nazbol post about pewdiepie though.
Why do you ask?

You want retard story I'll give you a retard story;

Back in the 90's I worked briefly at a youth detention center. It was in this big green park with broad lawns and a heavily wooded perimeter. There were these one storybarrack buildings for the least dangerous offenders and a small 3 story fortress building for the real evil ones. In the middle of the park close to the barraks was the school, a low flat building that was sunk into a depression in the ground and surrounded by scattered big boulders so you could get on a boulder and easily climb onto the roof. In the summer time the child psychologists that acted as barrack guards couldn't restrain the evil brats from prying open a window and going out to wander in the very dark park all night long. The psychologists were all utterly demoralized with ashen grey faces with a sad cynical defeated look in their eyes. $60k a year couldn't compensate them for the shit lives they lived. One night the kids broke out of their barrack and took a mattress with them as they crawled out the window. They could be quite industrious if they were engaged in some kind of criminal activity, otherwise, not so much.
They toted the mattess with them and put it on the roof of the school where they all hunkered down to enjoy the summer night. There was a redhead broad there, about 5'8", sort of reminded me of Lucile Ball. She always wore this cheap denim pants suit with high heeled knee high boots. She was grade 8 or 9 tops.
So they all took turns gang banging her up on the roof…like 30 guys.

So the next morning her parents were summoned to come and collect their dirty daughter and take her away.

About 4 days later I was walking past the school building was it was raining pretty hard and there she was sitting on the edge of the roof smoking, chewing bubble gum and kicking her heels.

I stopped and asked her if she'd been discharged. She said yes. So then I asked her what she was doing there. She said she was waiting around for some of her "friends" to show up. And now that I think about it she was the only female out of over 150 male inmates in that place. Odd…

I told her to go away and not come back. She shrugged nonchalantly and said "OK" and left. I think she must have taken an hour long bus ride to get there from her parents' home.

So there is a fucking retard for you.

Where's my prize?

Crack that consensus, baby

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Those aren't retards, those are shills. Folks who complain about "cucking" are likely the same leftists who complain about "dogwhistling". They believe that you're suppressing your urge to genocide brown people, so they hilariously try to goad/gaslight you into killing others because they believe that we're in the movement out of peer pressure. They post on twitter as well, but you don't know it because they blocked you.

They don't have an understanding of what the movement is about since they're dumbasses who listened to #HopeAgainstHate seminars made by low IQ sellouts like Christian Picciolini.

They don't seem to get it that we're in it because we believe in the truth. What's difficult to understand about the interests of the white majority being repeatedly shoved aside for the non-white minority? For instance, wee were pressured into fighting several endless middle eastern conflict because of Israeli lobbyists from AIPAC. This isn't a fake crackpot conspiracy theory that you obtain from skimming mein kampf and infowars, it's a fact. They condemned our withdrawal in 2018 and pressured us to target Syria in 2013.

Their condemnation of withdrawal (2018):
>aipac.org/learn/resources/aipac-publications/publication?pubpath=PolicyPolitics/Press/AIPAC Statements/2018/12/AIPAC Statement on Syria Withdrawal
Pressuring us to enter Syria (2013):
>archive.fo/3bGtU
>archive.fo/UWcvh
You'd think that they would be able to get it as they frequently criticize "gentrification" and "imperialism". It's a matter of switching "white aggressor" with "non-white aggressor", but they're completely clueless.

He clearly is a japanese neo-fascist. He just made another book promoting sun and steel.
And another book by a guy who and I quote pewds: Survived 3 concentration camps and figured out that the inmates who started smoking where the ones who didn't survive.
Now imagine being a 14 year old hearing that the jews in the concentration camps were allowed to smoke and some survived 3 camps. For meit would sound like a not so bad place.

Pewdiepie does 10 things right, but then, 1 thing not to the extent some loser would've liked and oh boy he is a commie libtard. I can't stand this breed of stupid that Zig Forums seems to have a problem dealing with. Is it boomerism?

It's not boomerism, you're noticing your average divide and conquer tactics made by leftist and kike shills. It's been used against right wingers to split them apart. George Lincoln Rockwell and James Mason talked about this type of shit occurring in their autobiographies.

They think ecelebs are hiding their beliefs through "dogwhistles", so they try to gaslight fans into coercing them into "not cucking".

The root problem is putting the e-celebs on a pedestal. If you realize they're fallible faggots and most likely not "one of us" but just opportunists it makes a lot more sense.

pic related

If you're a human random acts of terror is all you deserve.

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>pewdiepie anything in response to nothing having to do with pewdiepie

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Isn't it funny how the only people who aren't cucks in these people's conception are in prison or (likely) federal agents? Weird how that works!

I think people want to see action but don't dare take it themselves.
So maybe they instead project going "If I was pewdiepie I'd be the next leader of the natsoc cause, but he isn't so he is a shill"
I can understand that people are sick of the status quo..

Boxxy—that takes me back.

Not a bad idea for a thread. One should be careful to consider the greater context of an issue before having some kneejerk reaction or falling in to stale, patterned responses.

Never forget that the ultimate issue is the Jew.

Gee, I wonder where (((You))) hail from.

Anti-Christianity bullshit on here is some of the least compelling “arguments” I see regularly.

I'm a retard. Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't

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you can't express yourself better than 90% of niggers. I'd say you're not retarded, i'm a doctor trust me

can*

same shills every thread.

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yeah it has more to do with their tendency to rely on shitposting and to derail threads than their actual position itself

kek the dumb fucking cunt deserved it AND it should be spread far and wide. Nigger.

OP is trying damn hard to push a narrative or something. Fuckin' idiot. Clever, but not clever enough to trick Ol' Evans here. Aheheh.

GO BACK TO /int/ YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Smart folks wouldn't make template threads, tbh

we havent been on /int/ for like 4 years lol

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If I wanted to subvert anything I would go after the poorly defined weak generalizations.

It is a glaring vulnerabillity to anybody that can plan past one week's time. Simply introduce new generalizations here and there, equate that generalization with the outgroup. Call anything you don't like the new term, let the mob take care of the rest. It's not hard to do these things. I'm here telling you about this hole, and I am getting my threads deleted.

If banned speech is any measure of political incorrectness my threads are more dangerous than the routine edgy 14-year-old name calling in every. fucking. thread. ever.

Kys yid.

Are you implying that /tv/ is bad for browsing?
sage for offtopic

Fuck off. This OP was clearly meant to give credence to Jewish puppets and Jewish institutions. Btw sperg out is a jidf term to socially shame anyone who takes things seriously. Magapedes are our enemies and have done so much damage to national socialism it isnt funny.

I don't care to weigh in on whatever you are discussing, but there are 100%, most definitely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, actual people with Asperger's that post on this site. You can tell because they aren't 'passionate' about a topic but rather emotionally attached to their ideas like a cult leader, they are extremely repetitive and if you disagree with them they lash out at you and call you a Jew. About as paranoid as they come, and because they refuse to accept the fact that they might be wrong about their pet-belief, they display clinical signs of paranoia. If you aren't wrong, then it must be the case that everyone else is possessed by demons!

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1.) Naivety does not excuse you from the consequences of your actions. Being at the wrong place at the wrong time is rarely happenstance; you have to put yourself in those positions.

2.)Never apologize to the left. They don't understand the meaning of the word at a fundamental level. To them an apology is an admission of guilt and an acquiescence of condemnation. Anyone still making this mistake needs to see point 1.

3.)OP is a tremendous faggot.

Fixed that for you.

Sure, but I've seen "sperg" used to refer to anyone who has a more than superficial understanding of the topic or who isnt just here to meme and shitpost.

You're a parody of yourself.

Get your shit together user.

lmfao

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Shut your tard face sperg. The word has been co-opted, like many other words. But spergs like you hate being called out by words that accurately describe your assburger faggoty, KYS sperg

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This garbage thread is redeemed by this post. Somewhat.

I found one

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Aspergers isnt a real illness. It just means you descend from the ancien regime aristocracy. The jew fears the sperg more than anything. If you dont have aspergers you're pretty much subhuman and have no place in this movement.

This is what magatards actually believe.

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KYS Goldberg

n-no you~!

Some us (shockingly albeit) can pass a psyche test and play "Normie" and it's going to be us who lead you aspies out of the caves. Not the other way around, especially while you faggots are too busy jerking off to cartoon animals and playing Pokemon.

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I remember back in the day the consensus was that Trump was useful in order to move the Overton window. Now that it's happened, Zig Forums has been successfully subverted in order to prevent any further progress.

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The state races are the real places we are focused on. Trump is just shill-in-chief for US Trade, but unlike Jugears he got the fuck out of the way.

There is a massive migration of people from pozzed liberal states to conservative ones right now, since the good economy means people have saved enough money to move! THIS is where the change is going to be made. WTF is going on in Maine, for example. Are they going to start with Hogg-approved gun laws now?

Shills can wait for Hitler, the rest of us are watching what's going on in the state capitols.

"You can't play Checkers with a Chess player."
-Some Random Guy 2018

it's another imkampy based eceleb supporting thread


This is a situation so shit now that even after getting together and supposedly electing someone to be leader of the free world we're still making excuses

Example of Alex Jones, someone constantly telling you that he "isn't afraid" and is on the "front line" in "the Infowar" etc but when anything ever gets to a point where a victory may be achieved they suddenly start equivocating, lying, outright reversing their position etc How long are these people supposed to be allowed to get into positions of leadership and then never lead ? I could say the most insanely hilarious lie a liar like Jones might tell is that he's BEING ETHICAL ie a SHILL is supposed to manipulate the slaves, not actually roll up their sleeves themselves and be an actual part of a liberating story. Of course, the "other side" doesn't have to bother with things like that look at Cortez, pretends the whole way.

i dont listen to AJ, but wasnt he pretty much deplatformed for his views

haha yea FISA is totally normal goy carry on

Yeah, it's called controlled opposition. "Oy vey goyim look at the bad man that we don't like (because we say so) ha ha go listen to him now!"

you're right, lets go and expend a bunch of energy defending this guy's 'right' to lie to us with governmental support. LEts fight for the guy that completely sold out on 9/11, Pizzagate, Sandy Hook, and making any effort to really tell the truth.

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This genuinely annoys me. Act like a fucking white man. If you're in this to be edgy you lack conviction, education, and understanding.

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At least you faggots are all contained into one thread instead of shitting the rest of the board up with your 17IQ takes.

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