Yo Mama So Right Wing

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

Saw someone make the joke on Twitter, "Yo mama so far right, she has two American flags on her house."
I realized we can make some jokes that highlight the fact that mothers who are further to the Right are generally happier, fitter, better members of the community, stable, caring, loving, and present in their family's lives.
I wrote several, some of them could be thrown into the garbage and it wouldn't have any effect on the trajectory of the universe, but I figure if we're writing jokes we should throw a few at the wall and see if they stick.

Yo mama so far right, she's still married to your dad
Yo mama so far right, she read books to you before bed
Yo mama so far right, she let her boys be boys
Yo mama so far right, she knows girls should have their own bathroom
Yo mama so far right, you don't have any step-siblings
Yo mama so far right, nobody ever thought she was a slut
Yo mama so far right, she never cheated on anybody
Yo mama so far right, her family respects her
Yo mama so far right, she doesn't have venereal disease
Yo mama so far right, she taught you to respect yourself
Yo mama so far right, she believes in freedom of speech
Yo mama so far right, she knows privilege is earned
Yo mama so far right, she likes the American flag
Yo mama so far right, she's actively involved in her community
Yo mama so far right, she's encouraging you to have children
Yo mama so far right, she is virtuous instead of virtue signaling
Yo mama so far right, she volunteers at a charity
Yo mama so far right, she doesn't get her happiness from Likes
Yo mama so far right, she doesn't hate herself for her skin color
Yo mama so far right, she knows it's OK To Be White
Yo mama so far right, she's suspicious of corporate media
Yo mama so far right, she doesn't worship celebrities
Yo mama so far right, she didn't get her values from TV and the Movies
Yo mama so far right, she thanks soldiers for their sacrifice
Yo mama so far right, she wants Europe to be European

Every girl, growing up, wants to be a good daughter, good mother, and good wife. But every girl is being trained for two decades to be quite the opposite. Maybe some younger women who haven't ruined themselves can be positively affected by this kind of humor – fingers crossed anyways.

Thanks and God Bless.

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Anthony Long
Anthony Long

Yo mama so far right, she has two American flags on her house.
That's a joke?
The left can't meme at all.

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

Yo mama so far left she sold you to Jewish transexuals.

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

Not a bad idea at all. Not bad

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

lol

Yo mama so left wing she has a penis

Mason Collins
Mason Collins

Yo mama so far left, you're black and your dad is white

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

Your mama is so right she realized hitler did nothing wrong.

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

Yo mama so far left, she only fucks niggers

James Johnson
James Johnson

Yo mama so far right, she makes shitty memes on twitter to own the libs

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

Yo mama so right, she can't realize the jew cock she be ridin'

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

Leftists are incapable of creavity and are fed all of their views through media, the press and popular culture. The NPC meme got under their skin for a reason

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

mommie i love you so much and i want you to know that bettering myself is always an option. I will better myself it's the retribution is always on the first place

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

Yo mama so right wing that she voted for Reagon. Stupid bitch
Yo mama so right wing she believes the 1% actually contribute to the economy
Yo mama so right-wing her favorite crackers are Israeli crackers
Yo mama so right wing she donates to peta
Yo mama so right wing she advocated for the ban of violent video games
Yo mama so right wing she got married at a 40k wedding. Fucking retard
Yo mama so right wing she hires Mexicans because her 80 pound husband can't work in the sun
Yo mama so right wing she goes to church She's christian
Yo mama so right wing she takes her 300 pound kids to Mcdonalds every Friday
Yo mama so right wing she believes in trickle down economics. Worthless shit
Yo mama so right wing Bush when he was president

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

Yo mama is so right wing, she refused government assistance; instead worked 2 jobs.

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

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James Price
James Price

promoting right wing politics
Kill yourself rabbi. This is a national socialist board. Neocohens get the rope too.

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

nu/pol/ is bad enough it's trying to shill URM0M jokes

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

This

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

Yo mama so far right, she cook yo dinner.

Jaxon Kelly
Jaxon Kelly

the absolute fucking state of this board

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

Yo mamma glows so bright she ain't lettin yo nigga ass be ran over by dem godly sent programmers pursuing a holly mission to end the life of melanin enriched individuals working for da mudafuka governmant.

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