Jewish Comic (((Zelenskiy))) Wins Ukraine Presidential Vote With 73%


Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko acknowledged defeat in the April 21 presidential election just minutes after voting ended in Ukraine and exit polls were released predicting a landslide victory for his opponent, Jewish comedian (((Volodymyr Zelenskiy))).

A Jewish comedian with no political experience has won the Ukraine presidential vote with 73 percent, according to exit polls.

Forty-one-year-old Volodymyr Zelensky’s bid to lead the country was initially dismissed as a joke. But opinion polls suggest incumbent President Petro Poroshenko is heading for defeat amid widespread anger over poverty and corruption.

Russia’s foreign ministry on Sunday says Ukraine has voted for change, after exit polls show comedian and political novice Volodymyr Zelensky winning the country’s presidency in a landslide.

“Exit polls show the citizens of Ukraine voted for change. The new leadership now must understand and realize the hopes of its electors. This of course applies to domestic as well as foreign affairs,” Deputy Foreign Minister Grigory Karasin tells news agency RIA Novosti.

Zelensky, who won a landslide victory, tells his supporters he will not let them down, and encourages other-post Soviet countries to bring new leaders to power.

“I will never let you down,” the 41-year-old TV star says, at his campaign headquarters after the results of exit polls are published.

“While I am not formally president yet, as a citizen of Ukraine I can tell all post-Soviet countries: ‘Look at us! Everything is possible!'”

A joke president for a joke of a country.

Art imitates life

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If dubs all the jews in Ukraine die

It's all repeating itself. Give it 30 years.

checked. I hope he have better jokes than Trump.

let's hope he's too inept to keep a lid on the Hitlerjugend larping AZOV guys

Makes the "Ukrainians want to be independent" narrative look manufactured and exposes euromaidan as the psyop it was.

Of course it was a psyop, you dumbass. It was conducted as a psyop from both sides - pro-russian and pro-eu. Euromaidan was a spitroast gangbang for Hohlostan.
Nice dubs btw.

My thread on Azov v Novorossiya got deleted because of rule 4 and I didn’t realize this thread was up, so without going off-topic, if the user who was talking about how Joseph “Eric Striker” Jordan backed out of a debate with a NatSoc is present, continue dumping the screencaps.

Woot, thought this would happen. Score one for Tzeentch.

cucked again

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im ok with this

I think he was the actual better candidate, too. I look forward to good news out of the Ukraine.


The alternative was pretty much Slavic Clinton.
Dude had a fucked up past of crime and corruption, finnaly cought up with him.

In the meantime

Azov > Novorossiya prove me wrong

How much you wanna bet this is going to be the pre-text for the European army? To (((save))) them from the ensuing nightmare (they created).


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Nope. There is no excuse for EU army. Only reason for EU army would removing kebab. We are far from it.



This is the level of hate and disappointment people have for "real professional" politicians. They are ready to vote in any clown who is not from this crowd.
US elected Trump.
Ukraine goes even further.

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honk honk

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A Jewish comedian.. pretty based guys.

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The only stench here is of Russian faggotry.

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If they were looking for 'change' why did they elect another jew?

Pretty hard to make any logical choices when Zion-Putin is breathing down your neck.

Ukraine ceased to exist in 2013 when the true Ukraine joined Russia by a legal referendum ignored by the entirety of the Western World. This "Ukraine" is a puppet state of the European Union

Trips and Ukraine falls within the next seven years

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How's that cheap gopnik meth treating you, retard?

more like Holodymyr p2


if dubs all the ukrainians die
jews mysteriously unharmed

oh fuck it was just a meme please no holocaust

Thanks. You just killed millions and started WW3.

The goyim in Ukraine have a new leader. Honk, honk.

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Putin invades, Ukrainians and Russians unite to exterminate kikes.

azov btfo

Why do we have to do this to each other?

A few folks in the comment section insist that this guy was Antifa. Not sure if I believe that though.

With a jewish president, things should progress quite rapidly there. Apparently, Ukraine is getting the government it deserves.

Thanks, Russia.
We need another Maidan right fucking now.

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Normies don't know that they're jews.


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azov ns is typical shabbaz-goyim
fuck the ukrainian ns

Ukraine is now under full control of the Jew.
This all happened whilst we were all distracted by the Trumpf wall and Brexit and the EU.

If trips HOLODOMOR 100X perpetrated by jews then we jew israel.


Glows were in Ukraine via David Millaband , a so called British MP and the brother of the first Jewish leader of the Brits Labor Party.
"David Miliband is a member of the Trilateral Commission, founded and chaired by David Rockefeller.[87]"
Staff from the International Rescue Committee loaded onto a bus by masked gunmen and driven out of separatist controlled territory after rebels' secret police accuse them of espionage

Guess what will happen next.

This. Ukraine never was real country, just like hohols were never real nation.

Ukraine has a Celebrity in Chief now too. Just goes to show how unpopular the ZOGs coup puppet was, that he would lose to a celebrity Kike.

never heard of this yidish clown before the election campaign

Wtf, user, nooooo!

Go read the protocols ffs and do it fast

from shocolate factory owner to tv comedian
ok then

This look like Ukrainians are going get fucked by (((them))) again so be ready for another honk storm. Honk honk.

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memes aside, is there any known link between him and the glowing clown niggers? did this election happen more or less organically and this the guy ukraine picked?

apart from the echoes, i mean.

kind of irrelevant who he is funded by when the current president spent twice the money and got like below ~25% of the vote

These guys are going to be the butt of the joke now.

lmao nice pidorashka puppet

He was. Its ultimate vote against establishment. Of course Zelenskiy like Trump may tow same line and expectations are wrong but people voted for change.

Totally non Russian solders ETA 12-00.

Yeah hes a jew

People have been claiming that this will happen for the last 6 years (more than that actually) and it never happens.
That's because it won't. All wars now are proxy-wars. An actual NATO vs Eurasia war would destroy the very Zionist order that the jews want to preserve.

And that's new?

Well Im glad there was no fuckery, and I wish Ukraine the best. Keep an eye out for his genetic dispositions.

Enjoy your bridge to Africa, Ukraine.

"Errors of Russia" problems
Eastern Orthodox needs to be Consecrated to our lady.
Clown World is a state strategy by Russia called Hypernormalization or funding all sides. They were more than happy to have the Russia Hoax distraction for 2 years. Russia was find and kept eyes off their actual shenanigans or maybe everyone already saw this video…

Russia protects its own. It makes sure chaos is everywhere but 'mother' Russia. It's a big thing for them. They never get invaded, right? Been working for them for some time.

Also beautiful Russian women don't like you and probably marry into the West to spy, subvert or sneak in their relatives. What did that KGB fella warn? Who subverted the Roman Catholic Church with Sodomites?

Where's the punchline?

Hory shite. Uucrane gone mad.

Don’t forget that Poroshenko was Jewish too

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>Jewish Comic (((Zelenskiy))) Wins Ukraine Presidential Vote With 73%
As if things weren’t bad enough….
How the fuck do you elect a literal clown jew?
Imagine having a literal kike jester as your leader lmao
He'll pair well with their Jewish PM.


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As if things weren't bad enough already…

(((Oligarchs))) Weaponized Cyprus Branch of Ukraine's Largest Bank to Send $5.5 Billion Abroad

The former chairwoman of Ukraine’s central bank dubbed it one of the biggest financial scandals of the 21st century.
Valeria Hontareva was describing the alleged theft of US$5.5 billion from PrivatBank, once the country’s largest commercial lender. The suspected masterminds are the bank’s two oligarch owners: (((Ihor Kolomoisky))) and (((Hennadiy Boholiubov))), who stand accused of absconding with an amount roughly equal to 5 percent of the country’s gross domestic product. According to court records, both men are said to have recently been living in Switzerland, though Kolomoisky appears to be spending time in Israel.
“Large-scale coordinated fraudulent actions of the bank shareholders and management caused a loss to the state of at least $5.5 billion,” Hontareva said in March 2018. “This is 33 percent of the population’s deposits … [and] 40 percent of our country’s monetary base.”
Now, for the first time, OCCRP has traced the mechanism that appears to have allowed Kolomoisky and Boholiubov to funnel such vast wealth out of Ukraine: The money was moved through a PrivatBank subsidiary in Cyprus.
The arrangement helped hide the fact that cash was disappearing because the National Bank of Ukraine treated the Cyprus branch of PrivatBank the same as it would domestic branches. This designation meant officials never detected that cash transferred to Cyprus was leaving Ukraine.
Meanwhile, Cypriot regulators either failed to detect that the various bank transfers totalling $5.5 billion were backed by bogus contracts, or didn’t take the necessary action to stop them.
The system allowed billions of dollars to be pumped through the PrivatBank accounts, which were held in Cyprus by offshore companies.
This account is based on a forensic audit by Kroll, the U.S.-based corporate investigation and risk consulting firm. The report, which is based on PrivatBank’s own records and was obtained exclusively by OCCRP, also reveals that there was little distinction between Kolomoisky and Boholiubov’s corporate and personal accounts.
Ukraine nationalized PrivatBank in December 2016, saddling taxpayers with a $5.9 billion bailout. The nationalization was widely supported by the international community, including the IMF, the European Union, and the United States, which called it a “milestone in economic reform and the fight against corruption.”
Kolomoisky has said he wants $2 billion in PrivatBank capital returned to him. And on April 19, a Kyiv court ruled PrivatBank’s nationalization unlawful, deciding in favor of the oligarch and setting the stage for a prolonged legal battle.
In a letter circulated to the media by Kolomoisky’s Swiss office, the oligarch refuted allegations by the National Bank of Ukraine that Privatbank had engaged in fraudulent lending practices.
The new revelations about how the scheme worked emerge just as Kolomoisky stands to increase his already considerable influence in Ukraine through the country’s presidential election.
>(((Zelenskiy))) team dismisses his role in court rulings on PrivatBank

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Ah, the naivete…

There are no elections. ANYWHERE. Just the appearance of such, so that the unwashed masses actually believe they have a say. And then you have the perception management flunkies peddling the election narrative, everywhere, even here on 8pol, so that the world CONTINUES to believe the myth.

All you ever get is what the kikes install as your faux "leaders", after so-called [phony] "elections" are held. It's been this way for a long time. Best wake up, emptyheads.

No difference in Ukraine. It's always the same. Poroshenko, Tymoshenko, Yanukovych, etc.. Doesn't matter; never did. They are all subhuman, antichrist jewish excrement.

Betcha $1.00 the Maidan snipers still won't get investigated/exposed/prosecuted.

ukr shabbas-nazis related

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>literally forgetting the previous kike president "deeds" to Ukraine

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jew vs jew
you choose goy

as always

They buy those, it's not "aid".

Ukraine is going to be the second bolt hole for the talmudic zionists. They are setting up the native population to be destroyed and dispossessed, then they will take it over and own it outright.

That's even worse

Ukraine is a natsee antithemitic country with a Jewish President and Jewish prime minister; so typical.

Just throwing it out there

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I do my best to find redeemable qualities to Slavs but I keep being disappointed. I am also constantly reminded that it was the Nordic leaders at the top of their society that gave these Slavs the best there could be in their respective countries, but Slavs proved again and again to be unable to take care of such legacies.
I really want to talk about whites at large, about union against kikes, but I have a sense that Slavs are just white niggers and on the long term, it would be better to reduce their numbers and take their lands. I know, this is d&c, but fuck, give me hope or accept to be BTFO when the time will come.

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agreed. drang nach osten. again.
ahahaha cmon nazi repeat your victory

The information from you is very useful so thank you very much.

Kek has spoken.
Anyone that has followed what is happening in Ukraine know the Jews plans making Ukraine into a backup Israel as it's more and more likely they will get kicked out from there soon (thanks to the Syrian adventure, it's pre-1967 with every country that matter, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Turkey openly hostile to Israel again).
Check this posts in the other thread if you don't understand why:

Both candidates were awful. Both Jew puppets. Nothing of value was lost because in this instance there was nothing to be gained.

Zig Forums looking dumb as fuck as usual for not realizing the juden already owned Ukraine. Do yourselves a favor by stop living in a bubble and look into how corrupt Ukraine's current president is and how hated he is. Don't forget the retard and his even more retarded generals continually provoking Russia to try to drag the West into the conflict because they would be 100% obliterated without Western support.