Join the marines

On your own you can train guns, martial arts and other close combat skills. There are several weapons and devices you get access to once you join the military that you cannot easily access outside. Even if you do get your hands on them or more likely even try, you will be on every alphabet agency shitlist. They will put you in a hole so deep even your mom will forget you ever existed. Nothing can beat the military(army or marines) in terms of the ease with which you can turn yourself into a professional killer. What a well trained military guy can do in terms of carnage, your average self trained innawoods goober militia can only dream of. DOTR you will up against exactly these military types. If you think the lame garbage that you see on Zig Forums will prepare you for them, you have nasty surprises coming

Really makes you think.

But I don't want to suck Jewish cocks and die for Israel, stupid faggot!

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