I've got no such delusions. Just memeing.
For real, though. Got any stories?
I've got no such delusions. Just memeing.
For real, though. Got any stories?
Plenty, every contractor's got 'em. This is not the place to post them, though.
99.5% of PMC work is a boring as fuck slog that consists of waiting, driving and standing guard.
It's jew vs. jew. And it hurts to say this, but as much as I hate Israel, I think i'd rather have Shlomo than Trotsky this time around. For the simple reason that I hate rice I hate eating that shit every single fucking day fuck rice. Sorry Zig Forums.
I believe it.
I work in private investigation, which is one of the most romanticized jobs you can have outside of the military. The internet, social media, and ubiquitous databases have made 99% of the job just sitting around and filing through Facebook and government digital filing cabinets to collate data. We do surveillance, but even that is boring and mostly consists of sitting in a car waiting for something to happen. Typically to catch some cheating whore.
tfw I am the literal Thot Patrol
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fuck that shit usa is not world police let them sort out their own problems we need to remove the 30 million plus spic infestation and secure our nations borders to halt the current invasion.
Cuckchan's leaking again.
Where did I do that? I'm just relating to the "oh man your job is so cool" reaction a lot of people have to finding out what I do, to just smile and nod and not telling them that I'm a glorified desk clerk that sometimes goes out to film sluts slutting around.
I do get some satisfaction out of family work, though. Helping dads get sole custody from their degenerate ex-wives that played the woman card to get the kids after ruining the marriage and shacking up with Tyrone and her drug dealer. Alimony reduction, fraud prevention, etc.
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