thegoldwater.com /news /36158-Washington-Man-Arrested-For-Sexually-Assaulting-Dying-Beaver A man in Kennewick, Washington has been arrested after performing a despicable act on a dying animal. The incident began in Columbia Park in Kennewick, Washington late Monday night when a woman said she saw someone run over an animal with their car.
When she stopped to try to help the animal which turned out to be a beaver she wrapped it in a towel and ran home to get a container to put it in. To her surprise, when she returned to the scene 30 minutes later she found a man on top of the beaver with his pants unzipped.
September 5, 2018 - 07:06
Beavers are a scourge. It deserved to get raped in its final hours. I hope it was in extreme pain. These cunt-ass cocksuckers chew down all the birch on the bank of the creek going through my property. I hope they all die painful fucking deaths.
September 5, 2018 - 07:16
you should feel bad for being such a fucking failure
September 8, 2018 - 02:35
It was going to die anyway, who cares?
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September 13, 2018 - 17:00
was the womans name Wynonna?
September 13, 2018 - 17:20
September 13, 2018 - 20:55
Even Jim has been known to unzip his pants for a beaver or two..
September 13, 2018 - 21:21
Is your beaver dying, Printz?
September 13, 2018 - 22:07
September 13, 2018 - 22:08
Diana, your teeth are so big, you could hire a beaver to gnaw away at them until Monday and STILL have enough left over to supply an equestrian dental implant specialist
I hope you didn't find that to be offensive
September 13, 2018 - 22:10
Diana, if I could hit your purple beaver, I'd let you live rent-free
after all, Jim's loft condo is only 375 square feet
and my kitchen is over 420 square feet
shit, even Wendy would like to make a meal out of your bucktoothed hole
September 13, 2018 - 22:13
the differences between Jim and I are:
-I'm not bisexual
-I'd make your beaver feel ALIVE again -my kitchen is bigger than his entire condo -and I don't need two wheelbarrows to transport my breasts
you and I should hook up, so Wendy and I can turn you into a fuck sandwich
September 13, 2018 - 22:17
also, I don't have to be worried about entering the United States like Jim
I know you've thought about fucking me
(I'd treat your beaver SO rudely)
you should come to the United States and I'll give you some real MDMA and teach you how to take it up the ass… you'll have a blast….
plus, the Philippines are awful… you don't want to be there… it's gross as shit…. it's filled with disgusting Filipinos
September 13, 2018 - 22:23
September 13, 2018 - 22:24
Your sides don't matter, 69.
Just the tasty bits matter. I personally like to eat beaver.
September 13, 2018 - 22:26
September 13, 2018 - 22:27
I'm willing to bet you've never fucked another chick before, have you?
and I'm not talking about making halfhearted drunken innuendos you'll never follow through on….
I'm talking about you eating some beaver
Wendy will teach you how….
I could be your assmaster, blowing loads into your turds from behind, while your face is between Wendy's legs, getting busy and jizzy all night long to hardcore eurodance….
(hint: you'll never get pregnant in the ass)
I fucking love you, baby
September 13, 2018 - 22:29
I'm sorry, baby
September 13, 2018 - 22:31
September 13, 2018 - 22:41
you don't mind if I call you 'baby', do you?
September 13, 2018 - 22:43
check out my cats butthole, baby
I fucking LOVE YOU, Diana
September 13, 2018 - 22:51
baby, I hate it for ya', but I gotta go
I'm painting tonight
keep that sassy lil beaver alive for me
until next time,
I fucking love you baby
September 13, 2018 - 23:04
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September 14, 2018 - 00:13
I'm back, baby….
but just for a minute… taking a short break from painting…
Diana, did you miss this sweet, sweet Beaver Cleaver between my legs?
September 14, 2018 - 00:34
This is some of the worst artwork I've ever seen in my life, and I've seen some really really bad artwork !!!
This is so hideous and amateur, it makes the average anime look like Salvador Dali or something
September 14, 2018 - 00:35
Diana, I bet you'd enjoy this movie.
It would be really nice to take you out to see a movie in the theater (after taking you to the vet and having you dewormed)
you and I are amazing together
September 14, 2018 - 00:39
I'm sure you understand.
I just don't know where you been, or if Jim ever had you dewormed.
I love you, baby
I'll take good care of you
September 14, 2018 - 00:42
Happy to see Beaver-Bread still going..
Pleeze Don't H8 PicsArt..
September 14, 2018 - 01:17
who the fuck does he think he's talking to? wtf is all this 'deworming' bullshit, anyway?
September 14, 2018 - 04:15
The amount of rage against the beaver scourge in this post made me laff. Cheers.
September 14, 2018 - 11:25
I thought you were leaving you autistic loser.
September 14, 2018 - 11:26
Trying this hard to get Satan to leave.
September 14, 2018 - 14:30
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September 15, 2018 - 00:05
You're gonna die anyways too, where you at?
September 15, 2018 - 00:12
He could have been canadian.
September 15, 2018 - 01:01
September 15, 2018 - 14:00
Was the beaver still wet at the time?
September 15, 2018 - 14:10
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September 15, 2018 - 15:13
[spoiler]or shouldI say, 'You Wood'?
September 15, 2018 - 15:22
Wow! I really fucked that post and spoiler up!
Kudos to me! HAPPY CATURDAY!
September 15, 2018 - 15:23
I am now magining that sound coming from the beaver while I am fucking it.
Thanks, user. Just been awhile since I've seen that one.
September 15, 2018 - 15:42
Were you trying to say
Inquiring beavers want to know.
September 15, 2018 - 15:44
He feeds off of (yous) let's starve him, eh?
September 15, 2018 - 17:12
I would sigh but this is an incredibly common form of retard.
September 15, 2018 - 18:24
Police did not show up in time to save the life of the beaver.
Guess he's sorry now about this little display the day before.
September 15, 2018 - 21:54
Why does everything have to get political nowadays?
September 15, 2018 - 22:33
September 16, 2018 - 00:41
what kind of stupid moron does this
not even furries are this idiotic
September 16, 2018 - 00:46
What part of
do you not undestand?
September 16, 2018 - 01:03
The raping a dying beaver part, maybe?
September 16, 2018 - 15:57
It's on my bucket list now.
September 16, 2018 - 18:41
Don't worry. I wanna fugg a dying beaver too, user. Someday I'll get my chance. You run over one for me and I'll run over one for you, k?
we'll obviously post the livestream links here.
September 16, 2018 - 21:22
September 16, 2018 - 21:50
You otter pay attention to yer own bizness.
Nice catch though!
September 16, 2018 - 23:40
They all look the same to me.
I otter have a beaver whenever I damn well..
September 16, 2018 - 23:41
September 17, 2018 - 01:59
You mean the baby bird, right?
September 17, 2018 - 08:39
No. Beavers are chicks too, ya know.
September 17, 2018 - 15:17
September 17, 2018 - 16:07
'Little' being the operative word, amirite, user?
September 17, 2018 - 16:13
How old was tge dying beaver?
Did both parties give consent?
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