Zoo CPS take penguin egg from "bad" hetero penguins Give egg to better, gay penguin parents to hatch and raise. Nellie Bowles covers tech and internet culture for the New York Times
> It was a young penguin colony, and all but one of the couples were pretty bad parents. One couple, though, was extraordinary. Not because they were the colony’s only gay penguins, though they were, but because Sphen and Magic looked like they would make great, diligent, careful egg-warming parents.
> When a particularly negligent heterosexual penguin couple looked to be leaving an egg exposed, the aquarium workers figured they would give it to Sphen and Magic. Now Sphengic, the chick of a gay penguin union, is waddling around an ice enclosure.
Wow, so caged faggot penguins took care of an egg stolen from hetero penguins without their consent. And because the egg hatched they are held as great parents even though hetero parents successfully make and raise offspring for thousands of years.
Shit thread.
Nathan Evans
I saw this on March of the Penguins. They have to march for miles to hatch their eggs. Some of the eggs crack. Some of the couples with cracked eggs try to steal other eggs. It's an instinct that keeps the race alive. Unlike faggotry.
Jeremiah White
It is unnatural, and perhaps they are indeed merely friends. Fuck me, these retarded fuckers need to be killed.
Future generations will look back on our misunderstanding of sexual pathology the same way we look back at Greek pederasty - with disgust and shame. I hope they understand that not all of us were like this.
Isaac Hughes
lmao that's a good point
(polite sage for double post)
Jace Bennett
More pointedly is how much of a fucking huge deal they're making out of the fag penguins. Nobody with healthy views on sexuality gives this much of a fuck about animals being faggots. Only shitlibs and other assorted varieties of faggots care because it gives them propaganda to spew.
Parker Cook
Just like people.
Levi Murphy
I see they left out the bit where the baby penguin was fucked and given aids.
Xavier Morgan
Too bad penguins are one of the most tame animals and there's not much of a chance of the fag penguins eating it because of stress or something.
Ayden White
They're probably both going to be having sex with it in front of everyone in a year or two.
Levi Scott
Let me guess, since they did this it would have a progay argument?
We look back at Greek pederasty as made up jewish nonsense because we're not fucking braindead niggers that believe every stupid thing rabbi Shlomo Bagelstein tells us.
Noah Rivera
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Christopher Peterson
What is the point of this sentence?
Samuel Brooks
What exactly makes them gay though? They aren't fucking each other in the ass. They aren't kissing each other.
Joshua Brooks
There's no such thing as gay penguins, they're abused and cut off from females for queer feels.
Okay this confirms that they're just friends and some bull dyke working at the Aquarium just got excited and wanted them to be gay. Women do this shit with Human beings - who the fuck would put it past them to do it to Penguins?
Hudson Brooks
Fujoshits are getting out of control.
Xavier Martin
What's that an animu pornu? You can yes or no don't need a picture
Jeremiah Moore
Term referring to females who like anime and usually fantasize about heterosexual male characters being romantically involved
Lincoln Phillips
These faggots leave their disdain for the natural way things work right there on their sleeves, don't they? They have seriously gone so batshit insane that they openly hate and mock nature in regards to animals if it isn't two males or two females genetically dead ending to prove their skewed life style has any merit within the world around them. A male dog robotically humping another male dog for dominance is "love", "consent", "family", "beauty" whilst the productive copulation between a male and female, the offspring that comes from such and the rearing of said offspring by the mother is a horrible affront to their beliefs. So search they will for nature to deform a tad bit from the norm to point and cackle that they are okay, or create situations for pictures and articles to prove to the world they are right. If it wasn't for all of those "pretty bad parents" they would have no penguins to mock.
