A terrible tragedy took the lives of two young sheriff's deputies in Florida Thursday when a gunman ambushed them while they ate at a restaurant in the city of Trenton, about 35 miles west of Gainesville. The suspect attacked the two deputies in broad daylight while they ate at a Chinese restaurant and fatally shot them through the restaurant's windows before taking his own life.
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Florida officials said in a statement the shooter walked up and started blasting through a window fatally shooting both deputies and himself but miraculously no one else was hurt. The Gilchrist County Sheriff's Office identified the two fallen deputies as their own Sergeant Noel Ramirez, 30, and Deputy Sheriff Taylor Lindsey, 25.
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Also, I am a self-aggrandizing namefag punk who enjoys being overly verbose, is too old for the chans, and I do not care whatsoever about your supposed chan culture.
I just want to be a self-righteous prick at all times, weighing in on every topic with great aplomb; because my opinions, and the way I express them are worth more to you little Millenial shits than you will ever understand.
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