Celeste Barber is a household name, both in Australia as a comedienne and on social media as someone who mocks celebrities by making parodies of their stylish pictures.
Her channel on Instagram, where she launched the hashtag #celestechallengeaccepted, sees Ms. Barber, a normal woman, imitate the poses of celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin or Beyonce for either stylish magazine shoots or their own social media.
The parody is that Ms. Barber copies that picture without the help of a whole team of stylists, personal coaches, photographers, or make-up artists. Afterward, the puts the two images next to each other with a funny side note.
The GoldenShower is full of mongoloids larping as journalists while getting paid in tictacs and gasoline, which they huff before keysmashing together their "articles". More news at eleven.
Now gimme a (((Pulitzer))) I can stuff their leaking assholes with and we're all set for their next round of journalistic shitposting.
I realize that in The DISGUSTING Philippines, you have the SHITTIEST cell phone carriers, and it would cost you countless gallons of gasoline to text me MMS photos of your butthole.
Honestly? Although I'm kind of concerned you might accidentally get your vagina in the butthole videos (purple vaginas are repugnant) I'm actually most amped about showing you MY butthole.
I hope you like hairy men
Benjamin Campbell
True, but as always…. THEY found US
Not the other way around
They desperately needed us, and the universe saw to it that we would cross paths
I'm curious. have you ever pulled your purple parts open, and thought to yourself "I've got a nigger pussy" and realized how disgusting it is?
Kayden Allen
I mean, seriously though. I'm not being mean or insulting, I'm just asking an honest question.
Of course, I'd still fuck you, even with that Filipino niggerhole between your legs… Of course I would.
But I'd appreciate it if you'd be polite and save me the hassle, and just cover your vagina with a sombrero or something, and let's just keep the Skype videos focused on your sphincter, baby.
I can't really explain it, but for some reason I have really weird negative association with those videos, and every time I see one, I feel queasy.
I find it almost impossible to watch more than one or two sentences
Josiah Gutierrez
I'm taking off to go feed the feral cat in the woods
Grayson Collins
Every Single Day
Oliver Rodriguez
Anyone who doesn't love animals is a piece of shit
Gabriel Collins
I bet she can't tell a single joke.
Lucas Wright
it was pushed on news.com.au as well
any "comedian" you see, especially ones pushed by the ABC and Channel 10 are basically just propaganda intelligence assets. So this is 100% fake news 100% forced meme story.
Jack Miller
paranoid insane moron
Nicholas Foster
this is exactly the type of 'magical thinking' that has P R E V E N T E D Y O U F R O M a c c o m p l i s h i n g a n y t h i n g
Kevin Morgan
when the British (who are ALL gay) picked out their worst of the worst, their criminals and their insane scumbags, and shipped them off to Australia, they sent your schizophrenic ancestors there to rot.
Generations later, here you are…………….
Thomas Cooper
i enjoy being personally insulted in the most derogatory way by the likes of scum like you because it proves i'm over the target
Hudson Clark
Not him, but I am interested in what the term "over the target" means. Is that an Aussie colloqialism?