Pastor Says Security Camera Captured An Angel

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A family in East Jordan, Michigan say they captured a "miracle" on a surveillance camera. Glen Thorman's security camera captured several bizarre images he says show an angel. "I said ‘That’s an angel!’ And I was just blown away," Thorman said. "I couldn’t wait to send it to my wife and send it to Deneille. And I said ‘I got an angel, and my camera took a picture of an angel."


Thorman's security camera is only activated by a motion sensor and the camera took several still images and emailed them to him. One image looks like it shows a stereotypical angel above a truck with large wings and a flowing white gown before it moves out of the frame. One of the first people Thorman showed was the pastor at his church, Deneille Moes.

"It was really clear to me the minute I looked at the photo, I just kind of freaked out a bit," Moes said. "I went like ‘Whoa! That’s an angel!' And I texted him back, ‘That’s an angel.’ There wasn’t any doubt in my mind that we were looking at something supernatural." The photos were shared hundreds of times on the church's Facebook page after Moes posted the photos.

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Spoiler: It's a moth.

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LOL! It is just a fucking moth. GODDAMNIT people are so fucking stupid.

A dust devil?

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(((Andrew McGovern))), grab your pen and paper, and don't be afraid if you have to sit in front of the taller students (we all know you're quite short). for today's lesson, we are going to learn how to post anonymously. This is helpful as it's most likely that the CIA is tracking you since you are a known homeless schizoid criminal. It is actually quite easy to post anonymously. just follow these steps;

and lastly


Write these lines fifty times in your book and you'll be on your way to becoming acertified 8channer! have fun :^)

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Diablo 2 was right.
Uriel has a sword, my guess he is headed to Israel to take care of some things.

(((Andrew McGovern))), I'm an adult male who uses sissy pics of little girls to 'represent myself online' and I'm secretly sexually attracted to you

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I have a 'secret' crush on (((Andrew McGovern))), who has a much bigger penis than me

keep dreaming, manlet

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Manlet: a very small guy, in comparison to me Incase you didn't already know thatshorty

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you'd have to use a ladder to lick my scrotum, Sassypants

Good Morning Andrew!

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Guess I should have said

I'll get the hang of this app eventually, Andrew.

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LOL !!!……

nice work….

Q: have you ever had 'fried spaghetti'?

If it sounds odd to you, let me assure you that it's fucking AMAZING !!!!

first, Wendy makes homemade spaghetti, (badass) then she puts it in the refrigerator overnight to release all the flavor…

next day spaghetti is always better….

So, the next day, she'll put a little butter into a skillet, and at a low heat, she 'fries' the spaghetti, stirring it as the sauce thickens, and the butter (not too much, and not too little butter) caramelizes the sauce, and some of the noodles become crunchy and glazed here and there….

TRUST ME : it tastes fucking amazing !!

I just ate a shitload of it. the flavor is 100 times better than regular spaghetti. It's addictive as fuck…

you should really try it sometime

Moths are mostly the insect version of angels. Obsessed with light and friendly.

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Still, I would rather have moths than angels as moths can be placated with either a lightbulb or sugar water.

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hee hee!…..

I'm fucking lovin' it already…..
You should see some of Wendy's artwork she does with insects… She's really into nature, plants and animals and insects and everything, and she does some of the most amazing coolest shit art regarding insects and bugs….

In fact, if you don't mind I'm going to download those pictures of the white moth.

(Wendy's a bit of an entomologist you could say, and she knows so much about insects and bugs {they're not the same thing necessarily} that it's actually quite impressive)

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I take it your balls haven't dropped yet Andrew?
Don't worry. They will eventually.

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Q: have you ever had my 'fried spermetti'?
If it sounds odd to you, let me assure you that it's fucking AMAZING !!!!
first, Wendy fucks me and makes homemade spermetti, (badass) then she puts it in the refrigerator overnight to release all the flavor…
next day spermetti is always better….
So, the next day, she'll put a little nutter-butter into her skillet, and at a low heat, she 'fries' the spermetti, stirring it as my sauce thickens, and the nutter-butter (not too much, and not too little nutter-butter) caramelizes my sauce, and my noodle becomes munchy and glazed here and there….
TRUST ME : it tastes fucking amazing !!
Johnny Neptune just ate a shitload of it. the flavor is 100 times better than regular spermetti. It's addictive as fuck…
you should really try it sometime

Goddamn perspective. Still can't figure it out, and you promised me more info on the 'smile' thang too, Andrew!

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everyone knows that it's actually the shorter person who is more submissive in cases like these, if you know what i mean
t. 6'4
suck em, Andrew

how cucked can you get

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Religious nuts anyway…
I'd rather eat my own sperm.

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Thank you Zig Forums mods 4 allowing banter today. You've been a bit uppity lately. I approve of your new attitude.

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you're gay for eating sperm

You're gay for nutting it up in an Abrahamic religion Sky god and for believing in angels.

That's pretty sacrilegious stuff you're saying for a hebrew

Lucky I'm 100% Nordic then, I guess.

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Here we go…
Christfags cannot resist this b8.

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anti-slide

Moth or pigeon. Nothing to see here.

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I guess jews like Andrew would lie when necessary

It's perspective.

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