Man dies in ‘agony’ 10 days after being dared to eat gecko at party

A father-of-three died in “absolute agony” 10 days after he was dared to eat a gecko by friends at a party, his family has said.

David Dowell, from Queensland, Australia, was rushed to hospital last December and later diagnosed with severe salmonella.

Mr. Dowell's family said he began vomiting green bile, his urine turned black and fluid leaked from his stomach, which had bloated so much that he looked like he was six months pregnant.

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gecko got its revenge

that's sad man. hopefully his friends take help out his family.

I love natural selection

And another contestant for the Darwin Awards 2019 edition!

Yeah, too dumb to live.

What kind of gecko was it? I ate a gecko egg before

Haha what-a stupid ass-a-hole-a!

what's with these australian dudes eating small creatures and dying instantly

White people aren't good at many things, but you gotta give it to them, they are good at terminating themselves.

Sounds like it may not have actually happened like that. Regardless, I feel bad for the guy and his family. But, if he did eat the gecko, I have to say he deserved it a fair degree. That's horrendously stupid and cruel of him to do, especially just on a dare.
R.I.P. anyway, hopefully his family can pull through alright.

That’s hilarious. Hopefully his friends and family ate geckos too.

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niggers are good at slaving though.

They are also exceptional scientists and engineers.

What's with Australians and being dared to eat shit that eventually kills you? Same thing happened to the guy who ate a slug

Wasn't that one a Florida man?

Nah, a Bong. He became paralyzed.

I have to admit even though you nigger monkeys are dangerous, useless and violent and have killed more of eachother than the klan or the confederacy killed your race combined, at the verybleast you nigger monkeys don’t do dumb shit like this.

Oh you do dumb shit…but again not like this.

Neither, it was an Aussie

Dude was Australian, I guarantee you the thing was venomous and no one thought to check before retard ingested it.

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checked, me too


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Why not go earlier?

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That's how you Nigg it up OG style.

Good question

It came a little too late.

Revenge from beyond the grave, RIP in piss Davey boy.

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#Whatamoron

Commit gecko-eating.

Name one thing nonwhites are good at?
How about literal one nonwhite invention?

right then….offer all fake asylum seekers a job: eating geckos

the gecko had ingested salmonella from eating rotten flesh and so the australian ingested the contents of the geckos digestive system and died

the only nonwhite kicking our ass is the "semite" because of central banking. if we print our own money like hitler did we will end the financial crisis which is just a form of slavery

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You doity scum throw-a old senior citisen out-a ina street-a?
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