See, I'm a professional designer, illustrator & conceptualist. I used to develop creative concepts for Warner Bros Records. I'm very good at what I do.
Of course I am well aware that the term 'pisswater' has been used for some time now, and I understand why… Piss is yellowish…
I get it…..
But analyzing their logo, and the entire essence of the concept, I realized that the term Turdwater worked better for me.
The fourth letter in the word 'gold' is D
and the actual composition of their existing logo literally screamed out for the word 'turd' to replace 'gold', because the letter T is already used and it matches the existing aesthetics…
it just looks right…….
Furthermore, ever since I was a child I have always used an analogy when talking about different subjects, sy like, for example: mixed race girls
I'd say "even if she's only part nigger, if I put just a little bit of feces into a glass of water, would you drink it?"
so the metaphor works for me in this case as well…..
And finally, although urine is yellow, that's not the only application for the term 'golden'…..
Are you familiar with the term 'golden brown'?……
Either way, regardless of anyone else's opinions on my creative concept, I'm going to stick with it, and I respect your desire to run with a concept that isn't as complete as mine…..
You guys can stick to the 'urine metaphors', and I'll 'throw feces at them'….
That way we will have both bases covered……