According to dialectical materialism, how was the universe created?

Not anal water.

Stalin created the universe in the 0th five year plan, finishing it almost 14 billion years ahead of schedule.

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Seriously tho, if you don't give the masses some lysergic stuff like that, how can you win them to the revolution?

Futanaria was the beginning