Florida Man Stabbed A Woman When She Undercooked His Baked Potato

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The violent man with obvious anger issues stabbed a woman in the head with a fork when she undercooked a baked potato. The victim told a witness that Crumpton stabbed her in the head with a fork after a fight over a baked potato, according to arrest reports.

Crumpton's version of events is a little different as you might expect and he denies stabbing the woman. He says he merely threw the fork and it "glanced off her head", which was also included in the arrest report. The evidence, however, seems to refute Crumpton's version of events.

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She screwed up his potato so clearly she had it coming. The real crime is that fucking neck beard.

Who writes Florida Man anyway? Every chapter is fucking wild.

Cook it RIGHT, bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

Based stabby man, the bitch should of cooked his potato better

BASED

Thank you; be sure to keep us reflective of Florida Man. ūüŹ≥ÔłŹ‚ÄćūüĆą

It was worth it.
Well worth it.

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LOL

…..and ?…..

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wtf did she expect would happen?

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Why would she cook a baked potato? You bake them, bitch! It's in the name for god's sake.

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Johnny Neptune, why do you smoke so much meth and post pictures of your family members online?

At least now we all know what she'll be getting for Christmas

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because it burns when I snort it

for the sake of thread continuity…..


I'm not even going to
mention the fact that
the Mueller Russia
Wikileaks Collusion
Hammer is already
beginning to fall……..

….and I certainly won't mention….


that although (of course)
nothing will come of this,
and nothing will happen
to Trump, with no kind of
criminal proceedings or
impeachment, that doesn't
change the fact that ANYONE
who listens to this latest bit
of information regarding the
sequence of events instantly
knows that ITS ALL 100% TRUE

Trump supporters are going to support
the blatantly criminal and unethical
activity of the Trump Election Team

And people opposed to Trump are
going to be opposed to the blatantly criminal and unethical activity of
the Trump Election Team


and nothing will change


"Make America Great Again"


right ?

nothing has changed

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WHY IM NOT A DEMOCRAT:

Because there's no such thing as a Democrat… That's a concept they invented to make you think that you are playing some kind of role in the process that you have absolutely no role in whatsoever….

WHY IM NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Because there's no such thing as a Republican… That's a concept they invented to make you think that you are playing some kind of role in the process that you have absolutely no role in whatsoever….

THIS IS THE EXACT SAME CORRUPTION THAT YOU VOTED TO GET RID OF, IF NOT WORSE

business as usual

maybe one day you'll also realize the truth

so I will be careful not
to say anything about

THE FACT THAT NOW THE TRUTH
IS FINALLY COMING OUT, AND IT
IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT HE
IS GUILTY AS FUCK, AND THEY
HAVE SHE'S LOT MORE''' INFO
THAT THEY ARE GOING TO BE
RELEASING SOON THAT WILL
DEMONSTRATE COMPLICITY

……………………………..however

to further obstruct justice and
further continue the illegal and
corrupt behavior, Trump will
have Mueller fired soon
(through a corrupt process)

I never typed this word

It was an autocorrect error

I typed A LOT

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god DAMN, Ivanka is looking
gross as shit lately.

I think she's a piece of shit

WHY IM NOT AN INDEPENDENT:
WHY IM NOT A DEMOCRAT:

Because there's no such thing as an Independent… That's a concept they invented to make you think that you are playing some kind of role in the the middle of a process that doesn't even exist….

faggot

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Meanwhile in a sane household:

Are you going to blow up a restaurant if it serves you a bowl of soup with a hair in it?

A: yes

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Put it up your pooper, like a Sharpie, but with moar WIN!!

Also in Florida a roastie attempted to rape her boyfriend on Thanksgiving. Notice how MSM didn't call it attempted rape.
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not gonna lie, I'd do it too

he should've done it himself tbh, lazy bastard

Did I make it to the Johnny Neptune containment thread???

Florida Man is my favorite superhero.

rent free

If'n I ever dun seen a 'tater.. I dunno no when!! Which'n one ist da potato??
guess which one has my vote?

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that's very, very cruel of you

Johhny 'big cringe' Neptune is a child molester and a protective custody inmate.

...

L I E S !!

I'm a child molester who served
my time in the general population

Notice how the MSM doesn't call airplanes 'tangerines'

Notice how the MSM doesn't call hubcaps 'refrigerators'

Notice how the MSM doesn't call you a heterosexual

(that'd be the FIRST thing any heterosexual man would've mentioned)

undercook MY potato ?

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good one. niggers should use this as a defense in court.
"she spurnin' muh avancis n sheeit!"

i know it's fake, but i'm gonna fap to dat monkey ass

I think people should try to see it from her perspective

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But I prefer to see it from his point of view

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Says the druggie that got pimped out in prison so much that he became a homosexual. We know the only reason you got married was so you could deflect when people call you a faggot.

In the South, 85% of prisoners are niggers so how many BBC's have you taken Johnny? Of those how many was by choice?

YOU, sir….. Are an
I N S U L T M A S T E R


you're amazingly talented !!!

...

Mark Mothersbaugh is actually my friend in real life


no shit

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What's everyone's favorite baked potato recipe? Personally, I like to bake it for an hour, scoop out the potato, mix it with shredded cheese, mayo, chopped onion and herbs, then stuff the shells again and bake them for another 30 minutes.
Guaranteed yummy so you will not get beaten by your hubby.

I like mine half-baked by a heavyset WEE lovin' biker momma, served with a tub of margarine, a cold 40 ounce of Milwaukee's Best, with a sharp fork, and linoleum flooring on the trailer floor so it's easier to mop up her blood

Honestly ?…..

As in REALLY honestly ?

the absolutely most amazing thing is YUCCA Root. Everything you love about ay really good potato?.. multiply that by 1,500…

it's DELICIOUS !!!!

it's a root that's indigenous to South America, but it tastes like (and can be prepared like) and has the same texture and consistency as a golden potato
EXCEPT ITS SOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER

it's sweeter, and richer, and full bodied, and aromatic….

(it's really, really hard to descrobe)

Used a lot in Cuban meals, Yucca is fucking SPECTACULAR !!!

imagine the difference between driving an old Pontiac and a badass BMW

also: it's really good for you, whereas potatoes really aren't

PRO TIP: try it whipped like mashed potatoes with some garlic

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nice. i'll have to try that

you won't regret it !

…I am not embarrassed to admit
that I knew nothing about Yucca
until I went to an authentic Cuban
restaurant….

And I though I 'knew everything'
because I'm old as shit, but nooo

I got schooled

they served it mashed and whipped
on the side….. And I was like WTF
I ordered extra on the spot
in fact, I actually told
my wife that i
could eat a
plate of
just
it

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Yucca on its own is the shit as well

Yes it is….

After my first Yucca, I decided
potatoes had no value

Subhuman violent ape whites need to go back to their caves… They can't go five seconds without having incest or killing someone…

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duty now spud man

Lol @ being SO stupid that you think I'm a Hillary voter

If you're THAT stupid about me, then obviously you're also equally as misinformed about everything else in life


idiot

You will never be as based as Florida Man.

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I don't need or want to know anything about you. The fact that you're retarded was plenty info for me.

stop responding to neptune posters and neptune imitators
they feed on attention
starve them to death

mr potato head

Bad man