"by his mum" I thought we had a confirmed case here
can't you read? it's because he's a 'super human'. not 100% sure, but reading between the lines i think he must have falcon punched himself by accident whilst larking around and now he's effectively absorbed most of a smaller boy to regain health.
just as well he has a blue shirt on or i'd assume the wall was retarded and smiling at the camera.
Unfortunately, his mother will dub him 'super dead' in 14 months when he contracts a common cold, and takes an everyday antibiotic to treat the secondary bacterial infection, which will trigger his immuno response rejection of the implanted organs…
Good news and bad news….
The bad news: Jr's funeral will be a financial setback
The good news: even though she's not exactly a beauty queen, she still has bleach blonde hair, meaning Iranian men will pay her for sex…
You can call him super human when he turns 70 without the need of another transplant.
But reality is that he probably won't make it past 30, probably not even past puberty.
With all the new flesh eating bacterias he will be on a constant stream of antibiotics throughout his life, even though many of them are worthless now. In fact thanks to aids drugs and aids victims constant use of antibiotics and greedy farmers pumping their animals full antibiotics as well, they have become all but useless to the rest of us.
only a matter of time until we see a massive increase of deaths from bacterial infections. check out the news now and there are dozen or reports of people getting a scratch or splinter and then losing half finger and limbs etc from untreatable infections.
THE GOOD NEWS:
While trying to recoup the losses incurred by his funeral, one of her 'clients' is likely to get her pregnant.
interesting, it looks an awful lot like a nylon wig or at least hair extensions. wonder if she has very thin hair or it's falling out. she might have a hereditary genetic disorder and after getting preggo from her brother or dad the disorder got stronger in the kid. that's what i'm going to assume anyway.
and honestly, 5 organs failed, that's pretty much god saying he did not want that kid to live.