While pet lovers around the world take pride in their pets good looks, there are a handful of pet owners that take pride in how ugly their dog is. These ugly pooches compete each year in the San Francisco Bay Area's World's Ugliest Dog competition to find out how is the ugliest of them all.
The abnormally unique dogs strolled down a red carpet lined with a panel of judges who will take in all of the grossest features of the competitors in an attempt to find a winner. If your dog is chosen as the winner, you can take home a grand prize of $1,500. The winner of this year's World's Ugliest Dog competition is a bulldog named Zsa Zsa.
Zsa Zsa and his owner, Megan Brainard of Anoka, Minnesota, competed against dogs of all shapes and sizes both with and without hair. The contest was held at the Sonoma-Marin Fairgrounds in Petaluma. This year's contestants included a blackhead-covered Chinese Crested-Dachshund mutt and a bulldog mix with a ridiculous amount of excess skin.
That's right my friends, not only we live in a world on which this exists but also in which it's most notable defect is rewarded. Americans truly are the heralds of limitless decadence.
Hello Jimmy Hello John What's happening? What's going on? Hello Kenny Hello Tim What's happening? Where you been?
Hello Peter Hello seer What's happening? What's the deal? Hello Franklin Hello Todd What's happening? How's the sun? Hello Steven Hello Scott Hey, what's going on? What you got? Hello Nancy Hello Neil How's it going? How you feel?
Caleb Cox
Why am I laughing so hard ITT? Shitting the place up is pretty much our job, as the userbase. People don't like it when people do their job anymore? Why does that not surprise me. Gotta go to the store and start lunch for the kids. Making a creamy pesto pasta with brown rice pasta shells, homemade sauce with fresh basil and dill in a delectable thick hemp milk sauce, sun-dried tomatos from my garden last year soaked in olive oil, goat cheese, finely ground pine nuts, and a bit of some damn good parmesan cheese. Also having mustard greens on the side and pure coconut milk to wash it all down with. What are all you ugly dogs having for lunch or dinner?
I come here, and I bend over backwards to make friends
so YES, it ripped my heart out
Nolan Reyes
vegan
Owen Edwards
on one of their albums, (I can't even remember which one right now) WEEN have written a synopsis of what they went through while recording the album.
They talked about wearing gas masks and the spraying cans of Scotchgard into the filters, huffing 12 cans of Scotchgard during the first seven songs, then their landlord shows up to kick them out for failure to pay rent, so that pack up all of the recording equipment and finish the album at a friend's apartment.
Ahhhh it's THE POD, and after their fans started huffing Scotchgard, WEEN retracted their comments they had printed in the liner notes
Jeremiah Wood
From the Shimmy-Disc CD:
"Recorded by Dean and Gene Ween on a Tascam four-track cassette recorder between January and October 1990. All songs recorded at the Pod, where we lived for a year and 10 months (with our cat Mandee). The Pod was scenically located on Van Sant Road in Solebury Township, Pennsylvania. Our apartment was a haven for flies because it sits in the middle of a horse farm. In the time this album was completed, we filled up 3,600 hours of tape, and inhaled 5 cans of Scotchgard. This album was then produced and mixed by Andrew Weiss (our pal) at the Zion House of Flesh, Hopewell, New Jersey. Straight to DAT Mang. Mean Ween played the bass on "Alone" and that's him on the cover doin' up some Scotchguard powered bongs. We got evicted on October 1, 1991. But Dave Ayers says he's gonna help us out. Cover and art designs by Logorhythms."
Evan Ross
Seriously, Epsom salt baths
Tyler Williams
Actually not. Having homemade bratwurst on the side.
Sebastian Hall
Most of the worst brats I've ever had to deal with were made at home, up in the bedroom
Leo Reyes
Is that really a dog or a charred rat left out in the sun too long. This is reminding me on some fallout tier shit I would discover.
Michael Martin
I've always said that "TO TRULY LOVE SOMEONE, YOU MUST FIRST REACH THE POINT WHERE YOU HATE THEIR GUTS"
Only after you hate them, yet you 'still love them more' can you say you truly love that person…
Until you reach that point, you don't even really know them
Colton Gonzalez
exactly what does that have to do with shellfish?
Andrew Gomez
trust me……………………
you do not want to miss this
Tyler Baker
Finally some important news
Henry Watson
Finally…
Adam Davis
Quick question. Do you think the 'real' Paul McCartney died in '66 and that is an imposter? The evidence is somewhat convincing to me.
Carson Kelly
In other news, the anti-dog-meat legislation in South Korea was amended today. Ugly dogs will still be permitted to be killed and eaten. No word yet on how ugly dogs will be determined or who will be doing the judging. One man's ugly meal is another man's best friend.
