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What are some "cospiracy theories" that you belive in?
For me Apollo 11 was staged and Otto Warmbier was a CIA plant who got double crossed and got burned by the CIA itself to justify sanctions, his death by the hands of NK was just a botched attempt at suicide/he got poisoned by a guard on the CIA payroll.

Also Putin is a sleeper KGB agent who's trying to destabilize the west.
I'm joking

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Marx was a Rothschild agent

tinfoil tier

Here's mine. China is only being capitalist as an advanced facade to fit in with the west, become pilots of world economy via superior industrial and economic strength, whereupon they crash it all with no survivors, and go full gommunist on the crippled capitalist world.
unlikely I know, but I want to believe

Comrade Xi is going to do it.

"Satanic" Elites

This isn't really a conspiracy "theory" insofar that it's a reasonable speculation. I put the "Satanic" in quotes because it really has nothing to do with devil-worship beyond perhaps LARPing, or, to the extent that some members lost so much touch with reality they fooled themselves into thinking they're wizards.

Hellfire clubs, as a general term/idea, are nothing new and appear across all hierarchical cultures across all of history, and they were probably less discrete if not all-out in the open parties back when the ancient plebs had little to no standards or the means to enact them. Elites have money, power, the arm of the secret services, police and judicial system, it should not come as a surprise that they host lavish parties with drugs, alcohol and hookers. Nor should it come as a surprise that they extend their privileges to participate in the utmost illegal and inhuman practices from child rape to human trafficking, given the testimonies and the suspiciously cumbersome investigations and lax sentences certain European pedophiles got. How many scandals involving pedophilia in the elite did Britain witness in the last 20-30 years?

I have a friend who used to work at a rich people's resort where Saudi royalty and elite would rent the property for weekend drug orgies. Again, no surprise. Marx wrote about it btw.

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Tito was a midget troll that came from the center of the earth, he underwent 70 facial reconstruction surgeries to become more humanlike
The chinese are actually magma moles that have an alliance with the trolls that live in the center of the earth
Tito is still alive and bidding his time

And there's nothing wrong with that. Everyone knows that the big bourgeois are more progressive are forward-looking than the petit-bourgeoisie.

This sounds resonable as fuck tbh.
In my country masonic lodges are not even a cospiracy theory, we had a leader who was part of one and everyone knew about it

Why sprudo posters became the most vile disgusting piece of shit posters on this board?
I remeber a post a few days ago from you were you explicitly said that you don't care if Marxism is a jewish cospiracy.
You are a fucking idiot, that's literally the easiest anti communist claim to debunk.
And there is also 0 truth in that

That the world is under the grip of the white supremacist patriarchy, which benefits all white men to the detriment of women and POCs.

Literally all of the reasonable ones.