Many, many years ago, there was one of the hundreds of 'anti-neptune self-entitled superhero' faggots who actually stood out from the rest of the crowd of wannabe superheroes…
His online moniker was 'DRAK'
hahahaha
Drak was SUCH a fucking douchebag
Just like all the other idiots before him, who had each erroneously assumed that they somehow were capable of 'getting rid of me' (lol), drak had a nauseating sense of self entitlement and arrogance, and he considered himself to be quite the 'online badass'.
He had created the STUPIDEST persona, sappy and sissified, effeminate and cheesy, while somehow thinking he was being MACHO.
He would always say "M'lady" to women online, and he fashioned his creepy personalities after Johnny Depp's embarrassingly gay character Captain Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
While he pretended that he was some form of romantic swashbuckling pirate, he simultaneously tried to mix in a little bit of creepy effeminate 'vampire' bulshit into his routine, hence the stupid name 'drak'.
He was always bragging about how he had 'effected me', saying that he made me 'butthurt' with his ridiculous attempts, without realizing that the fact that I never even acknowledged his existence, and the fact that he was obsessed with me proved conclusively that HE was the one who was butthurt and negatively effected…
He made a fool out of himself for the longest time, wearing horse blinders to the embarrassing truth, and continually claiming that he had somehow 'victoriously won' in some imaginary battle against me that was going on in his head…
I can't even begin to tell you how funny it was, and how many other people seem to enjoy the day by day antics, as I continued doing what I do (irritating people with my presence) without even paying him any attention, and watching him spin out of control in a laughable self-imposed downward spiral…
It really became quite a sideshow…
All of the chicks would always send me messages about how creepy he was, how it made their skin crawl when he tried his swashbuckling effeminate "M'Lady" shit on them, and how they enjoyed seeing how upset my presence seems to make him…
One day I actually made a prank phone call to 'Drak', based on a ruse, I got him to actually start talking on the phone, and halfway into the call I let him know that it was actually ME (his arch enemy) he was speaking to… If you heard his voice, you would split your sides laughing… He had a lisp, and literally sounded like some kind of retarded circus clown born without a jaw. His Goofy 'Mortimer' dipshit voice was HILARIOUS, especially considering how he thought he portrayed the role of some kind of 'intimidating badass' online…
I recorded the call because I knew it would be a classic, and I was correct. It's hilarious !!
I think tonight I'm going to search for that old recording and perhaps I'll put it up in a YouTube video tonight…
The recording serves as an amazing reminder of how fragile certain people's egos can be, and how it's always the effeminate Sissy boys who somehow think that they have the ability to suddenly become intimidating badasses… It's also funny how my simple presence online seems to get under certain people's skin so badly that they spin out of control…
I've been doing this for 26 years now, and if you can multiply 26 x 365, you should have a pretty good idea of exactly HOW MANY of these douchebag 'self-entitled superheroes' I have dealt with…
(And each one always seems to think that they are the first one to come around the bend, as if somehow, I've never dealt with their type before)
L M F G D A O @ F U C K B O Y S
When I upload the 'phone call with Drak', I'll be sure to post the link for everybody so they can hear just how goofy that mother fucker was.