All children to learn CPR and basic first aid in school

Plans to teach basic first aid in schools have been welcomed by the British Heart Foundation.

The charity calls the move a "decisive moment in the battle to improve cardiac arrest survival rates".

There are 30,000 out-of-hospital cardiac arrests in the UK every year and fewer than 10% of these people survive.

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They already fucking do this in schools, i remember learning this in year 8

Not to mention there are already posters at restaurants that teach you how to do this shit

Remember never give first aid to women. It's for your own best interest.

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After mandatory vaccines, now this. The jews will stop at nothing to meddle with our lives.

These are subtle war preparations. Keep an eye out for stuff like this popping up all over the globe.

Shut up paranoid idiot.

Indulgent me, kid…how would you in 2019 acknowledge the first signs of a global crisis shifting into a war?

I'm ok with this. Nothing wrong with school teaching shit that could come in handy. Better than teaching them fake pronouns.

Seriously. Being able to save a friend of family member choking on their dinner is infinitely better knowledge to teach than how many xirs you can fit into a sentence.

I long for the day we drop fucking sociology classes in favor of mandatory financial, culinary, home-keeping (from chores to shopwork) and automotive training.

since I missed this in school, I will go to one now and join the cpr class.
I must learn the chest/heart massage, mouth to mouth and penis in vagina resuscitation, and tongue in vagina also.
then semen in womb resuscitation, and teen pregnancy resuscitation.
I must learn it multiple times with multiple female students of biologically impregnable age.
I return to school.

seriously though, no one has linked this with the 40 year old (((child))) rapefugees in primary schools.
it is ideal.


The administrators, whom we shall choose from among the public, with strict regard to their
capacities for servile obedience, will not be persons trained in the arts of government, and will therefore easily become pawns in our game in the hands of men of learning and genius who will be their advisers, specialists bred and reared from early childhood to rule the affairs of the whole world.
As is well known to you, these specialists of ours have been drawing to fit them for rule the information they need from our political plans from the lessons of history, from observations made of the events of every moment as it passes. The GOYIM are not guided by practical use of unprejudiced historical
observation, but by theoretical routine without any critical regard for consequent results. We need not,therefore, take any account of them - let them amuse themselves until the hour strikes, or live on hopes of new forms of enterprising pastime, or on the memories of all they have enjoyed. For them let that play the principal part which we have persuaded them to accept as the dictates of science (theory).
It is with this object in view that we are constantly, by means of our press, arousing a blind confidence
in these theories. The intellectuals of the GOYIM will puff themselves up with their knowledge and without any logical verification of them will put into effect all the information available from science,
which our AGENTUR specialists have cunningly pieced together for the purpose of educating their minds in the direction we want.

I too long for the day our beautiful, intelligent masters can lay down a righteous path for us. After all, if left to our own devices we would surely do dark deeds.

Can do.

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I had a teacher do the training directly with me in a one on one setting after school in the dark room

Banned from /pol now back to a Nazi only site

The Jewish question is a Scottish psyop to detract from the fact that freemasons run the world.

How much you want to bet teach stuck his dick in that doll's mouth?

Me too. He showed me directly though because the doll broke.


dumbest fucking article ever

Shit-tier thread, choke on your own gas and die, faggot.

Is very good but now I use pic related.

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That's what's really going on here.

That's stupid, they're not gonna sue people who DON'T try using CPR. They're gonna sue the ones who DO try using it. Better be prepared to pay if you wanna try being a good citizen.

they'll sue either way, it pays the (((lawyers))), and pushes humanity under at the same time, they can't lose.

Meanwhile Niggers are teaching their children to pick pockets when somebody Chokes.
Do this man a Favor. Stand back and Watch the Nigger die.

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You'll never see me stop to help a nigger in distress. That's a good way to get yourself killed.

Yer a dipshit, Harry.

Child Porn Rape?

Great, while you're at it teach them how to do taxes, and prepare them to enter the job trade business instead of solely pushing the expensive 4 year college package as their one and only option, making the majority who don't qualify feel like failures who can't accomplish anything without it.

I hope someday you find yourself choking to death (likely on a fat bite of some greasy hamburger) and there's nobody there except a guy, who says, "Welp, I'd totally give you the Heimlich right now, but that would just be too gay!" and he stands there and just watches you die.

Not gonna lie, that post made me laugh

fucking spastic americans!

ive been advocating for children to learn sexual education since age 3-4 also

ill personally volunteer

I knew it was going to be the foreigners when I clicked the link

Go beta test and share your findings with your local district.