Two teen girls from Bartow, Florida have been arrested after their cruel mass murder plans were unraveled. The girls, aged 11 and 12, had brought multiple big knives to school which they intended to use for the murder of some 15 to 25 of their classmates. The duo, who declare themselves as Satanists, had planned on committing ritual suicide afterwards. They were inspired by binge watching horror movies.
FL - Satanist Teens School Massacre Stopped
Where is your Satan now?
The future looks bright!
Is… is… is this a… pizza cutter?
Don't forget to thank the jews for corrupting your children.
See goy, cops can keep you safe so just turn in those pesky firearms!
You dare question the power of the rotating circular blade?
The fuck a pizza cutter?
How is babby formed?
WTF. No names?
To protect the children, which is ironic, since the press has no shame to use the terms satanists and massacre.
y0 pizzahead! where u at?!!
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Thy will be done
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Give us this day our daily Brexit
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As we forgive those who kvetch against us
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But deliver us from barnier
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They cant call you pizza face because of your acne if you cut their face with a pizza cutter
its disappointing to see so many people on here getting fucked into giving the desired (you). this is the sort of thing i’d expect from twitter
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