Man admits to sex with girl transported by grandma, mom

A Missouri man has been sentenced for sex crimes involving a 13-year-old Alabama girl who was brought to Missouri by the man’s mother and grandmother.

Twenty-two-year-old Michael James Collins was sentenced Monday to 15 years in prison without parole.

Investigators say Collins met the girl on a dating website in July 2017. At the time, Collins was a registered sex offender on probation for a previous conviction for sexual misconduct involving a child.

He admitted in November that he paid his grandmother $400 to bring the girl from Alabama to Missouri. His mother was with his grandmother when they picked up the girl.

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fug. 13 is prime fucking age. Tits are maximum perky and nipples are in that cute non sausage end stage

this is what cuckime niggers commonly believe.

Why tho. 13 for 13 and such.

did yor granny ever transport you, Jasalle?

What was a 13 year old doing on a dating website?

When you child molesters get to prison you are going to cut yo self real bad on shave day i promise.

my mom would never deliver me a 3d loli. im jealous.

Mutant Conan O'Brien!

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Dude. I wish I had a mom/grandma like that…

Based family. So, how'd he get caught?

Because he's a dumb fuck that got caught before? He was on probation for CSC before. Probably was getting his internet monitored and was too white trash to use his brain.

I don't deal in "probably".

why would someone shoot a plane before pushing into a 13 year old

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Go on any of the (((dating))) sites.
If you fuck around a bit you'll find underage girls on them.


What dating app can you use to meet sweet sweet dreams middle schoolers? Asking so I can write an article.

So this guy who works at an aquarium gets summoned by his boss, who is looking very worried.

And she says to him "I've just been by the Dolphin Tanks, and they're feeling very amourous… They're doing all sorts of things to each other. And the trouble is; in less than an hour we've got three busloads of second graders coming. We can't have them watching those naughty dolphins behaving as if they're in a porno flick.

Now there's only one thing that acts as an anti-aphrodisiac for dolphins, and it's the meat of baby seagulls.

So I want you to go down to the Sea Shore, grab some baby seagulls, put them in this bag, and hurry on back.

But be carefull… A lion escaped from the zoo this morning, and although he was heavily sedated, he still just might be dangerous.

Now get going, and hurry on back!"

So the guy takes a shortcut through the forest to the sea shore, fills the bag with baby sea gulls, and he's walking back through the forest when he sees the lion! And it is lying across the path directly in front of him.

It's too late to run away. And the feline does seem very placid.

So, summoning up all his courage, he steps across the lion!

Nothing happens.

And so with much relief the guy begins to resume his journey when all of a sudden a Policeman jumps out of the forest, grabs the guy by the arm, and says to him "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!"

The guy can't believe it.

He says, "Tell me officer, What's the charge?"

And the Policeman says…

Transporting young gulls across a staid lion for immoral porpoises!

Almost based grandma and mom. Would of been better if they did it for free

If you want to date a jailbait without the jail don't have sex with them. Thats the only thing that keeps you away from them

When we get you its gonna be bad.


Even kissing can be a jail stint, depending on where you live and whether or not the DA feels like making an example of you. Besides, why not fuck if they want to fuck?

Be careful, be honest, and don't get caught.

You ain't gonna do a goddamn thing, pussy.

This story would be better if he actually had sex with the girl while granny was carrying her.
More false news from /n+/

He did literally nothing wrong.

You don't know that
He might be nasty to his mom

Kind of embarrassing about the mother/grandma thing though, lol. But how did he get into trouble?

Ah, that makes sense.

He wouldn't have gone to jail 100 years ago. They'd just have forced him to marry the girl, at gunpoint if need be.

Why am I not surprised

wtf are you trying to do?

I fuck any woman I see and I like to make it as painful as possible for them

Being a dumb 13-year-old, obviously


The read was worth the payoff. Thanks for sharing user.

Unironically this.

It's not entrapment if the 13 year old girl is on there slutting it up by her own accord. Which is pretty standard.

You cuckime watchers are disgusting to the core.

boomer chain email tier

It's a goon meme.