A man on the brink of retirement found an alternative way to live out his "golden" years: by spending them in a Holiday Inn rather than a retirement home.
Spring, Texas, resident Terry Robison, 64, worked out a detailed comparison between the two options, and the mid-priced hotel chain appeared to win out by a landslide.
Robison wrote on Facebook that the average cost of nursing home care is about $188 per day. A long-term stay with a senior discount at the Holiday Inn, on the other hand, is $59.23 per day.
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Gabriel Mitchell
Nursing homes are more than just a bed and room. They provide companionship and 24/7 on-staff health care.
Julian Stewart
Shitskins to rape and abuse the elderly? Yeah, no wonder she said no thanks.
Jaxson Rogers
I thought this was going to be about MY retirement plan: 1. Get hotel room 2. Bring shotgun and bottle of vodka 3. Do the Kurt Cobain thing.
Kayden Watson
At least you'll be getting some, no one gets laid at inn's
Camden Lewis
This comes out to nearly 1800 a month. He can rent a 4 bedroom for the same price, or a 1 bedroom for way, way cheaper and pay for a maid and still spend less. What the hell?
Angel Carter
Nursing homes are like hospitals and insurance companies. Their business model is to screw you out of every dollar possible.
Hotel pays for water and electricity. Utilities are not that extensive that you spend more.There is no kitchen in a hotel either. Note the 1800 figure is solely for rent, PRE TAX. Any way you put it this is a bad idea.
Jacob Morales
Beatrice Muller lived aboard the QE2 ocean liner until it got retired. She spent £3500 a month to live in luxury rather than be abused by minimum wage foreigners in a retirement home.
Cameron Wright
But there are no caretakers there. might as well rent an apartment in a high rise for that price.
Asher Thomas
this is an old meme, but it used to be a cruise ship which cost less the difference is you don't have nurses 24/7 at a holiday inn and when you're old that's what's really important hot nurses
Michael Brooks
and a pool and not having to worry about paying maid, maid raises, etc. in house laundry. and most of all No nursing home smell.
Owen Ross
I take it you've never visited a care home in your whole life? All of the nurses are non-white these days. I guess you must have jungle fever.
John Smith
but tbh, the boomers helped to facilitate this situation, so fuck 'em.
Andrew Miller
sorry bro, i'm from Norway all the nurses are white and yes they are hot and fit
Christian Scott
All while living on a twin bed in one room with no kitchen.
Wyatt Diaz
Do you mean Filipina nurses coming by once every few hours to hold a mirror under your nose?
Luke Gomez
That's retarded, retirement home provide much more services and have care takers. If he don't need any of that, then just live in your own house or apartment. A studio apartment(which is similar to a hotel room, but bigger), cost much less than $59.23 per day.
Andrew Clark
You only get abused if you are phsically incapeable of reporting the abuse so i wouldnt worry about that.
Wyatt Wood
How fucking unhealthy do you have to be to check yourself into a nursing home at age 64? Also, why not stay in your house instead of spending your entire boomer fortune living potentially decades in a hotel?
William Perez
Nah you're right elderly care is a joke in the U.S. All the caretakers were fat ngger women where I worked. The residents paid a retarded amount of extra money for food which went from 100% freshly prepared to everything being prepackaged bulk bullshit garbage except for the main course. The only saving grace was most of the old people were WW2 veterans which was sick. Pretty sure literal boomers are entering the homes now which has to be a nightmare.
Isaiah Martinez
Nepturd just got free wifi at his assisted living facility.
Nathaniel Stewart
fuck off ahmed
Oliver Diaz
Hotels with kitchens exist.
Blake Campbell
could call a hooker at least. can't do that with a nursing home
Henry Gutierrez
This is a fact. The reason they exist is for the rich to drain away your savings, so you don't have anything to pass onto your children when you die.
Isaac Gutierrez
I've seen this happen first hand with boomers throwing their parents in nursing homes because they can't be bothered to take care of their own parents, despite the fact that they are retired and have the money to hire a professional caretaker. Joke is on them when their parents die and their 100k in savings has dwindled down to nothing and they inherit nothing.
Kevin Myers
They were golems for ZOG and got rewarded by their entitled boomer children dumping them in a place full of shitskins.
Robert Bailey
nursing homes provide bottom feeding uneducated jamaican white person hating dyke-beasts to beat you and force feed you and they provide other residents to mirror your slow, lonely descent into oblivion. not good value.
Dominic Howard
This but really it depends on the nursing home. The only companionship you'll really get are animals. Also, nursing home != retirement home. Nursing homes are for elders who CANNOT take care of themselves, while retirement are for elders to get some care.
This. A retirement home is like a condo except with a lower age-limit and they have nurses on call in case anyone has a medical emergency. A nursing home is basically a hospital where people spend their last few months waiting to die.
Robert Peterson
Yeah, with Medical Bills to boot…
Who needs to spend their golden years wasting their money in a place where they're better off dead with people they don't like when they can get a cheap motel in the Caribbean and die sunbathing in their sleep with a smile on their face?
Jokes even MORE on them when they reach that age and the economic situation THEY CREATED has made their own children penniless, so they can't even send them to a nursing home of any kind.
Aiden Cooper
Water electricity and all appliances that break down. Not to mention internet and if he can swing it, free breakfast for the rest of his days
Aiden Davis
found the salad tosser with aids
Matthew Nelson
feels good man long live gapitalsim
Elijah Sanders
Well no shit. It's almost as if a nursing home has higher trained staff and caregivers (some of which who have received a plethora of trained medical skills) versus an expensive box with no active care.
The person essentially just "soft signed" a DNR, or "Do Not Resuscitate".
Cameron Moore
I know how I'm gonna "retire" now
Jeremiah Diaz
Yeah, pay $200 a day to be cared for by angry negro women who steal your jewelry and beat you up if you dare ask for something.
Colton Richardson
Abusive niggers isn't exactly a good first choice in caring for old white folks user.
Austin Nguyen
You forgot the part where your wife is the one that shoots you and gets all of your money. He didnt kill himself, but you should.
Ethan Roberts
But in a nursing home you get HEALTH CARE. No one is looking after your health in a fucking Holiday Inn. This is apples and oranges.
Jayden Wilson
this 64 is about 20 years early for a fucking nursing home lol I'm guessing this artile was written by Holiday Inn and this "man" doesn't even exist.
Lucas Campbell
my retirement plan is to take a year or so and plan a bank heist on an isolated rural bank. If im succesful i flee to (what i assume will be available) cuba or whatever and live like a king. if i fail ill be old, with no priors, and some cash in reserve from working for a decent lawyer to get white collar resort prison.
either way i have a bed and 3 squares
Ian Watson
Less chance of dying from neglect at a Holiday Inn.
Robert Campbell
whatever happened to families caring for their own? now we just dump our elderly into nursing homes, never to visit
These elderly are the same generation that began the divorce boom, open sex / free love, 'career women' breaking down the mutual/dualistic relationship between man and wife, the end segregation and thus promoting miscegenation and the breakdown of family and close kin. These retards voted for and even took part in all of this. They can't act surprised now that their families are all shattered and irrelevant when they voted for the breakdown of the family at every opportunity.
But in general, yeah, the elderly should be kept at home with younger family.
Luke Adams
That acts contrary to the yank concept of "kicking children out of the house". I suspect the children easily become bitter and even vengefull towards their parents. just makes me remember how a lot of yanks laugh at europeans who live in the same huse as parents. I guess the multicultural program of family unit destruction comes back for one final last swing at the yank behind when they are close to their demise.
Angel Gray
…AND CLOSE KIN OF FOLK FUK YO SET
Josiah Collins
no one can afford to retire at 64 nowadays
Nathaniel Flores
I'm a caretaker, been so for decades. Old people are fucking crazy, and mean. You really need a good temperament and a shitload of patience to care for an elderly parent.
Noah Evans
But…Nursing homes provide the opportunity to die of communicable disease and get raped by staff. Its a life stage!
Eli Torres
You know, until you have a stroke, shit yourself and you spend the last 2 days of your life paralyzed on the floor, stewing in your own bodily waste, waiting to die in painful agony with no one to help you.
It's like you niggers think you're going to be teenagers forever and that you're always going to be as healthy and free from worry. You realize that a scrape that would be gone in a day in your 20s can take weeks to heal in your 40s, right? Imagine that but with pulling a muscle or dislocating a joint or having one of many possible major organ malfunctions all of which can just happen to you once you get old enough.
I swear, the average IQ of this site drops by 10 points every day.
