I hope you have a fuck ton of Irish Whiskey on hand. You must take a shot every time Trump does any of the following:
Kisses Pelosi's ass
Extends an olive branch to traitorous Dems
Sucks Schumer's cock
Panders to niggers
Panders to kikes
Panders to spics
Cucks on the wall
Walks back previous positions
Begs for approval
Suck's Netanyahoo's cock
Disavows White Nationalism
Condemns counter-semitism
Calls for crackdowns on "hate"
Plays ventriloquist dummy for Jarvanka
Pretends that traitors will compromise
Acts like we are all a bunch of friends
Begs to set aside partisan politics
Touts job creation for niggers and spics
Apologizes to kike shooting victims
Acts like a pathetic, disgusting cuckold
Shit-talks Nazis
Calls for unity with traitors and subversives
Fuuuuuckk I'm already wasted, two minutes in! The Eternal Boomer strikes again!!!!!