What are some "cospiracy theories" that you belive in?
For me Apollo 11 was staged and Otto Warmbier was a CIA plant who got double crossed and got burned by the CIA itself to justify sanctions, his death by the hands of NK was just a botched attempt at suicide/he got poisoned by a guard on the CIA payroll.
Also Putin is a sleeper KGB agent who's trying to destabilize the west.
I'm joking
Marx was a Rothschild agent
tinfoil tier
Here's mine. China is only being capitalist as an advanced facade to fit in with the west, become pilots of world economy via superior industrial and economic strength, whereupon they crash it all with no survivors, and go full gommunist on the crippled capitalist world.
unlikely I know, but I want to believe
Comrade Xi is going to do it.
"Satanic" Elites
This isn't really a conspiracy "theory" insofar that it's a reasonable speculation. I put the "Satanic" in quotes because it really has nothing to do with devil-worship beyond perhaps LARPing, or, to the extent that some members lost so much touch with reality they fooled themselves into thinking they're wizards.
Hellfire clubs, as a general term/idea, are nothing new and appear across all hierarchical cultures across all of history, and they were probably less discrete if not all-out in the open parties back when the ancient plebs had little to no standards or the means to enact them. Elites have money, power, the arm of the secret services, police and judicial system, it should not come as a surprise that they host lavish parties with drugs, alcohol and hookers. Nor should it come as a surprise that they extend their privileges to participate in the utmost illegal and inhuman practices from child rape to human trafficking, given the testimonies and the suspiciously cumbersome investigations and lax sentences certain European pedophiles got. How many scandals involving pedophilia in the elite did Britain witness in the last 20-30 years?
I have a friend who used to work at a rich people's resort where Saudi royalty and elite would rent the property for weekend drug orgies. Again, no surprise. Marx wrote about it btw.
Tito was a midget troll that came from the center of the earth, he underwent 70 facial reconstruction surgeries to become more humanlike
The chinese are actually magma moles that have an alliance with the trolls that live in the center of the earth
Tito is still alive and bidding his time
And there's nothing wrong with that. Everyone knows that the big bourgeois are more progressive are forward-looking than the petit-bourgeoisie.
This sounds resonable as fuck tbh.
In my country masonic lodges are not even a cospiracy theory, we had a leader who was part of one and everyone knew about it
Why sprudo posters became the most vile disgusting piece of shit posters on this board?
I remeber a post a few days ago from you were you explicitly said that you don't care if Marxism is a jewish cospiracy.
You are a fucking idiot, that's literally the easiest anti communist claim to debunk.
And there is also 0 truth in that
That the world is under the grip of the white supremacist patriarchy, which benefits all white men to the detriment of women and POCs.
Literally all of the reasonable ones.
Yeah this is tinfoil tier, also reported
Do you find resonable my theory about otto? I didn't find that much about it online, there are people who belive he didn't really die and he's in witness protection but imho he died, just not by the hands of north korea. The point is that imho was a CIA asset
Why are no-flags the biggest fucking wet blankets on this board? It’s not like I’m the only poster who uses this flag ya know its a funposting flag and it’s not even my normal flag.
I didn’t make that post from the other day but I do approve of it. Marxism would still be true even if it was a Jewish conspiracy. How dumb do you have to take Zig Forumstard arguments seriously anyways? You can debunk them all you want but it’s not as if they ever really learn from it or change their minds.
My theory:
Marx before defining his ideas probably was a massive lolbert but successfully managed to hide all that embarrassment.
That’s why many former Marxists who didnt read theory turn into lolberts, they managed to find Marx’s one letter home that said “the free market will fix it lmao”
last part is a joke
fuck off stacey
I'm a Marxist who was a lolbert so I can see how that makes sense
A Very popular Conspiracy Theory in Russia and others ex-SU countries is that KGB guys (especially the jews in KGB) organized all the downfall and collapse of USSR to share all the treasures and properties of the huge state among themselves.
there is nothing wrong with being lolbert in high school. But I can not understand how can you hold such political views when you start to work. Calculation what to eat after paying rent made me marxist.
I'll bet that if you'd look at property of former intelligence agency agent's, you'd not be far from truth. They have the best information about your country. They know which resources of your country can be profitably exploited.
The holmodor was engineered to liquidate Ukrainians, because stalin regarded all of them as kulaks
you are right, but he did control the seizure of crops and the movement of refugees
This is the most absurd theory yet.
Conspiracy theories centering around XYZ ethnic group consciously acting as the Big Bag are dumb and the people who take them seriously are dumb.
it's funny that the mainstream historical consensus is regarded as a conspiracy theory here.
such is the power of MLs
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France and Germany don’t recognize but most of the former Eastern Bloc.
Lord have mercy
Fucking England doesn't reconize it.
My """""""""cospiracy"""""" theory here would be that the holodomor narrative is forced upon most the eastern block to contain socialism and spread the Russia bad guy narrative in favor of nato.
Fucking England doesn't recognize it
While i'm on a roll, some other Stalin era 'conspiracy theories' I believe
Geopolitics effects things like recognition of genocides. Some NATO countries doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide because Turkey is a NATO member. Does that mean it wasn't a genocide?
The academic consensus is that the holomodor was engineered to some extent. I do not use the word genocide because it has a very specific definition which might not apply here.
The former eastern bloc countries all have US-NATO puppet government.
t. eastern european
Theory, outside EE those that recognise it have a higher ukie pop and those that dont have a higher polish pop.
This is not cospiracy
The rest of your post is tho you stupid american piece of shit.
US has more Poles than Ukies
I guess you have missed the threads where ☭TANKIE☭s insist it was all made up by kruschev.
But the US are dead-set on being anti-soviet.
I’m sorry, WHAT?
t. Kulak Kulakosky Kulakemberg
We had a 'Was Beria a Rapist'-thread maybe a month ago.
T*nkies were out in force denying everything and blaming revisionism.
John Lennon was killed by the CIA.
The third tag gave me a (you). Do you think I was implying that France and Germany not recognizing it was a bad thing
C'mon I'm hardline ML too, but beria was a fucking rapist and even stalin knew.
There is a letter from stalin to his daughter were he says to stay far aways from him and never be alone with him.
On the theme of beria: He poisoned Stalin
Whoops.
Why?
For being a communist that was bigger than Jesus.
Hitler’s last words were “Ich wünschte, Stalin wäre auch für mich schwul”
Fucking stalin apologists are such bloodthirsty goons.
Reminder that if you were a loyal, party loving Bolshevik during the Russian Revolution, you would have probably have ended up in a shallow grave by '39.
Learn Russian patronomyics.
If the Spanish Civil War was won by the Republicans but if any anti-Stalin faction gained power Post-Civil War, Stalin would have made the Great Purge 10 times more severe.
Not a bad take.
Also Stalin sabotaged the war effort against Poland.
Against Poland when?
1919-1920
Stalin disobeyed orders and screwed up the front by trying to capture Lwow, creating an opening for the Miracle on the Vistula, and the route of the Red Army.
Red Army encryption at the time was pretty bad, which is part of the reason why Tukhachevsky over extended the advance and made him so easily trapped. Not to mention the infighting between commanders lead to deliberate insubordination, blaming the defeat at Warsaw on Stalin doesn't make any sense.
the Polish counterattack probably wouldn't have worked if Stalin and the South-West front had been there for the battle of Warsaw, as per the plan.
t, bespoketh
why do you mention patriarchy in literally EVERY post you make ?
The deepest conspiracy theory is that most retarded conspiracy theories are created by the US (or whoever the dominant power is) to cover up actual conspiracies and make all conspiracy theorists look like whackos. For example: UFOs are a cover for military black weapons projects (this one is confirmed), a lot of 9/11 theories and memes are pushed to cover up the fact that the hijackers were US agents, and vaccines causing autism is a deliberately ridiculous stance that can be used to smear anyone critical of the medical industrial complex.
Kek
This is actually true as fuck
Conspiracy theories that were made to discredit other conspiracy theories by association are literally called fnords. Read more.
where can i read more on this
Mohammed Wallace Fard was a KGB agent and the NOI was a KGB plant for discord in american society
none. literally none.
So thia guy killed the president and then was killed by a jewish mafioso?
Also I'd add jewish conspiracy theories are something american globalist shills talk about to distract the people over the fact that american imperialism dominates the world
I don't give a single shit. Nothing productive can come out from this kind of thinking. Do everyone a favor and read actual theory instead.
It was more likely a Japanese front organization to undermine American society for the benefit of the Axis. It outlived its usefulness after WWII but continued to live on. Read Horne.
Why are you posting here then you stupid bitch?
that brave soul was a comrade killing an anti-soviet fascist
What are you talking about?
Otto being a spy isn't a conspiracy theory it's a conspiracy FACT
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The government doesn't have a weather machine. But they continue backing the petrodollar and avoiding renewable energy to thin the population with hurricanes to minimize a potential revolt.
JFK assassination was a CIA conspiracy.
MLK assassination was a CIA conspiracy.
Malcolm X assassination was a CIA conspiracy.
The US used Afghanistan as a scapegoat, knowingly avoiding SA. Iraq was pre-planned.
The CIA distributes drugs, and probably played a part in popularizing crack.
The reason that science, and American science specifically, took years longer to acknowledge that the foremost causes of 'colony collapse disorder' were pesticides and herbicides was that it would impact profits. This is also why CCD continues to be portrayed as a mystery.
Project bluebeam was originally a product of the cold war meant to be used against the Soviet Union if we ever decided to “drop the bomb”. It was only until around the 80’s when they realized the USSR was on life support, it got “commandeered” for other applications, similarly how the US used weather modification during the Vietnam war on civilian population (Mar 20, 1967 – Jul 5, 1972 this was called project Popeye, yes it’s real) first as a military application, then in certain “special other” applications.
I wasn't talking about Freemasonry at all. And if you think masons are "secret" or are involved in a grand conspiracy you're in for a disappointment. I take it that you're underaged, that's fine, I was suspicious about masons too when I was young.
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Sweden actively helped the Nazis during WW2 because they hoped they could gain a sliver of land from Norway and potentially regain “lost colonies”
Actual conspiracy here: the freemasons are working with the tories to undermine the police union in the met polic3. Legit apparently the freemason officers have blocked reforms in the past and May specifically, to their face at a conference said she want to break the control the police federation have. Some weird shit going on.
I am just a conspiracy babby.
Start here: twitter.com
That guy is a goldmine for communist conspiracy theorists; hands down the best Twitter account I've seen.
Yeah, "da Jooz" is the oldest cover story in the book.
pizzagate is real
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You do know that Lee was a Communist who defected to the Soviet Union?
I meant a grand conspiracy, the kind that is all binding in the same way Protestants think the Vatican is controlling the world, or Jews to stormfags, or lizards to Icke. The fact that a lodge degenerated into a right wing cabal doesn't really mean anything, especially since politics are banned in lodges.
Also
Pizzagate is another example of what I'm talking about; politicians and celebrities engage in child sex trafficking so they cover it up with a story about satanic rituals in a pizza parlor basement to make their critics look like lunatics (and to draw actual lunatics to drown out the rational opponents).
Yes I know, that's why I asked why the guy called him a fascist, anti soviet and comrade killer.
I don't think he killed JFK, but if he did he did nothing wrong
No he said Oswald was a Comrade, killing a fascist anti-soviet.
I misread his post then
probably the biggest one I believe is that MLK was murdered by the CIA.
not a conspiracy tbh, more like a known fact(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Because he's from Zig Forums and he's trying to bait us like it's 2016
Fucking boomers
This is actually a fact(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
I thought this was proved?
Wow US intelligence has gotten sloppy.
t. Bakunin
Beria was a rapist.
9/11 was CGI and holograms unironically and you can't change my mind
Explain.
My theory is Stalin intentionally tried to sabotage some of the war effort in Spain. While I admit he was dedicated to victory, he did a series of self sabotage in order to have the nationalists to kill off any potential opposition (two cases being the Catalonian Anarchists and every single Trot group)
>Also Putin is a sleeper KGB agent who's trying to destabilize the west.
is true though
Also Kennedy was assassinated by lettersoup
If Trotsky took power in the Soviet Union literally nothing would change except Stalin would become the new Trotsky and Trotsky would probably invade the Germans instead of the other way around.
this might have been a good move tbh
Explains things like pic related and videos like
youtube.com
As far as conspiracies go I definitely believe certain policy interests control mass so that they can manipulate public opinion