Weird Ass Ideologies

Anybody here fascinated by obscure syncretic ideologies? I like investigating them and trying to understand how their promoters ended up championing such garbled worldviews in the first place.

I'm thinking stuff like Nazi-Maoism (neo-Fascist support for an alliance with the PRC against Soviet and American imperialisms with Evolian traditionalism mixed in) or Canaanism (anti-Judaic and anti-Islamic pan-Semitic Zionism which welcomed Arabs as part of a new Hebrew nation).

Got anything like that in store?

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tempspresents.com/2009/09/18/nicolas-lebourg-nazi-maoisme-gauchistes-d’extreme-droite-mythe-et-realites-de-l’oscillation-ideologique-apres-mai-68/
articles.latimes.com/2000/aug/13/opinion/op-3534/2
youtu.be/6ITCj38dLgk?t=1130
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tan_Malaka
youtube.com/watch?v=8bkO6LimH4k
youtube.com/watch?v=PdrEb4xIgv8
youtube.com/watch?v=EcTk11sfnXw
justpaste.it/1j681
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment
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White juche lol

Marxism-Deleonism-Maoism, it's state syndicalism with Mao's permanent revolution (bomb the headquarters, it's right to rebel), peasant syndicates, reliance on the global south, and Protracted People's War.

Uh? I've never encountered that ideology before. Got any links?

None I literally just made it up

What about Rattachism? It's an obscure sort-of-irredentist ideology that sprang out of the regionalist Walloon Movement of the '60s. They promote the secession of Wallonia and Brussels from Belgium to become a part of France.

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post-Lacanian Luxemburgist with Posadist characteristics here

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No. I'm not fucking interested. I don't want this board infested with supermarket ideologies of the week.
Such as

Reaganism with communism characteristics

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I'm not promoting any of those ideologies. I think they're retarded but I find them interesting to investigate.

OP here. This is supposed to be a thread about ideologies that actually existed, not things you just made up for fun.

The only legitimate one I know of is Neoreaction/Dark Enlightenment.

Link on nazi maoism?

These two articles are very good reads (the author's an expert on the history of the far-right) but they're French-only:
tempspresents.com/2009/09/18/nicolas-lebourg-nazi-maoisme-gauchistes-d’extreme-droite-mythe-et-realites-de-l’oscillation-ideologique-apres-mai-68/
This one is short but I guess it does describe the gist of it:
articles.latimes.com/2000/aug/13/opinion/op-3534/2

Mao spontex?

From Wikipedia:

Why these canaanists don't merge with the SSNP?

Posadism has got to be the weirdest, most insane, and autistic marxist ideology. I've never met anyone irl or online who is a non ironic posadist.

The thing is, unironic posadists did exist:
youtu.be/6ITCj38dLgk?t=1130

Omg, that's hilarious. That being said though, 'I've' personally never met a posadist either irl or online. Kinda wishing I had though

I am an unironic neo-Barclianite (Bookchinist) Authoritarian Federalist Pagan Folk Socialist with Anarcho-Posadist characteristics. Ask me anything anons.

Pretty sure at least half of them are memes. You ain't gonna find un-ironic National-Trotskyists or ChristBols in real life or online for that matter.

Tbh ideologies can mix so you never know what you might find fam. Nobody believes 100% in trotskyism or marxism-leninism, there's always "with X charactetistics" added in there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tan_Malaka

Yeah, but there's something really memey bout for example Trotskyism being mixed with nationalism when you consider what a people's war-hawk he was.

You’re literally like a little babby

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I’m unironically a posadist. Ask me stuff I guess.

Why can't nazbols and posadists work together to destroy the global reptilian cabal that seeks to steer humanity into a war against the greys?

Just one question pops to my mind: why?

Read posadas brainlet.

Lol how about no. Ain't got time to read some spergouts of some insane argentinian talking about space aliens and alliances with dolphins

Anarcho fascism.
Anarcho Nazbol.
Ansol.
Anarcho cannibalism.
Anarcho oligarchy.
Afro nazbol.
Akhand Bharat Communism.
Bookchin capitalism but it doesn't count if you just want leftist ideologies, but hey Bookchin doesn't count in general.
Betrayal reformism.
Colonization and imperialism in the name of communism.
Circulus Communism which works hand in hand with Gaia theory. (See below.)
Devalued materialism.
Egoism. (No not that kind.)
Gaia materialism.
Gremialismo Socialism.
Lost communist civilizations.
Quantum Marxism.
Sexual cannibalism. Yes I'm being serious.
Transylvanianism

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Looked up betrayal reformism, got no results. Wtf is it?

Long story short becoming a hardcore capitalist, like real hardcore, abusing employees to the point of death, being greedy, and being such an evil capitalist you eventually run the market and use your power within the system to take it down inside out.

It would be hard to pull off and can only be done by one person with a master plan and would result in the death of billions by being so extreme but it would properly instate communism.

The best leaders throughout history have always been considered "insane" by timid cowards like you. The revolution will never happen if people like you are not willing to try new, out-of-the-ordinary things, and since you are not willing to learn about ideologies besides your own by doing anything more than looking at memes, it is unlikely you will ever be of any revolutionary value anyways.
t. Not Posadist

What can I even do to fight for the posadist cause? Steal a nuke and destroy my city? Ooh, or perhaps have a pet dolphin and teach him to understand sign lenguage and use an ak47 to kill the bourgeoisie while I star haze in nevada looking for the interstellar vanguard to come and save me.

Sounds like accelerationism: the ideology.

You can preach the truth about the bourgeoisie.

It's different.
Accelerationism calls for the opposition to gain power.
In betrayal reformism you gain power. Different things, you're basically calling Antifa fascist with thought processing like that.

We need the glasses from They Live before we can do that.

Why not? It’s the logical extension of Historical Materialism- UFOs have had to transcend the capitalist mode of production and have superior commands over matter and energy to even get all the way over here. Nuclear war is the shock to the capitalist system we need, since capitalism is so entrenched nowadays. We do not particularly desire nuclear war, but we need it.

I see. Still though, don't see much point in doing this unless you want to lead a socialist country with no people.

this is Zig Forums niggerplasm

I can understand why thinking aliens having reached communism would be very technologically advanced, but say what if instead they are really hardcore capitalists and only a tiny minority actually fly out to space while the rest are being exploited to hell in making advanved technology and also are extremely imperialist and conquer all alien planets they find to keep fueling their technological advancement?

and so on and so on

I mean Posadism makes sense on a surface level.


It's just…not something you should seriously discuss. The dolphin thing was made up by their opponents though afaik

Nice

Really? Kinda dissapointed Posadas didn't actually come up with that dolphin thing.

Then, we’d just be fucked. The part about contacting aliens is more of a gamble, if you factor in the chance if historical materialism is defied by the aliens. I do suppose that hijacking the capitalist aliens superior technology and transmitting revolution to their homeworld is a possible, if somewhat silly proposal.

DIE HERETICAL SCUM! XENOS MUST BE DESTROYED NOT ALLIED WITH! NO PITY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR!

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Go away Galactic Human Empire imperialist.

GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!

What if communist aliens are in a galactic war against capitalist reptilians, and humans are just in the crossfire?

On a somewhat unrelated note though, you know why Posadas considered himself a trotskyist?

That'd be pretty sick I guess.

well…..
youtube.com/watch?v=8bkO6LimH4k

Interex did nothing wrong.

Critical support for our Gray comrades.

Trotsky moved to Latin America after getting expelled from the Soviet Union, so of course he started groups because he was wholly into world revolution in contrast to Stalin. Posadas was a member of the original Latin American 4th International, which then Posadas and his buddies split from them and joined the Pabloists (ISFI) in 1953, but due to some disagreements with the Pabloists, the Posadists split again into their own party in 1962.

THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD REPLY THUS FAR

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Wtf did I just watch. All I can say is that I want daddy Darth "The Terminator" Goebbels to rape me.

there's more, why nazbols do this?
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Actually that flag isnt nazbol its nazjuche

kek yes

I find it so hard to grasp that someone would take time out of their day to make that abomination.

memes magick

Cutting taxes will smash the capitalist state.

What other kind


Jeff Bezos

is this even theoretically possible

wut

It get’s worse youtube.com/watch?v=EcTk11sfnXw

I will never not be fascinated by possadism.

Not all that weird but I consistently think nihilist communists are onto some good shit.

tell me more of Sexual cannibalism and Anarcho cannibalism

It's another term to fight for the self while abolishing anything else about you.

Anarcho cannibalism, eat each other without government, that's it. It also extends to sexual cannibalism.

Anarcho cannibalism is the basic idea, sexual cannibalism is the mass production of people under sexual liberation and eating them to ensure the continual survival of the human species.

Can I ask something.
Out of all the things mentioned in this thread why do most of the people focus on nazbol, posad, and cannibalism the most. They're not even the best ones out there.

Because they're crazy and stuff

Neither sound too crazy to me, just subjectively disagreeable, I can't see a way someone can prove either are definitively incorrect.
Posadism I have no idea about.

Does cannibalism really qualify as a political ideology?

In certain aspects yes

illegalist stalinism

Has it had theory written about it?

could describe cockshott actually

Progressive Brown Juche does the best videos for that

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Think I found it guys, peak idpol that is neither left nor right:

justpaste.it/1j681

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Think I found it guys, peak idpol that is neither left nor right, meet Houria Boutedja:

justpaste.it/1j681

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every time

every time

She's actually a semi-popular figure in France. Vulgar socialists tend to admire her, Marxists on the other hand positively hate her guts.

Not surprising. After all France is Nazbol.

Nah, only when a Corsican ruled.

Yes. Its my favorite thing. At the same time i see the logic in it. You take the parts you like from preexisting ideologies and fuse them together to make something new and weird.

There are things i like about anarcho primitvism but i have no intention of living in the woods or giving up technology.

You might be interested in French structural anthropologist Claude Lévi-Strauss' concept of bricolage.

if you take out the alien shit posadists are just overly agressive trots, for example in cuba during the revolution the posadists were the ones that wanted to retake guantanamo at whatever cost neccesary, the whole alien and nuclear shit are just dressings for the real movement, which is to say coked out trotskism

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yes

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Communism with chinese characteristics.

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I also remember hearing that they thought Trotsky would return, but I'm guessing that's false too.

This is great.

No. You can definitely start a crisis that will justify a communist revolution, but to think you can create a crisis so bad capitalism will break by itself is fucking ludicrous.

natsoc primitivist paganism

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Neo-reactionary/Dark-Enlightment is definetely something.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment

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U P H O L D

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