Russian Instagram Model Proposes Police Threesome To Escape Jail Term

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A Russian Instagram model is experiencing a true nightmare after being thrown in prison for driving without a license and attacking a police officer.

24-year-old Miss Kira Mayer is used to getting whatever she wants for free and thus when Russian police stopped her speeding Mercedes in Moscow (she was apparently late for a manicure appointment) and noticed she didn’t have valid documents, they said she would be arrested.

Handsome young Kira, therefore, proposed them a threesome which they refused. At this point, the young girl got into a blind rage and is said to have attacked one of the officers.

As a result, she is now learning that a Russian jail (where she awaits her appeal trial, she is currently serving a 1.5-year prison sentence for attacking a police officer) is nothing like the pampered life of an Instagram princess.

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how much sucky sucky?

Suffer not the thot to flout the law.

I would have agreed to it and said that we would have to transport her to one of our secret interrogation locations. Then she would have went straight to prison.

That would be breach of contract.
I would have agreed, then gone on a dinner date with her and a female police officer.
I would declare that to be what I thought three some was, and then taken her home and made her clean the oven and sweep the kitchen.

free herpes AND she gets out free! What a steal

fucking whore

Rejecting 3DPDs sexual advances makes them furious. You better have everything recorded because a false rape accusation is next.

ftfw

thot got destroyed

Pussy Pass
DENIED

Their fish hole is all they have and when a guy rejects their fish hole they have nothing left to fall back on. What hollow creatures they are.

Why would any self respecting man want to have sex with this plastic monstrosity?

What the hell's wrong with her face? She looks like a melting wax statue of David Bowie.

thot that posts lewd images of herself for the entire world to see
just call her what she is, a whore

Did you notice this interesting thing? Women seem to get upset when they are sexuallized and objectified as fuckholes, yet most of them dream to not become doctors, lawyers or austronauts but models, singers or acresses. Really makes you think…

anal or nothing.

seriously, if she was in the same room as you, moved to sit next to you and started rubbing up and down your thigh with her hand, then whispered into your ear "let's go to bed", would you stand up and say
and then leave the room, minutes later booting up your macbook air and posting a greentext account here.
I have a feeling that 100% of males would accept her advances, if even only out of curiosity.

anal makes girls incontinent.
stop watching porn

More like the cops demanded sex, maybe grabbed her ass or something, she fought and then they arrested her. No chick that hot is going to give up sex over a ticket.

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Stop lying to yourself, men don't want ugly freaks.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Not everybody is a desperate incel.

fucking buzzwords

Cops are savage for turning down the thottery

Thots like this make it so easy for sex dolls to compete with them and unlike thots sex dolls don't come with a 5 mile long list of disadvantages. Sexbots(sex dolls with A.I.) will make thots obsolete—unless you have a fetish for catching STDs you won't have a reason to go near a thot—hell, they might even accuse you of sexual assault—just so they can feel desired—something they get from social media right now.

Dumb instathot

Then what? She makes you pizza bites while you play COD? Pathetic.

If this what passes for attractive these days I think I would rather go out with a boiled horse.

How does one walk in those shoes.

She's every man's dream. Perfect body proportions, tiny waist, round hips, juicy breasts, delicate arms that can't resist when you pin her down, silky thighs without any cottage cheese, dainty feet to ejaculate over under the table in a high class restaurant as she gives you a footjob, sucking mouth, cares about her appearance, and most importantly, extremely submissive. No back talk, no squawking, no complaining, just there to service you.
On her hands and knees with her short skirt up in the middle of the liv8jg room, purring and girating her hips as moisture drips from her immaculately waxed bald hot pussy. All she wants is to be penetrated, she lives to serve.

I like how you avoided mentioning her ugly face.
Also fake tits aren't appealing to anyone other than desperate simps.
Why the hell are you pretending that this bitch has a servile personality? She is just going to spend your money while giving you the least amount of sex possible.

she submitted for a parking ticket. she will submit to anything.
face isn't important.
go back go facebook you sad cunt, try hitting the treadmill more often and maybe a man will take interest in you. at least this girl puts effort into her appearance.

Good on them. Too many desperate simps and cucks in the world making cunts think they can get away with any behavior.

and effort into nothing else. If you got a hardon for this broad, whatever, but there are prettier women than russian barbie over here. Not to mention russian women age the worst out of any race I've ever seen, including redskins

newfag facebook samefag dyke cunt is obvious

why would she put effort into anything else you fucking retarded bitch.
she doesn't need to, she has it made.
she doesn't need to spend a decade sucking the dick of her employer in a stinking office, or cleaning toilets, all she has to do is sit in front of a camera and she is successful.
that's it.
you fifth rag fat cunts spend years learning ridiculous disney dances and pointless hobby bullshit, hoping that a male will find you attractive in the slightest, and they don't.
pathetic.
she is the female ideal, and every single man on the planet who isn't a faggot wants to bang the shit out of her, as in until the shit leaves her anus in an uncontrollable expulsion when she loses muscular control.
meanwhile, you sit in your kitchen with a giant glass of red wine and cats, because you failed at being a female.

I love my waifu and only her
Never ever could I betray her for 3D, let alone a disgusting one like the one in OPs pic

I would rather say she is your ideal
but to me, she looks entirely Chinese even if she is russky broad. I just don't have a fetish for plastic.

great strategy, call everyone who dislikes what you like a faggot, this will win you the debate.

cancerous facebook cunt
kill yourself faster than simply overeating, disgusting whale.
ever noticed how there is a few million men looking through her photos, and precisely 0 looking at yours.
pathetic.

Is this the new white knight tactic?

Look cunt stop pretending that you are a male, it is pathetic.

Too bad two of those millions weren't Russian cops and too bad she'll never fuck you even if her life depended on it

samefag is obvious
kill yourself

And you call me pathetic. She's got about a decade or so left with those looks before she's considered old. Then she'll more than likely do porn, and waste her child bearing years getting fucked by niggers. I bet that's what you want though, your female ideal is one that gets fucked by a pack of niggers while you sit on the side and just watch.

There have been more grossly incorrect statements made in human history, but not many.

Considering she looks 40 at 24 I'd say she has until 30.

FTFY

Dude, you are out of your mind. The only was she is the female ideal is if you have a fetish for Barbie. Take away all the heavy makeup and injections and implants and she probably looks like your mother.