Florida - Man Twists Nipples Off 2-Year-Old Boy


A man in Florida was watching a 2-year-old boy in New Port Richey while the boy's mother was at work. Then 27-year-old Thomas Matheson says that is when he played "tittie twister" with the boy and accidentally pulled them off. This sounds like it would be impossible but on a young child, skin is much more easily damaged.

An arrest report says the boy's nipples were pulled and twisted so hard "the nipples were removed" and a doctor later said it is unlikely the nipples will grow back. The poor little boy didn't even get medical attention for the injuries until four days later.

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They should really come up with a term for white-trash face. You ever look at someone and you can just immediately tell that they are lowlifes? Like if you were walking down the street and you came across these two would you think that they are normal average joes or would you think "these people look a bit scummy"?

yeah okay maybe in muttland but no where else in the world would these people be considered white

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Nipples…for men? Pathetic.

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Why doesn't Batman finally kill Florida Man? He clearly can't be stopped and will never learn.

Am I high?

He can't kill his distant cousin man; what other family does he have?

Sanpaku eyes.

Big fucking deal. That little brat doesn't need nipples.

And that's some kind of genius doctor who postulated, "it's unlikely the nipples will grow back", considering the fact that of course they won't grow back… Our nipples are nothing like a lizard's tail.


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Diana, I've looked everywhere, but for the life of me I can't find out anything about WHO THE FUCK THIS FAT PIG IS….

Nowhere in the story does it say anything about the child's mother being arrested… In the local Pasco County Florida newspaper, it only mentions the boyfriend, and never says anything about the mother. This Woman's mugshot doesn't appear anywhere except for the Goldwater…

I'm beginning to think it's just another one of them the many ridiculous Goldwater mistakes, and James inadvertently included it into his story, even though she was just an unrelated woman arrested in the Pasco County Jail on an unrelated charges… You guys should pay more attention.

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In a related story, the same doctor has announced this quadruple amputee's arms and legs "are unlikely to grow back"

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Good News

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From the makers of 'Lee™ Press-On Nails'''

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$54 and nothing to worry about. That's only $27 per nipple

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….plus $1.85 for the Elmer's Glue

reasonable enough

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Although they don't come in toddler size, the boy could still glue these on every day and grow up normal

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He can still be just like the other kids

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LOL@ unlikely they will grow back

this guy's a motherfucking LIZARD, and even his nipples won't ever grow back

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This story took place in November of 2012, almost SIX YEARS AGO…

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November 23rd, 2012


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Those are swarthy mutts


ALSO: not only did this happen in 2012, but the child was taken to the hospital 2 hours later.

'Major Kyle James Burdock' published this COPY AND PASTE job almost six years too late, and claimed the boy didn't receive medical attention for four days….


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Who is this fucking weirdo that keeps making these shitty photoshops?

Florida Man is my favorite superhero.

its called boomer autism

All my keks

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oblivion face

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they're fucking goyim


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