Progressives who think they should run the country will display maturity and common purpose by floating a preposterous latex toy over nation’s capital
Code Pink, the moderate-left social club that likes to splash menstrual blood on Supreme Court nominees, has received conditional permission to bring the infamous Baby Trump balloon to its designated protest area during the July 4 celebrations in the nation’s capital on Thursday, (((CNN))) reports. In a staggeringly appropriate metaphor for the entire #Resist movement, the group has agreed to abide by Park Service regulations, which include a ban on balloons, and only fill the object with cold air so it can’t fly. Code Pink organizers have agreed that completely neutering their intended protest is a reasonable and positive compromise with the president they routinely slander as a fascist dictator.
The Baby Trump balloon made its first public appearance during President Trump’s state visit to London, where it was displayed behind 24 transsexual deviants and several of the fattest women in the United Kingdom. Aliens from Mars, observing the event, are said to have commented that the event participants seemed to worship the object, and that they must revere the godlike figure it depicts, since they seem to have built their lives around venerating it.
The balloon’s appearance at the DC celebrations is expected to draw a similar-sized (and similar-sized) crowd of unhappy lesbians, homosexual perverts, drug-addled freakshows and a delegation from that coven of witches that was casting spells on Trump a couple of years ago. Code Pink organizers issued a statement thanking Moloch for his guidance in their utter degeneracy, as well as George Soros for the inspired way he keeps writing checks for this fag shit.
Independence Day organizers had no comment on the balloon’s anticipated presence, since they’re busy adults who’ve got better shit to do than chat with CNN about some fags in the park. Park officials say they do not expect violence, since: “[T]hose Code Pink faggots couldn’t make a point with a pencil sharpener.”
The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment, though one anonymous source reported that President Trump has responded to the intended taunt by approving another $200 million aid package for Israel, which sources say he was planning to do anyway.
In related news, Zig Forums denizens who live in the Washington, D.C., metro area are reportedly too chickenshit to show up with a helium tank, swap it out in front of the hippie in charge of the balloon, and then rat to the Park Service about the violation to get them sent to jail.
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