The porn star (really) running for president

Did Trump touch you in your special place?

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you're both retards

I wouldn't know, because I wouldn't fuck a prostitute if it was the last thing I ever did.

That's Trump's specialty…. He married a former prostitute (two of them, actually) and cheats on his wives with other prostitutes, then illegally uses campaign funds to pay hush money to said prostitutes…

So I wouldn't know… Only a fucking loser would fuck a prostitute….

(And I find it rather peculiar that somebody with 330 million dollars would have to scrape the bottom of the barrel when it comes to vagina)

You probably should have edited the cane out of the picture……..

(Perhaps it's a bit too realistic)

Really ?…..

You're a retard just like me?

SYMPATICO !!!!!

Believe it or not, I don't know any pornstars names, and I have no idea who Brianna Wu is, or any of these other prostitutes you guys seem to be so familiar with…..

I have absolutely no interest in it whatsoever

sure smells normie in here

eh fuck lets have her as president

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…. As long as it's the opposite of you, I can live with that…..

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Naww, that's just the smell of vagina on my chin…..

It's something you're not accustomed to.

oh, the irony!!

When a group of the biggest losers on this planet try to insult you by accusing you of not being an abnormal social and sexual failure…..

Ouch……

DAMMIT !!!

okay okay, you're right

I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN A VAGINA IN REAL LIFE!!!

(oh, the shame)

I am so humiliated now….
I wanted to be abnormal like you

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This is just great, Trump lowered the bar so fucking much that now even porn whores stand a good chance to win the elections.
GG burgerniggers

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I'd give anything to be 'elite' like you

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fuck off, normalnigger

t. Failed normie

Should be worth a few laughs if she doesn't pussy out. Also, her face has been beat the fuck up.

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I have an old personal friend in real life who calls himself Prince Mongo. He has been a local 'anti-celebrity' in Memphis for decades. He wears a loincloth, and a cape, and crazy goggles, and a weird wig and often an insane buffalo horn furry helmet.He would carry a big Zulu Warrior Spear around, and go barefoot everywhere.

He is Rich as fuck, being the heir to a huge family fortune, so he can afford to do whatever the fuck he wants to do.

He used to fly over Memphis in a hot air balloon and (quite literally) toss out hundreds of thousands of dollars on to the streets of Memphis below him.

He's quite a character, and you can find him on YouTube, etc.

Prince Mongo insists he's from another planet called 'Zambodia'… He's crazy as shit, and cool as hell. He owned all kinds of businesses and nightclubs. He's rich as fuck, so he buys really fancy shit, then destroys it…

AAAAAANYWAY…….

Robert (Prince Mongo's real name) always ran for Mayor in Memphis…

he'd campaign while wearing the loincloth, cape and spear. He'd run for Mayor of Memphis while claiming to be from another planet. Everybody knew him and loved him, but he never stood a chance to be elected, and he knew that.

This prostitute doesn't stand a chance in hell…

This is simple promotion…..

At least prince Mongo is cool and funny, unlike this nasty $5 whore…

RE: failed normie

at least I limited my failure down to just one category, unlike YOU, who fails at everything you ever try…..

(lol you can't even get a girl to be seen hanging out with you, little guy. 4th grade schoolboys are out there running circles around you with girls, while you play your sissy video games)

Where's your JewTube channel, champ? Camera shy?

I've got an HONEST QUESTION and I'd appreciate an HONEST ANSWER, if you don't mind……

okay ?… I'm being polite, and I'm not being mean… I'm just asking you a very legitimate question, and since you're 'anonymous', there's no reason for you to be dishonest…..

Q: YOU'VE ACTUALLY SUCKED ANOTHER DUDE'S PENIS BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU?

I'm not 'insulting' you, sir….
I've simply got a hunch that you've actually taken your latency to the next level before, and actually had another man's dick in your mouth…..

I'm right, aren't I ?

that's a lot of words just to let us know how much you enjoy the taste of cock like the faggot manlet you are

hint: the reason I can tell is because I'm really, really good at 'reading people', even from a minimal amount of analytical data….

For example, your 'aura' is that of a pompous little mommy's boy, who thinks he's special, yet it's more than obvious that you never get any pussy….

Add those two elements together, and it equals a fucking faggot…..

See ?… I told you I'm good at this

All your abnormie imaginary friends are on the edges of their seats….

don't be a coward, little guy…
Just be a big man and answer the question…

AGAIN: YOUVE ACTUALLY HAD ANOTHER MAN'S GENITALIA IN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE, RIGHT?

Sorry I can't hear you with that cock in your mouth. Try again after you get done earning that dime.

well you admitting that you enjoy the taste of cock is your first step to accepting yourself as the homeless manlet that loves cock that you are you'll make it someday little guy just keep trying and one day you'll be the biggest faggot in the world but you're already pretty close already

I've always perceived a refusal to answer a question as an affirmative response….

Because if the answer was "no", you'd simply say "NO"…….

that's a lot easier than struggling to avoid the answer….

I'm not discounting the possibility that you haven't actually acted out on your fantasies about having sex with another dude….

yes we understand you love cock you don't have to keep telling us

it was a 'YES'

trust me…. hes done it before
I nailed it right on the head…
I always do

He's the type that has only done it once or twice, but that's enough… He's pretty much asexual, and he's definitely not inclined to be sexual or physical with females, because he is socially stunted and unable to really connect with women.

But he's met some real nerdy computer sissy guys, and I definitely have the feeling one or two times he actually went 'to third base' with one of these similarly failed sexual and social Rejects….

(he told himself that it was an act of 'bisexuality', but that would be impossible since eat never actually engaged in heterosexual relations with a woman)

See how easy that was?

Are you ever going to act like a man and have the balls to simply answer the question?

Or do you intend on continuing your little 'sissy girl' avoidance technique?

So, basically what you're saying is that you are camera shy.
I think I have a very good idea why that is, but maybe you can just type a bunch of shit I never bother to read in a desperate attempt to deflect attention from the obvious.

you sure do like to talk about your love of cock you might want to see a psychiatrist or something it's pretty obvious it's an unhealthy obsession

(he's a softieboy, a mushroom that grew on mommy's sofa, spineless like his father, with a personality that emulates his mother. an effiminate, pompous little self-entitled shit, who believed all the coddling Mommy gave him, believing he was 'special', which led him to his introverted isolation and laughable lack of social acumen. Needless to say, being socially stunted is the red carpet to sexual inexperience, and the eventual frustration which leads to clandestine indiscretion with other lonely males)

…….. Yet no matter how you slice it, nobody engages in homosexual fantasies or acts them out in real life unless they are a homosexual, so that entire 'bisexual' rationalization is just another distraction technique….

There's no such thing as a bisexual male… If you put another man's penis in your mouth, you're gay… You're a homosexual no matter what

are you writing poems about your cock love now little guy? just be careful you don't bruise the back of your throat again or you might not be able to enjoy the jizz you love so much

I know from experience that I nailed it on the head with you… But I'm curious….

Your broken relationship with your father… Will you please expound on that for me? I can tell there was some kind of barrier between your father and your cell, but I'm having a hard time accessing the Dynamics of the relationship, or lack thereof…

I'm curious…. Did your father actually divorce your mother and abandon you, or did he still remain part of the family but just become disconnected from you?

Because it's obvious as a fuck that you did not have a masculine role model in your life, at least not when it mattered

You're exactly like your mother

EXACTLY LIKE YOUR MOTHER

(Except your mother never let one of her geek computer dork friends put his penis into her mouth between watching Star Wars DVDs and playing Zelda all night, like two little girls at a slumber party)

Q: how old were you when your relationship with your father became broken?

……… Damn it, I forgot…………

You don't have the balls to answer a question honestly……..

oh well, huh ?

Just a timestamped pic, a short "hello" vid from your phone, a vocaroo recording….anything
lel

By the way I'm not joking and I'm not just trying to throw out insults or anything like that… I'm just simply shooting straight from the hip…..

You remind me of a middle-aged woman

Nothing about your style reminds me of a man… Everything about your style reminds me of a middle-aged woman…

I told you that exact same thing recently, and I'm being completely honest… You have the essence of a middle-aged woman

I make time-stamped shit all the time, dumbass…………

All the time……………………..

So stay tuned, because the next time I decide to do it, you're not going to want to miss it………..

you talk about how much you enjoy the feeling of cock in your mouth a lot did you start loving cock the first time you were molested by your dad or were you always just a cock loving manlet?

Keep hiding. It's painfully obvious.

AGAIN: you're exactly like a middle-aged woman

You're not like a cool young chick

You're not like one of those artsy girls

You're not like an emo teenager girl

You're not like a 30 year old professional woman

Your essence gives off the aura and presence of a divorced middle-aged woman

So when your father divorced your mother, and your mother became your father figure, you started to emulate her personality, and this is what happened to you?

Your whole schtick is boring, btw
It's cute how you think anyone bothers to read all that shit

thanks for answering so now we know you've always just been a cock loving fag who's only goal in life is to swallow as much cum as possible

Because talking with you is exactly like talking with a boring middle-aged bitter divorcee housewife bitch

And I'm not joking, abnormie…..

not even vaguely joking

At least you're spineless father had the courage to get away from the bitch that you emulate….

Even a wimp like Kim wasn't going to spend his life around a worn-out bitch like you… Or your mother… Same thing

He's a homosexual manlet. It's not exactly surprising he has an overblown ego based completely on his sessions of playing pretend.

Just a quick timestamped pic, a short phone video or a vocaroo recording. What's so hard about that? You've been at this shit all day as usual. It's not like you don't have any free time to spare. Writing long rants no one bothers to read is literally all you do. You have no excuse to keep hiding.

A N N O U N C E M E N T

Wendy just says she actually wants to take a timestamp picture for you… She wants to know what you want the timestamp paper to say on it…..

Any particular message you want written on a piece of paper?

Let us know and she's ready to take the time stamp picture right now, because she knows how neurotic a middle-aged bitch like yourself can be

You can't even fool yourself, so don't bother trying to fool me or anybody else…

Everybody knows you read every single fucking word………..

Hiding….

are you just talking about your love of cock this much because you haven't been able to get any lately?

But Wendy says that she's not taking any time stamp picture unless you also post one……………

Makes sense to me………..

When are you going to answer the question?
AGAIN: YOU'VE HAD ANOTHER MAN'S PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU?

There's no reason for you to be embarrassed about admitting the truth

AGAIN: you have actually had another man's genitalia in your mouth before, haven't you?

….. It's okay if you're homosexual, because I already realize this about you….

So why don't you be a big boy and answer the question?

I want a timestamped video from your phone. Hold up today's newspaper or a recent magazine or something time and date related that is current and verifiable

……oh well……

It appears that the question it's a little too close to home, and it's something you would rather avoid than to simply deny

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so you're in a cock sucking dry spell that's kinda sad considering how much you seem to enjoy doing it don't worry little guy i'm sure you'll find some other homeless man who's desperate for something to touch him that he'll settle for a manlet like you

Do you think I actually subscribe to the fucking newspaper ?

Lol !!!…….

Just because your mother has a newspaper subscription doesn't mean all adults do…..

Wendy says she's getting tired of waiting… She says what do you want her to write on the piece of paper?

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Wendy just told me to tell you that you drug your feet too long, and it's obvious you're never going to take your own time-stamped picture… So she says forget it

You had your opportunity

AGAIN: YES OR NO… YOU HAVE ACTUALLY HAD ANOTHER MAN'S PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE?… YES OR NO?

You're not fooling anyone, faggot.
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well if you're that desperate for cock you could always see if you can find any other homeless manlets that will let you suck their cock for a quarter i know that's like a week's worth of income for you but you seem to be missing your favorite thing a lot so it might be worth it to you to pay it

Don't try negotiating with me, because it's Wendy who makes that decision… And you left her waiting…

She's not interested in you anymore, so looks like you missed your opportunity

AGAIN: YES OR NO ?……..

the answer is obviously YES, or you would have simply answered 'no'

You're not fooling anyone, faggot.
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the correct answer was: YES

I'm calling you out, faggot.
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look man i know you're desperate for the taste of cock but most people don't have the free time a homeless manlet does maybe instead of crying about missing the taste of jizz on the internet maybe you should walk around and see if you can find another desperate homeless faggot that will let to suck him off

I'm onto your game, faggot
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Jewey Nigturd actually spent the time shopping multiple fem versions of Trump and Putin. And you wonder why we all think you are a latent homosexual.

FAG.

Are you going to run and hide from this thread like you do every other thread I've called you out on?

I hope she runs as a Democrat. Those traitors need to lose.

Are you going to run and hide from this thread like you do every other thread I've called you out on?

I'll take that as a "yes"

Fuck johnny cringetune

Call johnny at (478) 324-4637

Still waiting on that video………..

Can we get a full repost of Johnny Neptune's dox? It would be really fun to watch him die on liveleak.

jhonny neptune is lyfe of the news boards, if you deny this then your a fag

stale character
one trick pony
no

Nice try Johnny. Your fate is sealed.

This is why we should have an intelligent aristocracy. Idiots running for the highest position in US government will be the downfall of this country. “I want to be a positive voice for sex workers.” And then what? You want to tell us what you plan to do to give us growth as a country? You think having serviced thousands of cocks means that you can tell us what to do to remain a world super power?

People believe this shit is a fucking game, like our lives do not depend on the next dude in office. Its a big fucking joke to most people, “Yeah lets just elect hillary for being married to Bill. Got to have a first female president, thats the most important thing in life right now.” Or “Donald Trump will show the world that America ain’t no bitch.” “Let me put Harambe on the ballot.” The fuck is wrong with people? One slip up and its over, your lives are useless and those fictional rights put in place to protect you are gone. Everything you know will come crumbling down in ash and you will be thrown to the wolves alone. Those who refuse to take life seriously and are Apathetic to the world around them deserve to be shot on the back of the head and dumped in a landfill.

Let's try to salvage this shitty thread.