Go live in Canada during the summer. That is if you want to live in a shelter. Ontario is easy for welfare even if you’re not Canadian, show up and cry and they’ll give you a debit card that gets loaded every month with 300 bucks.
Medium size cities are best if you want to live outside and not in a shelter, and busk for money. less other homeless people to worry about.
Never give your id or real name if you go to a food bank or service. Rotate and give a new name every time.
Be polite and talk white with cops, but keep a serious face and avoid talking to them, this is important because if other paranoid homeless people see you talking to cops… then 1. they may stab you with a pencil or 2. rumours will spread that you talk to cops and see 1.
Bear mace is the best weapon, and the only one really. Knives are too personal and intimate. Guns are too loud and expensive. Bear mace and a 12 inch metal bar are good. The mace can take on multiple attackers, and doesn’t call for retaliation like other weapons might. The bar is good for knocking a knife out of someone’s hand, or inflicting damage. As soon as you pull a knife or gun, you are escalating things to a place you may not want to go. Don’t pull a knife unless it’s to go into someone’s eyes or throat. Sometimes a wide cut across the chest is enough to scare someone. Slashes are better then stabs. Adrenalin can keep you going through a stab, but an effective slash really sobers a person to death. If you do cut someone “battle” someone, leaving town is safe, but not always necessary.
If you are going to fist fight. Use gloves. Don’t want to get pozzed.
selling hard drugs can be profitable for a few days if you know runners who can’t hold themselves, though you must hide the money you make, and keep enough to give the people that rob you… which will happen.
Don’t ask questions to other homeless people, and don’t try to be friends badly… this is what cops do.
Understand that any interaction with other homeless people or drug people, or any time spent in shelters, soup kitchens, or any other service for the homeless has a mental cost that isn’t always immediately measurable. This can be offset by socializing and having normie conversations with wage cucks, as well as going for a day out in nice clothes and buying normal things.
Go through the steps to get the government to pay for your house and food. If you need more then work a cash job.
The needier you come off, the less people will want to give. Don’t ask for things directly, just tell people what you don’t have, and if they can offer it they will.
If you see a respected or violent homeless person, do them a small favour if the opportunity arises, like finding them someone who sells something. Nothing is free on the street, all favours create debts.
Never let anyone handle your problems for you. Pay them. A little money goes along way if you know someone that is numb to violence and is seeking opportunities… 40 dollars goes along way to dealing with trouble makers.
take huge floating shits at Starbucks and don’t flush. Hang out there all day. Hit on the workers, they’ll give you free shit at the end of the shift.
Cops have good teeth.
Libraries are nice.