Australia – Instagram Parody Secretly Used For Diet Website ‘Before’ Pictures

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Celeste Barber is a household name, both in Australia as a comedienne and on social media as someone who mocks celebrities by making parodies of their stylish pictures.

Her channel on Instagram, where she launched the hashtag #celestechallengeaccepted, sees Ms. Barber, a normal woman, imitate the poses of celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin or Beyonce for either stylish magazine shoots or their own social media.

The parody is that Ms. Barber copies that picture without the help of a whole team of stylists, personal coaches, photographers, or make-up artists. Afterward, the puts the two images next to each other with a funny side note.

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how is this news? Zig Forums """""reporters""""" are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here

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You say you want some jism, Diana?

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The GoldenShower is full of mongoloids larping as journalists while getting paid in tictacs and gasoline, which they huff before keysmashing together their "articles". More news at eleven.

Now gimme a (((Pulitzer))) I can stuff their leaking assholes with and we're all set for their next round of journalistic shitposting.

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I'm calling in the Kitty Cartel on this thread..

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U Wot M8?

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Bumping a VERY Important news story..

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Careful now. You may turn Jim on.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I literally just shit my pants laughing

Jim only cares about Jesus and pig sandwiches.

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I love you, Diana………

hmu & let's sext

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I think a caravan of Kitties is heading toward this thread now. I heard there were many Cartel members among them..

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Nah. They're resting right now.

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More cushion is good.

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Keep telling yourself that.

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How much is enough?

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Oh Shit!
I forgot to spoiler the images!
Ban incoming..
Can you just spoiler them for me, mod?
We're just having some fun..

Don't worry. No sexy parts are visible.

Hmmm..

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Where is the Kitty Cartel?

God DAMMIT!! It's getting colder outside, but these motherfucking mosquitos are still tearing me to pieces out here.

I'm kinda' chained to the cats outside here, because the new kitten is still in her supervised probationary period when outdoors

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They are coming for the gibs..

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or we could simply Butthole Skype


hmu

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I realize that in The DISGUSTING Philippines, you have the SHITTIEST cell phone carriers, and it would cost you countless gallons of gasoline to text me MMS photos of your butthole.

so you can just Skype me
some butthole videos

Actually..
Neptune pretty much has a clowder now!

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Honestly? Although I'm kind of concerned you might accidentally get your vagina in the butthole videos (purple vaginas are repugnant) I'm actually most amped about showing you MY butthole.

I hope you like hairy men

True, but as always…. THEY found US

Not the other way around

They desperately needed us, and the universe saw to it that we would cross paths

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Oh, I thought that was her pussy

I'm curious. have you ever pulled your purple parts open, and thought to yourself "I've got a nigger pussy" and realized how disgusting it is?

I mean, seriously though. I'm not being mean or insulting, I'm just asking an honest question.

Of course, I'd still fuck you, even with that Filipino niggerhole between your legs… Of course I would.

But I'd appreciate it if you'd be polite and save me the hassle, and just cover your vagina with a sombrero or something, and let's just keep the Skype videos focused on your sphincter, baby.

I can't wait, Sweetie……

Dammit I almost forgot to say 'i love you'

It's just you and me, baby!!


*winks*

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I'm going to save up my jizz today, baby.

I won't fuck Wendy today, or jack off to any photos of Jim.

That way, I'll have plenty of supply to show you on Skype when I finally blow

Citation fuckin' needed.

Lel!

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Just do 7:00 to 10:00
Comedy Gold!
I couldn't watch more..

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He's SO EFFEMINATE that it's disturbing

I can't really explain it, but for some reason I have really weird negative association with those videos, and every time I see one, I feel queasy.

I find it almost impossible to watch more than one or two sentences

I'm taking off to go feed the feral cat in the woods

Every
Single
Day

Anyone who doesn't love animals is a piece of shit

I bet she can't tell a single joke.

it was pushed on news.com.au as well

any "comedian" you see, especially ones pushed by the ABC and Channel 10 are basically just propaganda intelligence assets. So this is 100% fake news 100% forced meme story.

paranoid insane moron

this is exactly the type of
'magical thinking' that has
P R E V E N T E D Y O U F R O M
a c c o m p l i s h i n g a n y t h i n g

when the British (who are ALL gay) picked out their worst of the worst, their criminals and their insane scumbags, and shipped them off to Australia, they sent your schizophrenic ancestors there to rot.

Generations later, here you are…………….

i enjoy being personally insulted in the most derogatory way by the likes of scum like you because it proves i'm over the target

Not him, but I am interested in what the term "over the target" means. Is that an Aussie colloqialism?