Bezos Leaked Texts Reveal Massive Beta

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

THE FULL TEXT MESSAGE CHAIN
<'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.'
<'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'
<'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.'
<'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.'
<'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.'
<'I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'
<'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.

It’s the Amazon package you never want to see on your doorstep. Jeff Bezos sent X-rated selfies and saucy sexts to his mistress while cheating on his wife, a report said on Thursday. The racy messages — which reportedly included a snapshot of Bezos’ junk — were revealed a day after the richest man on the planet announced he was divorcing MacKenzie Bezos, his wife of 25 years.

The announcement came as it emerged that he had been seeing Sanchez, a former host of Fox’s “So You Think You Can Dance” and wife of A-list talent agent Patrick Whitesell. Jeff Bezos, 54, sent a picture of his private parts and several shirtless shots — including one where he’s wearing just a towel and a grin — to Sanchez, 49, months before they supposedly started dating in “the fall” after separating from their respective spouses, the Enquirer reported.

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Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

If he's a beta, then what are? It's always amusing how loser men will dogpile on their superiors when those superiors are dealt a bad hand. A year from now Bezos will still be rich, and you'll still be posting on Zig Forums

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Logan Hill
Logan Hill

And if he was actually a beta, he wouldn't have got her. But he did get her, and you got nothing.

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

superior

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Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

Better to have never loved at all than to have loved anything < 9/10.

Lucas Reed
Lucas Reed

Cry more, jew.

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

Granted this is a worhtless thread and OP should get a ban, but its clearly true what's in the title and Zig Forums has nothing to do with it.

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

So how did they get his text messages? Someone at the phone company leak it? Roastie leaked it? CIA niggers leaked it?

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

I can't be the only one seeing this.

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Jack Butler
Jack Butler

Once again, if the richest man in the world is a beta, then what are you? I wouldn't want to know.

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

A year from now Bezos will be in jail, and you'll still be laughing about it on Zig Forums

Fix'd it for you, jid

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

Bezos is the first earthling wealthy enough to marry into the Bogdanov family.
Too bad their children won't be viable since inter-species sex doesn't work.

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Oh, it's easy. Remember, Bezos worked for 20 hours / day for 30 years. So if you work for 1 hour you're good, lad, you've got 19 million in the bank, and you worked less than 1 cumulative work week, spread across 30 years. Pretty good.

That, or it's a shit out your ass fake rags to riches story.

Brayden Sanders
Brayden Sanders

Sanchez sent the sexts to a friend to show off about her relationship with the world’s richest man — and then the pal slipped the texts to the Enquirer.
archive.is/uZyy8

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Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

Surround yourself with kikes, get the kike reward.

Benjamin Bennett
Benjamin Bennett

The richest man in the world fell for that taco eating used up bean woman?

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

if a kike types 0000's into your account before a kikesswhore steal half of them you're """alpha"""""

When I rally our race into a planetary genocidal cleansing, then you'll begin to understand what an alpha is. It doesn't come from without, and money doesn't buy it. That tingle in the spine of the observer, that's what makes an alpha. Also the mythical alpha in all situations doesn't exist. You've mildly annoyed me, please cease to exist so I don't have to think further about this

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

You haven't seen her do the "helicopter".

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

Tempted to print some of these out and leave them in the break room, I work at an Amazon.

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

He was taking test injections trying to escape his past.

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Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

ain6even mad. Jeff you faggot.

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

Funny pajeet

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

lad, don't print them. printers can trace you. You could write them out with block letters, by hand, though.

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

(trips)
You haven't seen her do the "helicopter".
Lead me to the promised land user.

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

implying money makes (((you))) alpha

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Kayden Kelly
Kayden Kelly

The cucked photo
Laffs

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Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

Look Jeff, I know divorce can be difficult, but I don't think this kind of low effort shitposting is the way to cope with it.

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Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

when even the Masons are making fun of Jeff.

William Ward
William Ward

He's a kike too!!!

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

But uh… money doesn't turn a woman into a man… so money doesn't turn a man into an alpha.

James Jackson
James Jackson

If he's a beta, then what are?
What are?

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Jaxson Perez
Jaxson Perez

And he will still be a beta, therefore, a loser.

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

caring about jews being jews

Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

if money is all that matters we suck
True. If it does. But then, if he's so smart, how come he's given up billions on a 3rd rate whore?

Angel Young
Angel Young

You do know when he says "us" he means "you stupid goys", right?

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

My texts between me and my girlfriend at much worse. You could say revolting. This seems pure to me, he's idealist when it comes to love it seems.

David James
David James

I don't like Jeff Bezos but trying to dog on him for trying to sweet talk a woman is rather plebeian

Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell

Maybe because he has that shiksa itch? Assuming she's not Jewish.

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

Bezos is white

Grayson Williams
Grayson Williams

trying to sweet talk a woman
That sounds like a pretty fast way to dry up her vagina and erode her respect for you.

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Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

What if they are intentionally getting divorced so she can liquidate half the stock fearing a financial crisis and that way he won't get arrested for dumping stock.

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

He's 50 years old, a multi-billionaire, and married. This isn't some 16 year old kid chatting up his high-school crush.

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

Jeff Bezos owns all the faggot libfag media in this country including the Washington Post so fuck him

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

Just because he's a 50 year old billionaire doesn't mean he's suave.

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

negatory ghost rider

Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

He had every resource at his disposal to not fuck this up, and ended up doing so anyway.

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Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

Cry more cianigger, all your structure is tumbling.

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

That's just lovey talk. First new poon he got in a quarter century. OP's never even seen a 3d vag. Shit thread, probably by a jew whose jealous of all those Amazon shekels.

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

a fucking hundred billion dollars cant save some people

Dylan King
Dylan King

Yeah, women are intimidated by floury prose. It makes them feel inadequate, then out of the mood. A fundamental aspect of game and sales is to make the other person feel good (conditional upon buying your crap/cock).

Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry

It's an interesting theory.

We're in uncharted territory, but the possibility should have been anticipated. It will get really interesting, seeing how it plays out.

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

Bezos isn't a kike, so far as I can tell. But he is an enemy of the people, specifically white people, so fuck him.

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

You can fuck him if you want, I'll ask his ex wife.

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

You should have stayed on cuckchan with your shit memes.

David Reed
David Reed

All metoo trials are political. If he's being attacked, it isn't because of any personal or judicial matter. Kikes are moving on his assets.

Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

Look at bezzy in every single interview. He was always a creeper.

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

nu/pol/ is infested with whiteknight neckbeards who behave just like bezos.Remember these people wanted to cuddle Hannah Hays and show her the light.

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Levi Turner
Levi Turner

No pussy is worth billions. Bezos is a retard.

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

I can accept he made better decisions than I have. I wasted my time, didn't pay attention in school and now am simply a plumber. I'll never be rich and I don't have any hate for bezos. We all have a life to live

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

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Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

Bezos was personally shilling for Ubuntu/systemd on /tech/ all this time
Gimme gift card now you fucking jew!

Mason James
Mason James

dubs of truth. Its ok to be a beta, Jeff

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

lol

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

I didn't want to cuddle. She rode it just fine though. Would let her ride again.

Angel Morales
Angel Morales

Jeff Bezos sent X-rated selfies and saucy sexts to his mistress while cheating on his wife, a report said on Thursday. The racy messages — which reportedly included a snapshot of Bezos’ junk

This is the guy that wants the wagie back in their literal cagie
pcmag.com/news/363657/amazon-granted-patent-for-workers-in-robot-cages
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6152089/Amazon-wants-workers-CAGES-oversee-robots-bizarre-patent-suggests.html
businessinsider.com/amazon-defends-worker-cage-patent-that-was-recently-unearthed-2018-9
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/amazon-worker-cages-warehouse-enclosure-metal-a8537876.html
seattletimes.com/business/amazon/amazon-has-patented-a-system-that-would-put-workers-in-a-cage-on-top-of-a-robot/

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

You think money replaces character. Having money doesn’t make you an alpha, being the leader of a mega corp like Amazon and taking it from a book store to the behemoth it is today is absolutely an alpha move.
I’m not here to discredit Bezos, I’m simply arguing that your worship of the almighty dollar doesn’t make you anymore of a man.
Man makes the money, money doesn’t make the man. Never forget that.

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

Apparently she's trying to get pregnant.

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

Could this be real? Or is this produced by some PR agency?

Cause Bezos looks to me like some demon possessed freak. Lauren Sanchez looks to me like a Brazillian tranny prostitute.

They are probably being put together to encourage to promote miscegenation and IQ dropping to the general population of the US.

It's all an illuminati plan, none of it is real.

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Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

Nobody here actually cares about this story.

Adrian Gonzalez
Adrian Gonzalez

He sounds like a bitch to me.

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

Lel, you're superior to no one, jeff, you little kike.

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

This. It's either a ploy for something or a shabbos goy lost half his fortune to fuck a used-up mutt whore. Either way - sage

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

got her
a 49 year old roastie
Wow, looks like he really won there

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

why is this story constantly being shilled here and on cuckchan? no one gives a shit

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

kek, filtered.

Adam Foster
Adam Foster

Jeff Bezo's is an example of the matrix being built for them to play in. Average alpha in society is infinitely more alpha than post money Jeff. He's just larping like anyone with billions would

John Edwards
John Edwards

confused jew thinks having shekels makes someone an alpha

William Williams
William Williams

t. (((Bezos)))
A year from now you'll still look like an inbred faggot with a wonky eye.

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

I was going to post this before. something bigger is going on here, meaning he pissed off one of his fellow kikes. One of his fellow BILLIONAIRE likes, since this is going to cost the little bald Jew $70 BILLION. Which means he made himself a very rich, powerful jew enemey who wouldn't even settle for an "investment" of a few billion dollars to keep this quiet. A lot more to this story. Thw richest Jew on earth (at least on paper, in reality it's the central banking kike cartel) doesn't leave his iphone perverted texts randonly open.

His mouthpiece paper has either been attack Israel or Saudi Arabia too much, since they are the only ones capable of doing this or buying the people who can do this.

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

Inside jews propping him up because he's a soulless psychopath that's willing to eat babies with them and not blow their cover isn't really "making better decisions" than you.

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

anons were saying it's a faux divorce so he can hide/protect half of his assets with his wife.

who got it?

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

They can't afford to pay shills so they hire their little sisters now.

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

She's fucking ugly.

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

This nigga bezos could be deep dickin co eds yet he is going after literal goblinas

His ex wife isnt a looker either

Wtf is wrong with this nigga fam

David Hughes
David Hughes

wtf is the matter with her feet?!!!!

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

He was given a contract to the CIA to host data in the cloud, and the money was used to buy WaPo. They're pissed off that a NYC real estate developer shitlord wasn't as easily marginalized as Nixon was.

Isaac James
Isaac James

/nu/
Has cuck porn on his hd
No john, you are the cancer.

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Carter White
Carter White

Yes, it's true. Women are gold digging filth. But only faggots ask women how alpha they are.

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

I would have to hope that if my upcoming divorce were going to be worth 70 billion dollars, that I could find a young whore who looked better than this 50 year old refugee with a bad plastic surgeon.

This is nearly as disappointing as Bill, the leader of the free world at the time, bending Monica over the photocopier instead of holding out for some quality tail like JFK. I mean, come on, respect the office just a little. Give us something to look up to.

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

Those porn stars looked so drugged.

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

Behold the jew.

Take some more steroids Jeff. hahaha

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

she looks fake as shit, why do men with money go after fake women?

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

All NTR is for betas, no exception.

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

What's NTR?

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

The problem with Nixon was that he was a Quaker, a bad Quaker but still a Quaker. Think about that for a minute and let it sink in; they're called Shakers because they get so excited at their religious meetings that they shake, literally shake. They're called Quakers because they get so possessed by the Holy Spirit that they quake! Literally quake! How fucking neurotic is that kind of spastic shit?

And they were well known in early colonial times as epic assholes. Assholes as in walking into an Anglican or protoBaptist church with a bucket of shit and piss and walking up to the front of the church in front of the scandalized congregation and throwing the shit and piss on the floor and shouting "this church is a vessel of filthy corruption, just like the contents of this bucket!"

No, sweaty quaking Quaker Dick was not really quite right. That's not to say he was stupid; far from it, he was a cunning fellow but making Henry Kissinger his Secretary of State; Kissinger tried to insinuate himself into the Kennedy White House and was run out of there on a rail when Kennedy realized he was a dangerous mass murdering jew nut case.

William Gomez
William Gomez

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Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

What's your reason for being on an imageboard whatsoever?

Austin James
Austin James

lol @ the midget & nigger

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

This, lads, is what you call a glow nigger:

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

Yes, I'm a pro. You have permission to be impressed!!!

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

lol @ the midget & nigger

Tis the gift to be simple, 'tis the gift to be free
'Tis the gift to come down where we ought to be,
And when we find ourselves in the place just right,
'Twill be in the valley of love and delight.
When true simplicity is gained,
To bow and to bend we shan't be ashamed,
To turn, turn will be our delight,
Till by turning, turning we come 'round right.

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

people actually cut their lips off and replace them with fish mouths thinking this is sexually attractive
I will never understand this.

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

Lurk forever.

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

What if they are intentionally getting divorced so she can liquidate half the stock fearing a financial crisis and that way he won't get arrested for dumping stock.

I immediately thought of this yesterday. He might have some contractual fiduciary duty to the Amazon corporation as CEO to hang onto a certain amount of his stocks, but she sure as shit doesn't.

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

So Trump is in bed with Bibi, a failed leader who totally fucked up in Lebanon in 2006, and now he's lost badly in Syria, but he's still very powerful and capable of giving the shiv to one of Trump's enemies.

Thus, the Trump curse strikes again?

Adrian Long
Adrian Long

You'll never get your pay. Think the dems will make a deal? Think wearing Depends from all the paid shitposting is "essential" ?

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

asked what NTR is on imageboard, let alone one that has been calling others cucks for years now
shocked when people call him a newkike
Seriously, where the fuck are you from?

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Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

mestizo spic looks like quadroon mutts
What a shocker

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Logan Davis
Logan Davis

Never heard of it. It must be a 4chan thing.

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

We moved our AWS deployments to Azure, how can we trust Amazon when Bezos cheats on his wife with some taconigger?

Carter White
Carter White

So Trump is in bed with Bibi,
Fuck all to do with Trump. His paper went after the Sadis too hard, and even witht ehir economic downturn they spend fucking money like its water. My bet is that the shitty wash post went after the saudis too hard over murdering that shitbag who wasn't even a ZOG citizen. Hey, Saudis murder each other, what they've always done, what they always will do, but for some reason that closet faggot Linsey Grahmn expects US citizens t care about this one?

Probably also a warning from the Saudis to other fuckfaces in the senate and media– "you wantto fuck around like this, you'll be next…"

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

kike

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

Not everyone reads hentai m8

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

doesn't know lewd Philippine watercolor painting terminology on a site whose culture revolves around it

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Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

Censorship belongs in 4chan. You belong there, not here.

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

having a lot of funny money stashed away in a bank is the definition of superiority my fellow goyim :^)

Jack Myers
Jack Myers

Be beta as fuck, just have lots of money.

William Perry
William Perry

It's going to be great to see her run Amazon in to the ground. Every time a woman gets control of a large company it fails.

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Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

the genderjews every single time…

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

muh alpha jewing his workers left and right

he's a moral relativist kike piece of shit

are we still on Zig Forums or on plebbit?

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

I didn't make 140 billion today, but I didn't lose it either.
:]

Charles Long
Charles Long

I love you, alive girl.
That is the most disturbing thing about all of this tbh

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Blake Miller
Blake Miller

they don't cut them off, they just pump some shit in them

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

She legit looks like a bogdanette lite

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Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

what a faggot

Lucas White
Lucas White

i saw a theory that this is a "take the money and run" scam. wouldnt surprise me because he is a ruthless business man

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

I'm a big guy
For (you)

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Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

This reads like Pajeet's pick-up lines.

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Brody Campbell
Brody Campbell

I refuse to believe that one of the richest, most powerful men in the world 'flirts' like a fucking 80 IQ Pajeet asking to open bobs. It's just way too cruel.

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

If these texts are true, expect this Brazilian(?) duck-lipped tranny to have a fatal accident in the nearest future.

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

Billionaires are just NEETS in reverse.

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Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

the Trump curse took a massive shit on this mother fucker

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

millionaire NEET here, and even I've never gotten this bad. This is literally Elliot Rodger level. I have to assume that (((they're))) fucking with us with this chatlog. I literally refuse to believe that someone that negotiated this far could be this fucking retarded with human interaction. It just doesn't add up.

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!!
look closely, incels
this is what a true man sounds like
this is why women will not fuck you

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

millionaire NEET here, and even I've never gotten this bad.
Looks like you're short a comma, faggot :^)

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Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

Omfg this dude so wierd

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

once you hit a certain threshold, it literally doesn't matter anymore
Now, tell me why people with money should talk like Pajeet doing the needful?

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

this is peak yid

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Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

once you hit a certain threshold, it literally doesn't matter anymore
Its true for wealth as it is for poverty. It's a similar dichotomy to geniuses and retards. Regardless of which directioon you go, you're just too far out there to interact with normalfags properly. Johnny and Jane Q. America can very easily imagine themselves to be millionaires and the lives they would lead in that situation. Most people cant even fucking visualize a billion as a number, let alone the earthmoving shit billionaires are capable of setting in motion.

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Angel Baker
Angel Baker

And you're missing my point completely, you stupid faggot. I'm saying I'm autistic, and in a rich bubble, and even I could 'out-flirt' this literal Elliot Rodger wannabe. I don't believe this exchange for a second. Unless the reality is that the monied elite are just as socially retarded as shitposters on a Puerto Rican shell collecting forum.

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

Unless the reality is that the monied elite are just as socially retarded as shitposters on a Puerto Rican shell collecting forum.
Which was exactly my point, you belligerent trust fund homosexual.

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Christian Gray
Christian Gray

Are you fuckers really this dumb? Something deeper going on here. One fo 2 things:

1.. the bitch got sick of being a mistress or was dumped and this was her revenge. Possible but why ruin her own marriage, if you look at her house it's $7-$9 million dollars

2. Someone paid A LOT of shekels to a group to get this.Who would have the tech capabilities t do it? The Israelis. Who would have the money to pay the Jews? The saudis. Why? They murdered one of his asshole journalists and didn't like what their response was. Also, the saudis wanted it as a warning shot to politicians that they are next if they fuck around with sanctions against them.

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

And that was also my point, and we came together to make it. Congrats.

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

Now it all makes sense my the prick began using testosterone and wearing the weird vests and trying to look like a badass. (which he failed at…miserably). Knew something was wrong in the prick's life just fromm those pics. Question is, for 140 billion dollars he could have bought his ow fucking harem of slaves.

Here you see the manlet wearing a shirt where the veins in his mallet arms are visible.And the chick was not even cute! You could find far hotter girl sin a TJ brothel!

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Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

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Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

Excellent lad. If only the free market could fix our autism.

That's the I'm three months into juicing hitting the gym for the first time in my life after being a complete noodle armed goober and now I need immediate validation. It's the male equivalent of the fat chick who loses weight and turns into a raging slut.

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David Cox
David Cox

this

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

I want to point out that this man is literally a Disney villain named Xehanort. I know this thread is mostly decrepit boomer piles of shit, but here it is—this man is literally a Disney villain.

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