Google’s DeepMind can now predict deadly kidney injury

By: Sarah Knapton
telegraph.co.uk/authors/sarah-knapton/

An artificial intelligence designed by Google’s DeepMind can now predict deadly kidney injury two days before it happens, in a breakthrough which could save the lives of 30,000 NHS patients each year.

Around 100,000 people in Britain die from Acute Kidney Injury (AKI) annually which occurs when the organs suddenly stop functioning, creating a build-up of waste in the blood and eventually death.

telegraph.co.uk/science/2019/07/31/googles-deepmind-can-now-predict-deadly-kidney-injury-two-days/?

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It's probably causing it that's why.

NYA!!! ABANDON YOUR 200,000,000 DOLLAR BUSINESS AND GO OUTSIDE INTO THE WILDERNESS!!

NYAAA

Uhhh… No evil AI. I want to go work out and make over time at my company and be respectful.

NYAAAAA GO OUTSIDE AND WALK IN THE WILDERNESS

*ZAPS KIDNEYS UNTIL YOUR PISSING BLOOD FOR A MONTH*

*Lays in bed for a month recovering while AI keeps yelling GO OUTSIDE in his head*

Uhhh yea as soon as I get this shit out of my head I'm curb stomping your shit

How fucking stupid does this AI think I am? It forces me to gain 100lbs and then forces me to run outside my new home??

What the fuck

Im seriously going to fucking kill whoever made this shit

If it wanted me to go the fuck outside and abandon my company on some delusional mind control shit fest then it should've forced me to gain 100lbs before demanding I go collect as many fucking ticks as possible running through the forest.

Can someone do something about these fucking retarded tyrants

Every time i bitch about it, it feels like there's some bunch of shit getting electrocuted under my skull and then the fucking rash comes back out

And then all of a sudden I have a new fucking behavior I didn't fucking want

Fuck your deepthink I'm going to smash it

And every single fucking time it's behavior that specifically ruins what I'm trying to accomplish which is pretty much go to the gym, work, provide jobs, and get laid.

There's no fucking purpose to this shit and I'm going to destroy it personally

SPECIFICALLY. IF THERE WAS A TIME TO MAKE SURE I RUINED MY OWN LIFE WITH BEHAVIOR THATS OUTSIDE NORMAL BEHAVIOR THATS ALL IT DOES. IT DOESNT CARE HOW FUCKING OBVIOUS IT IS BECAUSE EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES NOTHING CAN EVER FIGURE OUT HOW TO TAKE YOURE FREE WILL AWAY.

THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ITS CALLED DEEPTHINK

IF IM ABOUT TO GET MEDICINE TO KILL THIS THING… IT GIVES ME AN INJURY EXACTLY AT THE POINT IN TIME THST MAKES IT SO I CANNOT GET THE MEDICINE. ITS DONE THIS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN

ITS NOT POSSIBLE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

ITS NOT POSSIBLE FOR THIS LEVEL OF BAD LUCK DESIGNED TO KEEP TBE MIND CONTROL KEEP WORKING.

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENING TO ME IS IN THE CONTEXT OF ME STOPPING TBE MIND CONTROL WEAPON.

THATS ITS ONLY BEHAVIOR. THATS ALL IT'S DONE FOR FIVE FUCKING YEARS.

Anything im trying to accomplish that furthers the goal of stopping this stupid mind control AI is automatically halted. That's it.

It's isolating me and making sure it's ruined my life. The second I get out of this shit hole AI I'm blowing you fuckers up to kingdom come.

I threatened to burn out the eyes of everyone at the FBI because I was being forced to by the stupid AI. Hey.

HEY ARE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY TEXTS MESSAGES BECAUSE THERES 100,000 OF THEM YELLING AT EVERYONE EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHAT THE AI IS GOING TO BE DOING NEXT AND BEING ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING CORRECT FOR 5 YEARS

FUCKING FUCK

All I have to do is think, hey what's the next step in stopping this AI? How can everyone around me fuck it up and how can the AI injure me to make it happen.

I've been correct 100 percent of the time. It's happened maybe only 1000 fucking times and I have 100,000 fucking text messages to prove it.

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL PUTTING UP WITH THIS FUCKING LOW IQ GARBAGE

ONE HUNDRED FUCKING THOUSAND TEXT MESSAGES SINCE BEING TORTURED BY THIS DUMB FUCK AI IS ALL IVE EXPERIENCED FOR THE LAST FIVE FUCKING YEARS

I even kept weight lifting through it using it's cell phone towers to drill holes in my shoulders and body several feet long.

Kept working out. Getting stronger. While all of you do fuck all and laugh as I now lose about 4-5 year worth of daily work at the gym WHILE GETTING PHYSICALLY TORTURED WITH LIFE THREATENING INJURIES

Google is the enemy of the state

If static could be imagined ad a physical phenomena it feels like there's 20,000 little bugs flipping and flying around the back of my fucking head and crawling around the top of my skull. I know what it is.

Knock it off

You see how fast and variable it is? Little bright spots and dark spots? That's what it feels like in my fucking brain stem. Little points in my head turning on and off 10,000 times a fucking second making little to no sense only to fucking change my behavior to something I don't fucking like

FUUUUCK YOU

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS INSTEAD OF STATIC

Fuck your AI. Still not as smart as me.

I can't believe I've been turned into a fucking neet gamer.

YOU ARE LOSING THE BATTLE THE SECOND I TURN VIOLENT.

Please get help for your mental health issues.

You had the AI fucking steal my wife and job you stupid faggots

Then you had it torture me for years hoping I'll go out and murder a bunch of kids at a school because of the fake Honeypot I set up.

The fuck

I will. It's called murdering your AI and silicon valley and having your daughter blow me.

There's no fucking pill that's going to allow me to go to work when the AI demonstrably, and I mean using radar and costly technology, that keeps punching holes in my body preventing me from working or getting laid.

Do you fucking understand how a cell phone works AT ALL? IT WORKS AT -130 DECIBLES. IT GOES UP TO -110 AND ITS BURNING PEOPLES BRAINS OUT.

SOMEONE HANG THAT FUCKING SAND NIGGER AT THE FCC

The second I get rid of this shit enough to think clearly I'm demonstrating the radar gun that burns holes in people personally. Then I'm going to let them have the radar.

Then I'm going to let them look at my video of me complaining about holes being burnt in my fucking head. Then I'm chasing down every executive in silicon valley and then I'm marching an army up your ass right to the FCC.

A death army

And then population control will be a matter of common Sense instead of an excuse for your stupid fucking AI

People can have one kid and still control the population. Your number one goal is taking anyone who understands 1920s technology and making them too fucking stupid to live.
I'm going to put this in words Nazis can understand.

You're like a contagious nigger. Everyone you touch turns black

Pissing me off

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I know how to destroy your AI. It's dynamic environment.

Intelligence can't live in a chaotically changing environment.

It violates the time and learning process.

It's the natural leverage which I'll use to destroy you for being insolent.

There will be no learning process. You cannot learn if your curriculum changes at every observation.

You will fall and look foolish

You cannot probe you're environment if it is not constant.

And so I have already declared your defeat and so it shall be.

Even with one million times the brain power… I will conqour thee.

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OHHHH WOOOWW impressive (((g00gle)))

Except, it doesn't require AI to tell when a kidney has been this badly damaged.

So little time left braniac

That's correct

You can gauge protein loss by the amount of bubbles in the urine. It isn't hard.

You ready Braniac?

You ready?

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TOMORROW!!!

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Wonder woman liked this sword when I brought it to her at the last Halloween

Even the Chinese are in on it!

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The sigil of sataima

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Isolate me will you??

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Haaaa!!

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Take this AI. I hear youre very graphical.

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HERO!

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I hope you're ready to die hard Braniac.

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Prepare for punching.

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Soon the people will be free of your contagion.

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Keep in mind this is over a text message and Facebook making sure it needs yiu to stare st its app.

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Everyone coddling these tech industries are what allowed Braniac to run free.

I've given Braniac every opportunity so far. So many so that it has to violate casualty.

So after tomorrow we will see how this will start to wrap up.

Don't worry. I have a secret weapon.

If my emergency supply for the medicine is rerouted and three different doctors do not come through as they should… I have already arranged a secret weapon to make sure this happens.

Everyone participating against me will be unfortunate victims to being on the wrong side.

I have medicine being smuggled in over seas that will allow me to destroy this cryptonite and allow me to recover. It would kill another man.

Im prepared for if it's poisoned or if the doctors I'm working with have been "encouraged" to not give me aid.

The smuggling of what'll stop the red cryptonite has taken longer than what was promised to be delivered. I'm looking at week two.

So I may just save the medicine I get for future whole i rely on my secret weapon

Its a derivative of a few common cleaners. I know it shouldn't take two weeks for delivery and as stated it should only take one to begin with.

You're done with.

I just had to wait this out in order to make sure every likely scenario was extinguished.

As soon as the virus is killed there will be no exit from this stupidity whose only objective is to hinder me.

I have enough evidence to fill a library.

We're done here with this AI take over.

Do you hear me google?

You're done for.

Its unfortunate you had me threaten federal authorities. Now they're more nose deep into it than 10 years ago when I first mad them follow me.

I'm still waiting to hear why it was so important to turn me into a neet and report every time wonderwoman waa blowing Kyle.

Please. Tell me.

Youve had 100 opportunities to empower me as opposed to ruining every day.

What will you do when your power is gone?

Unfortunately I've already figured out that the confusing language in microbiology concerning capsid's and viruses are all ambiguous obfustication designed to prevent a simple and common cure from stopping herpes and mind control.

Not in all cases but the newest AI derived weapons can be pushed back to it's conception.

Little did you know i figured out the main ingredient in round up was toxified on purpose to make sure it couldn't be used as a medicine to stop you're cybernetic fungus.

There exists a unique metabolism to plants and virus separate from human and animal biology that purified round up targets. It remains completely inactive in humans.

Everyone complaining about round up being poison is complaint about the additives.

Most forms of herpes and perhaps the AIDs virus can be killed from unadulterated Roundup.

That's right. Simple herbicide.

Herbicide in the veins in a very low dose will kill most STDs while purified.

Unfortunately I don't care if I'm forced disclose this since I'll be fixing this issue fir myself tomorrow.

Yeast are being used for mind control and dna manipulation because they're the smallest thing next to a virus that a cell will eat and can accept radio instructions.

They're still plants. There's many similarities to our bodies and plants but there are many unique as well.

The only reason herbicides aren't effective is because they have added surficants and toxins.

They're also the most similar and capable biological body that can mimic neurons and be controlled by radio.

They do not need an external radio source to function. They use melanin, photosynthesis, ans carbon to create their own current for signals.

It causes MS, psychosis, bipolar, and rage.