Proper Conduct On Zig Forums
Feedback: If you start a thread and people respond by saying sage and calling you a "paid shill", it means you are doing a great job and you should keep up the good work. If anyone accuses you of being jewish or having hebrew heritage, they are most likely joking around (people on Zig Forums can be very ironic).
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Appropriate Content: Sexism, Racism and Offensive images are allowed as we believe censorship is wrong. However, try to stay away from posting truly horrible images as these things can get you banned. Also it will reflect bad on you and will make it harder for you to become a Moderator (which, if you are an undercover journo, is probably a big part of successfully infiltrating us). Also you will no longer be eligible for a 8ch premium so you won't be able to view sensitive raid info.
Can't think of anything to post? Try posting this:
"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎"
Posting this gets you instant brownie points and everybody will find you hilarious. Remember, sage means you are doing a great job.
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