I need an advice to get girlfriend

Mods already do it but I able to post it because my ISP IP is dynamic.
Where is the solution to find girlfriend in a simple method.
I am not shitskin

I will do dinner now.
Will back in 3 mins.
Mods doesn't remove it

Get off Zig Forums and put your head in a blender. Turn it on, and you'll have a girlfriend.

It is impossible to put head to computer.
I will go outside soon when you are giving working proper solution.
I need girlfriend

I will have dinner now

Someone told me this in Zig Forums.
What will happen if those woman finds out that I posted photo on Zig Forums and stalking them?
What will happen if my parents finds out.

Anyway but I am expert they won't find me

sage
how many times is this cancer gonna be posted?
sage

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I am back.
I will keep posting it even it didn't got reply until I got a girlfriend.

Also if my gf breaks relationship with me then I will keep posting until I got another girlfriend.
I cannot live without woman friend

Girlfriend I need a girlfriend.
Give me working solution. So i will go outside

I just need a girlfriend