Using alt-right language to redpill cuckchan on capitalism

I have been covertly dropping black pill truth bombs about capitalism on /biz/ 4chan. Sometimes /r9k/ but I stopped hanging out on there. I don't post on Zig Forums directly because the moderators there are very strict. The moderation is more loose on periphery boards that Zig Forums doesn't control.

Instead of saying "bourgeoisie", "owners of the means of production", I speak their language: Jews, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§employersπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§bankersπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§landlordsπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§real estateπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§IRSπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§GOPπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§TrumpπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§Wars for IsraelπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§whalesπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, etc.

Whenever my /biz/bros get cucked by trading crypto, I make it known that it's the πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§whalesπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ manipulating the market. If you say that it is rich people manipulating the market, they look down on you as a whiny socialist faggot. Point out that its the Jews and then people start listening to you.

Right-wing reactionaries believe in their mind that there is nothing wrong with capitalism. They believe that the real problem is that the Jews have taken over and that they are spreading socialism (I shit you not) and that this is the reason why we aren't winning at life.

But think about it this way. If some neo-nazi taking the black pill shoots up a bank (so far only the Muslims have had the balls to actually kill them), it's a win-win. The left gets what they want. The alt-right gets what they want.

If getting the alt-right riled up about Jews is what it takes for them to take productive action, then it's worth it. We could totally manipulate both the alt-right and the Muslim extremists if we feed their animosity towards their πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§mastersπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§.

Just take everything you say about bourgeoisie and say Jewish banker or Jewish CEO instead. Don't call Mark Zuckerberg Porky, say πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§CEOπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§Silicon ValleyπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§.

As a crypto day trader, I'm doing this to try to escape wagecuck slavery. I'm not doing this because I wake up in the morning thinking "god I want to fuck people over in my life today." I am focused on trying to acquire resources to secure my self-preservation. But I see first-hand how fucking manipulated the crypto market is by whales. Erm, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§whalesπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§.

All it takes is for a whale to put up like a 100 BTC buy/sell order on Bitfinex and he can turn the 5min candle into a big red/green dildo and fuck over traders in bull/bear positions, long/short positions. Being wealthy puts you at a tremendous advantage in the πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§capitalistπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ game because you have the leverage to wave your e-peen around and manipulate the market to your will.

The problem is that my fellow /biz/tards (including myself) delude ourselves into believing that we can beat the Jews at their own game and escape wagecuck slavery. The alternative to playing this game is to go get a job and wage cuck for the Jews. We don't wanna do that. So we buy into the hope that we can make it. And we see that some of us did make it. So idiots buy into this belief that the world is just and that being smart and working hard will bring you success in life.

I used the dreaded four-letter L word (luck) to describe bitcoin millionaires and I triggered a shit load of /biz/tards. But it's true. Early adopters bought into BTC and other crypto and they were lucky enough that normies decided to FOMO in. And then the value of these assets went up a lot (millennial baby's first asset bubble) and made the early adopters rich.

The thing is, the price of BTC is almost at $9k. It is very unlikely that you'll ever get rich if you buy in now. The market cap for crypto is already $390 trillion. It has to reach stratospheric heights in order for people to get rich. It's not gonna happen. Crypto is useful but it is greatly over-valued by the market. I started buying in at

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Yes I like what you do, the jews are behind it.

Satan, If you blame the jews for everything they'd start thinking that eliminating the jews will fix their problems

But it does, doesn't it?

what is funny 4chan is using SJW to destroy πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§capitalismπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ by printing out fake coupons the conglomerate business have to bend to the will of social justice or be casted as racist ect ect.

Pretty fucking lame

No. I much rather kill them lol.

Zig Forums did more to destroy the capitalist then any little leftist protest has ever did and when starbucks falls the next capitalist bussiness will be hit.

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This is actually the second time in maybe a month that I got the 666. And I totally didn't deliberately try to get it. I wish I had that kind of luck in crypto.

dance leftist sjw dance so we can use your ideology against the jewish capitalist.

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Chill with the spacing

Starbucks shot itself in the foot, sure, but that was mainly due to their enforcement of property laws conflicting with their liberal pandering and "ethical capitalist" model.

You're not dropping any black pills you stupid idiot, you're just parroting white supremacist talking points, pure ideology, sage

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Admittedly (I'm OP) as much as I get triggered by porkies, if he/she has a Jewish name, I get even more triggered. Because it's a confirmation of a stereotype. "This is what happens when we let Jews entrench themselves within finance and positions of power."

It's similar to when I see a black criminal. I think "that nigger should be put down." But if I see a non-threatening black guy I think "he is one of the good ones,"

I'm bisexual and I have actually went from fearing a black guy to having a crush on him when I got to know him and realized he was a good person. Meanwhile SJWs think I'm racist. Prejudiced maybe but not racist. Stereotypes do serve a purpose in society. I don't hate black people for the color of their skin. But If I see a ghetto looking black guy on the street approaching me, I am afraid. Stereotyping and prejudice is a short-cut self-defense mechanism. People should be afraid in potentially vulnerable situations. And people should start to wonder why Jews hold a disproportionately large percentage of power positions in society. I saw a Zig Forums infographic that highlighted that 44% of the 1% is actually Jewish. Is that a coincidence?

and your point is other business will not do the same nice try zuckerberg.

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Similarly, I have some working-class Jewish friends. Just because I acknowledge a pattern that 44% of Jews are part of the 1% doesn't mean that I hate all Jews and think all Jews should be exterminated. But if you were to exterminate the people in power, a lot of them would in fact be Jews. And I can't help but wonder if Jewishness and the Jewish spirit is responsible for making capitalism worse. Because so many capitalists are Jews. In huge disproportionate numbers.

so you have capitalist friends.

And the rest is white. Should you be more afraid of whites then?

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America is like what? 2% Jewish? Why is it that 44% of the 1% are Jewish. They have sunk their hooks into finance and power positions and hire their own. Anti-discrimination and Affirmative Action laws don't apply to goys I see.

Everyone who doesn't hold your SJW opinions is a nazi in your eyes. This is why the left is losing the culture war in the west.

still picking any side of capitalism.

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Didn't imply that, simply was going against this idea that this was mainly Zig Forums or that this will result in some kind of massive chain reaction. Shit like this has happened before with companies just rebounding and turning what was controversy into another marketing campaign that ends with higher net profits.

He's not arguing for SJW opinions. Do you even know what board your on?

so any idea against capitalism is a bad idea.

Starbucks down 1.22% in a day sucks. But how much are they down since the alt-right started attacking them? I am interested in seeing the results tbh. I wonder if they really did have an impact on Starbucks investors

If you believe it is anti-semitic to point out that 44% of the 1% are Jews, then you are a SJW. SJWs whine about racial minorities being under-represented all the time. You never see them say that goys are under-represented…

No, but they should have a goal in mind and that goal should be focused on the complete dismantling of capitalism and its infrastructure as well as implementing socialism. I have no problem with attacking a company, just keeping in mind that others will pop up to take its place and that a single actor doesn't make up the entire system.

when these coupon expire the next set of coupon will be made and round 2 of bend to SJW and bleed the pig.

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Is 4chan responsible for this? FUCKING LOL. Fucking genius

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Dude. Grow up

I just want a coupon for a lamborghini.

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We don't, we merely discourage focus on the ethnic make up of the bourgeoisie. An SJW would make a fuss about how the bourgeoisie is majority white or male or whatever. We simply want all of the bourgeoisie gone regardless of who they are, a purely anti-idpol position. Besides, we've already done full on explanations on why a good portion of the bourgeoisie are Jews, which has to do a lot with collectivization of wealth and Jewish families during the development of early capitalism having the ability to practice usury when it was banned.

Kek. Stay cucked you absolute mongoloid.

one thing leftpol can never do is seize the means of production.

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What I dont understand is if you hate capitalism so much why is it is there jewish you cant hate them?
inb4 hur dur ur just a nazi Zig Forumstard durrr

If your talking about >>>Zig Forums, then yes

only capialist jews are good guys goy.

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because hating jews specifically is just a red herring that distracts you from the system at large; if all jews ceased to exist tomorrow, nothing would change even if more whites took their place.

Because communism is Jewish. Does anyone have that old Rafiq post where he ties communism into Jewish identity? I remember it caused unending butthurt.

I want to remove capitalists who are jewish, not because of them being jewish, but because they are capitalists. Edelman down the street who makes minimum isn't really my concern. No one is forcing you to get along with everyone in socialism or communism anyway, if you want to still disassociate with certain people for whatever stupid reason your free to do so. Just don't go killing or removing proles because you happen to personally not like X about them.

tell that to palestine.

palestine is but one of many national liberation movements most of which struggle against white colonialism or its remnants

That was not the point of the post and nowhere did he say communism was Jewish. At worst he explained why in some countries there were jewish communists. He the began pointing out how every accusation the Nazi's make against the Jews, they themselves were guilty of. Also, taking Rafiq as 100% infallible is a naive, if his pet ownership post is to say anything.

The Palestinians are against Israel, as are we. To conflate Israel with Jews as a whole is to play to liberal rhetoric.

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Jewish colonialism.

yep, Zapatistas or FALN fight against jewish colonialism…never go full brainlet

yes full blooded french and full blooded italians are moving to israel and taking palestine land.

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Not that guy, but Israel is blatantly Zionist Jewish colonialism. Regardless, you should be wary about trying to assign an ethnicity to colonialism as it and imperialism are an inevitable factor of capitalism.

you don't understand what I'm saying, right? what Israel is doing in Palestine is abominable but it's only one facet of imperialist oppression across the world, besides conflating Israel with Jews is disingenuous.

funny that you would bring up the french because France literally still has a shadow colonial empire.

its called the balfour declaration

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greetings, πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§fellow leftistπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

because the relationship between jewry and wealth is a pathological excuse that exists literally only to excuse capitalism at large. are the non-jewish bourgeois who commit the same acts the jewish bourgeois commit somehow better?

WHOOPS

both are bad why do alot of leftist let the jewish capitalist get a break ??

we don't

the left wants to destroy the white capitalist the right want to destroy jewish capitalist the left calls out white privilege to deflect from the jewish side of capitalist the left says antisemite to deflect for the jewish capitalist.

..we don't. we just don't make retarded pathological associations between race and wealth

We don't, but for those who do they're either not leftist or Zionists.

We literally just got done talking about how we want all capitalists removed regardless of ethnicity.

so your going against logic and facts were is darwin when you need him.

Yet another gay boi with a black boyfriend joins the alt-right.

so this……is the logic and reason………of the far right………..

either not leftist or zionist.

so this………………………….is the power……………………………..of the red pill………………………………………………….

i like how Zig Forums tries to fit darwin and science in along with their viking conspiracy theories

facts hurt don't they let me guess you only hate drumf because hes the white side of capitalism.

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trump is getting his own shekel right now you ridiculous cuck

Is there actually anything more pathetic than Zig Forumstards desperately trying to prove how leftists "love Jews" or whatever?

white capitalism and jewish capitalism is a marriage ask trumps kids.

We stand against people who obviously aren't leftists and who are Zionists. Pretty simple.

..ok? you're just babbling now

Are you purposely being dishonest?

not as pathetic as Zig Forumstards desperately trying to prove how they "hate jews" by consistently supporting the most pro-zionist political parties

im pointing out both sides of capitalism.

the left needs to point that out more too the trumptards.

I fucking love this thread.

We are so political incorrect that any criticism against jews is sunk.

I'm bisexual, not gay. And I'm not alt-right. I'm just a nihilistic misanthropic edgelord shitposter. By "yet another", I take it you are comparing me to Milo. Oh God. lol. Milo is just another gay person who doesn't fit in with the liberals/socdems culturally. And feels like he fits in more with the conservatives culturally. So that's why he supports the Republicans. He's a Log Cabin Republican.

I'm not a Log Cabin Republican because I recognize the Republican Party for the cancer that it is (the Democrat Party also). I'm also not a neo-nazi because I know that Hitler would have gassed me eventually. lmao.

I would make a terrible nazi. I'm bi. I made out with a Jewish girl. I fucked women of colour. And I have some swarthy individuals in my family tree. I'm pretty sure that if I took a cheek swab, I wouldn't be 100% European. I probably have some North African ancestry. Maybe some North African Jewish ancestry too (most Jews in America and Europe are Ashkenazi Jews. Khazars. I don't consider us the same race. My people are the true Jews, the Khazars are impostors. And it is the Khazars who are entrenching themselves in finance and positions of power. That said I know some working-class Khazar Jews and we're cool.)

Just because I'd make a bad nazi and can see Jews as human beings, doesn't mean that I should just ignore the Khazar Jew influence in finance and positions of power.

Well either
Jews are Nazi tier subhumans literally unable to be anything but parasites and their genes override their brains along with Blacks,slavs etc and of course the more jewish genes you have the more your greed and disdain for white people grow and basically no matter what you do this can't be fixed by anything but genocide.

Or

The historical conditions of the Jewish peoples particularly in Christian finance giving them the free run of usury shaped their society to the one we see today and their wealth from banking allowed them to be educated in a time of lack of education which some of them (many were just peasant farmers in Poland) were able to attain influential positions in society and being well known for fiance and a good education in the pre-capitalism era the Jews were able to successfully move from Feudalism into Capitalism putting a larger percentage of them into more powerful positions.

Even if this 1% of Jews controlled 40% or more and you removed all Jews, someone else would just fill their shoes.

Getting really tired of this dishonesty

What we have been saying is that if this is the case (and many times it is), then removing all the bourgeoisie would solve the problem.

Non-Jewish bourgeois are not any better, no. But if you talk about being a wage slave for the bourgeoisie, 4chan just calls you a "whiny socialist." Meanwhile they whine incessantly about Jews. But if you speak their language and say that you are tired of wage cucking for your πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§employerπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, they identify with that. They think the Jewish bourgeoisie or hell they just think Jews in general are the sole cause of their problems in life.

I think it is positive to at least talk in their anti-semitic code. Because if you build resentment among their ranks towards πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§bourgeoisieπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§, they will at the very least be targetting a significant segment of the bourgeoisie. If a Zig Forumsack goes nuts and shoots up a bank because it is a "Jewish institution", this is a net positive for man-kind. When Muslims did 9/11 because of the "evil jews" and "western infidels", that was a net positive for society. You don't see leftists in the west doing terrorism. Only right-wing and Muslim nutjobs. I would just prefer that the nutjobs target a common enemy.


Yes the alt-right's support of Donald Trump makes absolutely 0 sense. Trump was cucked by a Jew. Kushner is fucking Ivanka balls deep with his πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§mutilated cockπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§. Most Americans have πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§circumcised cocksπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§. I am uncut masterrace. No woman has ever complained about hygiene sucking my cock. It's called soap and water.

The GOP are fighting wars for πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§IsraelπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§. It's absolutely disgusting that 4chan has become the GOP's damn boy. 4chan used to be contrarian.

Some people on the alt-right are even saying shit like "we stand with Israel". If a right-winger isn't an anti-semite, he is completely beyond redemption. Because at least the anti-semites could be red pilled if they figure out that non-Jewish capitalists should get the bullet too. They are so close from "getting it" but no cigar. It's unbelievable. They have come to almost the exact same conclusions that leftists have come to. The only difference is the think "the problem is the Jews in power, capitalism with goys is totes ok. In fact the Jews ruling the world are socialists, not capitalists!"

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Well, are you? Are you afraid to criticize jews?

Where is the Israel criticism thread?

This quote by Lenin sums up this boards view on Jews

Nothing more nothing less, inspiring hate against an entire ethnic group because they have a higher percentage of being bourgeoisie is fucking stupid and I thank life we had gulags for people who discriminate based on race.

Are you new here?
8ch.net/leftypol/res/2490106.html
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And all of the Syria threads are filled with not even just criticism, but flat out hatred of Israel. Zig Forums has been a pretty consistently Pro-Palestinian board Especially since pro-Zionist sentiment is bannable >>2478350

Always jew enabler, always deeply triggering and problematic.

Lot of pro-jews in those threads bro,oght wanna reread.

What are you even saying?
If by enable Jews you mean treat them like anyother person all the while destroying the rest of the bourgeoisie equally no matter their race then yes.

A Jewish bourgeoisie can eat a bullet just as a much as a white bourgeoisie christian man can eat one too. And a White man can live freely just as much a Jewish man. We're not picky here, we hand our bullets out equally to all those who deserve it and give freedom to others equally.

meant for

So the jew enabler.

Are we done here? Why is this still up.

This is what I mean by dishonest

That also makes me a White enabler a Black enabler and a Asian enabler.

So basically everyone except the banned people are against Israel right? How many banned people are there?

Because so much for political incorrectness if you cannot criticize jews.

No, you just enable people to be jewed.

How can they be "jewed" if the Jews have no power and capitalism has been abolished for workers democratic ownership of the means of production?

There is literally an entire book written by Marx on Jews
marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1844/jewish-question/
Also to be politically incorrect β‰  having to be edgy retards

They can become bureaucrats and do the things they did in the USSR.

Also Marx was a jew who tried to shift the blame to jewish culture instead of the jews themselves. And there is nothing edgy or retarded about being anti-jews.

If we're counting since the Zig Forums debacle, quite a lot.

No that was revisionists and the material conditions of the time and some mistakes made in the upper levels of the party, not Jews ruining everything like a super villein. I'll say read a book but polyps only browse wiki articles
Are you implying Jews are literally greedy by instinct? Why do you polyps even pretend to be one of us, you guys stick out like a sore thumb and it's obvious as fuck. Just look at the amount of πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ on your first post.

Just post the photoshoped tranny on the pig for the xth time, that's far better trolling then this shitty thing, if you want to have a discussion about something to blow leftypol the fuck out then go ahead and try that.

Jews were a minority in both the bolsheviks and the CPSU and Lenin was barely even a Misch by Nazi standards and not even by his own knowledge. Hell, the Nazi's had more high ranking half-Jews and mischlings then the bolsheviks. It matters little anyway however as our focus is class, not racial purity spirals.

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Think about it this way: let's pretend (You) are a well-off Jew living in Germany circa 1933. Things are going fine for you, except there is this Adolf guy in your country who is getting increasingly popular among das Volk, and he really doesn't like your kind. He is even encouraging people to break the windows of the kosher grocery stores you manage around Munich or whatever.
Since you are comfortable financially, it might be a good idea to flee with your family from there, because these Nazi guys just got elected and might eventually have the idea of putting you in a camp and make you breath some Zyklon B, which is not good for you. The only problem is, where to go?

You could go to France, Britain or the Netherlands because it won't be too dissimilar to your life in Germany, but this Adolf guy doesn't like Frenchmen and Slavs, which might prompt him to start a new world war and devastate continental Europe once again, and Britain is always rainy and people eat pic related.
You could go to Japan, because the nip in charge is more intelligent than Hitler and want more Jews in this country since they control world finance, but their language is really hard to learn and they are a weird bunch anyway.
You could go to America because it will like Europe except on a different continent, their newly elected president Roosevelt seems fine, and you will be far away from all this shit, so you take a boat to NYC to start a new life in America.

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