Conspiracy theories abound on the internet but I've got a very special one that defies logic: Australia doesn't exist. That's right. A theory that sprung up in a Flat Earth Society forum thread claims the land down under is merely an elaborate ruse consisting of smoke and mirrors. The theory says:
I'm from Australia and this is true, we don't exist. The first fleet sailed off of the edge of the world through a fissure in the ice wall and we just built a second flat earth out of pieces of boat and seaweed connected to the main disc by anchor chains and woven pubic hair.
You can tell this is all through because pictures taken from cameras with a fisheye lens.
Also, the seasons make the day longer and shorter because the sun gets stuck in the pubic hair/anchor chains sometimes.
Charles Watson
So in Europe it must be illegal to not believe in this.
Bentley Hill
How is this related to the Flat Earth? Does Australia somehow threaten the Flat Earth model?
Daniel Harris
long story short it does but its closer to s america than stated
Caleb Lee
Flat Earth Society is a ruse that doesn't exist. Pure projection.