I'm just curious about something….
I've always been REALLY good at 'reading people's, but so has my wife.
She and I have differing theories regarding your sexuality.
She seems to think you're a queen, and you try to compensate by masking your homosexuality with ridiculous false machismo bullshit, like the stupid camouflage face paint on your face, ridiculous (outdated) military clothing, and the silly 'Major' moniker….
But I disagree with her…..
I say you're not homosexual (necessarily) but are more asexual than anything else. I say you would get involved with a female, if she would somehow see past all the ridiculous external decorations and visual distractions. But even more importantly, I don't think you're really a sexual person, because I think you probably had an overbearing father, and a broken relationship with him somewhere along the way. I think you're probably a 'bdsm' type of guy, and as you are well aware, bondage and discipline have absolutely nothing to do with sex, and everything to do with unresolved psychological issues.
It's my opinion that your silly military facade nonsense is nothing more than an extension of your compensation for a lack of authority and control, and if given an opportunity to actually engage in a healthy sexual relationship with a woman, I'm certain that you would end up wasting her time with silly 'obey me because I am your master' bullshit.
……..so let's be honest, okay ?……
I'm right, aren't I ?…….
I can't wait to tell my wife that once again, I was right and she missed the target… It's totally understandable how she automatically assumed that you were a homosexual because after all… You should really look at yourself the way others see you, all dressed up in your ridiculous outfits, grease paint all over your face, with a false sense of Macho bravado…
What is actually a repressed fear from your childhood, a self perceived lack of control and authority, which has manifested in a charade of masculinity and false authority in your adulthood, a predictable 'master and servant' situation so to speak, would easily be confused with simple homosexuality to the uninitiated viewer…
…. One more question……
I bet you find Jim to be physically attractive don't you?… Something tells me the two of you Share some kind of bizarre Secret admiration for each other, based upon something so abstract and nonsensical, that the average psychologically healthy person would never even begin to grasp it…