Laugh at the Right Thread

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

Let's post some cringey right-wingers. The alt-right, neo-nazis, conservative boomers, libertarians, etc. My folder is mainly MAGA/Kekistan cringe so any other type would be especially welcome.

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desuarchive.org/leftyb/thread/3233/
twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/1095227621129048064
desuarchive.org/interracial/thread/6200/
youtube.com/watch?v=HZmafy_v8g8
heavy.com/news/2019/02/christian-nichols/
wweek.com/news/courts/2019/02/14/texts-between-portland-police-and-patriot-prayer-ringleader-joey-gibson-show-warm-exchange/
mega.nz/#F!DpAz2IgQ!nW7bPNnpJFk5CAV3ypiaHw
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller

cringe culture it's shit

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

Let's post some cringey right-wingers.
let's not

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

It's important to have a few of those just to fire back when the Right pulls this card against the Left. I agree it's dumb.

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

Its not important.

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

Neither is posting here.

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

virtue signaling isn't useful

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

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Justin Wright
Justin Wright

Hoverhand is as cringy as fuck. I'm pretty beta but I've at least never hoverhanded a girl

Hudson King
Hudson King

You personally can hide the thred. You used to be one of these guys or something?

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

Every year, millions of people worldwide poop their fucking pants. To some it happens while they're in the office. Others, on public transport. Family dinners, public outings, even soul-searching while gazing at the stars- it can, and does, happen anywhere. I like to call it "humanity's dirty secret", because most are embarrassed and try to hide it. But what happens when we all conceal what we feel inside? We end up alone, despite being surrounded with others who are exactly like us. Don't be alone. Don't let others feel alone. The next time you poop your pants, stand tall and proud, and shout to the heavens: "I just fucking pooped my pants!". You will be surprised when they respond in the guise of your peers, loving and accepting you unconditionally, in awe of your strength and personal integrity.

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Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

cute shark

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

this shit-show argument just finished

desuarchive.org/leftyb/thread/3233/

I wonder if /pol/ is an unironic hive-mind sometimes, because 3 SEPERATE POSTERS argue the same dead points and have to have the same shit repeated to them because they don't fucking scroll up.

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Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

you would like jilly juice

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Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

I’m an anarchist who got driven out of a leftist space right after spreading news about a hunger-striking anarchist in Greece being detained by the government of that nation in a manner not wholly in accord with the laws of that nation.

I was hit with unrelated accusations and told that I was harassing people; among my sins was defending the public’s right to weapons!

I don’t feel like laughter at the right. Arrogant hypervulnerable leftists are interfering with the free flow of information in real ways because they seem to treat talking with people on the internet as intensely personally threatening. Stalking activists and driving them out is saboteur conduct.

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

Wildfire.noblogs.org/files/2015/08/wildfire-2.pdf

Some reading material. Something better than letting ridiculous people on the right shape discussion. I don’t agree with every word in it, but who ever agrees with every word of anything?

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

Am I the only one that thinks they just have to be killed? Not trying to be edgy or anything but they're just beyond salvation and have no defining qualities.

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

Well, yeah, you don't kill people for most reasons, they aren't insane and if they haven't killed anyone they will most surely eventually come to the light.

Blake White
Blake White

hoverhand
Is there anything more pathetic?

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

I always thought it's a bit sweet. You do it, because you don't want to impose yourself on a girl. You grow out of it pretty quick though, if you value your survival.

Liam Stewart
Liam Stewart

Existing near a girl is imposing upon them.

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

Maybe I'm autistic but why do people even do that in the first place? Who actually enjoys someone hand around them unless you are close friends?

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

Maybe I'm autistic but why do people even do that in the first place? Who actually enjoys someone hand around them unless you are close friends?

You are not human , you are autistic…… that is the answer to your question. Obviously you cannot understand human interaction. No point even trying to explain it to you.

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

Who actually enjoys someone hand around them unless you are close friends?
BETA

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

Am I the only one that thinks they just have to be killed? Not trying to be edgy or anything but they're just beyond salvation and have no defining qualities.

Just remember that you set your enemies level of violence, by killing them they can justify killing you.

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

I always expected having autism but you are saying people actually enjoy having someone else's hands around them? I seriously hate when someone touches me.

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

Personally, I prefer the strong and seasoned grip of a United States federal agent.

Our heroes in blue are certainly charismatic!

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

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Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

Its a gesture of affection you utter faggot

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

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Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

I bet he believes in HIV though.

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

by killing them they can justify killing you.
By killing them they're dead, so they CANT kill you. People die when they are killed.

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

but you die inside when you kill someone, checkmate nigger

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

Honestly I'm all for reeducation. "They're beyond salvation" is a quite right-wing vision of marginalized people (which is what many of them are).

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

LeL

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Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

my ancestors are smiling at me Marxists

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Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

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Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/1095227621129048064
His rationale is that he can't see it therefore it is not real.

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

more recent estimates put it at 2.5b+ people

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Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

I literally beleive we live in 719 AD

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Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

half the world's population at the time just died
communism starved basically half the world's population in the mid 1900's
Wtf i hate communism now

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Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

2.5b

Ebin

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

2.5 billion
Press X to doubt.

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

muh 700 Gorillion kulaks, prole

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

Pic
I worked with chicken breasts thsi not only does not work but is a health hazard that can cause your objects to be coated in a thin film of organic matter that can allow bacteria like salmonella to grow, do not do this.

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

This
It creates mustard gas

Easton Cook
Easton Cook

keeping this thread going

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Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

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Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

A lot of people have fucked up a lot of their own shit over the past few years but I don't think anyone has fucked up as badly as Jason Kessler.

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

Yeah dude the right wing has never ever gone and killed people without provocation in large numbers for being their "inferiors"

Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

girl in 2nd pic unrionically looks like she has down syndrome.
that or she's the result of some serious inbreeding, which is very likely.

Benjamin Robinson
Benjamin Robinson

socialism destroyed millions of lives.
That's a funny one.

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Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

that made me lol

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

I know its still mostly idpol, but seeing stuff like this does restore my hope that burgerland will be capable of a prole revolution. If we can just change that sentiment from idpol to class consciousness. I live to see the day that its porky being kicked off the street.
if not hung on Wall Street

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

700m
2.5bn
Where the fuck do they get these numbers?

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

Muh poor Kulaks, muh poor Nazis, muh poor White Guards, muh poor Romanovs, muh poor American soldiers

James Turner
James Turner

Their ass.

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

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John Walker
John Walker

To be fair he was probably joking

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

don't beleive this jewish shill for big keyboard cleaner

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

this entire thread
desuarchive.org/interracial/thread/6200/

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Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

I would love to live in their fantasy world where all the hot white girls love black dudes (since I'm a black dude and apparently it is so easy for me) Real life is the opposite, white women "racemix" the least.

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

/r/cringeanarchy is a goldmine.

someone posts a lazy insult to Muslims on Twitter
is called out on it
"haha muslim goes boom topkekekekek"

"i don't understand the distinction between immediate culprits and systemic causes"
"also lol he said the n-word xD"

heteronormativity is reinforced by the tradition we've inherited. we should pay attention to this
"have you maybe considered that being straight is actually normal?????"

man acts as father for the child of a single mom he's friends with
"lel top cuck what a pathetic loser"

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Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

I mean technically /r/cringeanarchy is still serving its intended purpose

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

where do you live?

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

The biggest thing that annoys me about these images is that there's a board dedicated to getting butthurt over them or that you've brought it over here.

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

I’ve noticed that there are tons of /pol/yps on the fetish boards. As an /abdl/ browser you’d be surprised how many people will start screaming about leftists and degen.eracy

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

How are /pol/acks going to save the whites when the simple act of taking care of a baby that isn't yours for a bit is verboten? Would that make saving the white race the ultimate cuck?

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Parker Wood
Parker Wood

Burgerville of course, So my experience is similar to a lot of these alt-right fags that have these fantasies.

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

Real life is the opposite, white women "racemix" the least
Yep. They'll hop up and down on the black dick, but good luck finding a whitey who wants a meaningful relationship. To them you're just an achievement. An exotic item to brag about. I'm mixed and been with plenty of white chicks, but my only semi-successful relationship was with a Dominican girl.

inb4 anecdotal evidence. I know it is. I'm basically living proof that what I'm stating is bullshit, but that doesn't make it any less frustrating.

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Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

Rest in peace my comrades. You will find the one soon I hope.

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

Capitalism commodifies skin color and turns normal people into racist cucks through a strange process of alienation wherein the hatred towards minorities is focused on the self.
Schrodinger's nigger plays a role in this too. Blacks are simultaneously mentally deficient, but strong enough and instinctual enough to overtake society.
Racism + capitalism = cuckoldry.
I call it "racial capitalism" where people are reduced to objects and skin color is simultaneously the most important thing in the world and also just a commodity that can be mixed up like paint to suit a fantasy.

James Torres
James Torres

I remember reading this story about how in the UK this De.Gener.Ate Skinhead nailed Ham to a mosque door and got like two months in jail for committing a hate crime
While in prison he OD'd on Heroin and the right-wing shit themselves and started an elaborate conspiracy about the Islamo-Communist Niggo police killing this one dude to own wyatt pipole or some shit

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

being straight is actually normal
well biologically speaking that is true. And while we shouldn't discriminate or deride people for homoexuality, we shouldn't be celebrating it either. It's stupid idpol, pic related.

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Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

Pic related is literally nothing more than saying "homosexual marriage is against the law therefore it's against the law"

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

They don't have the right to have it recognised by the state
That's the entire point
That's the entire reason they wanted to get fucking married

James Smith
James Smith

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

your sexual orientation is shaped by your upbringing, there's nothing essential about heterosexuality, it has just become a useful form of social economy enforced by tradition. Most people are sexually fluid in their most pure subjective state.

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

If you really think so, definitely take note on the who's and how's. Older white man being the first to get up near the mic, but young people there too. And those people not being singled or divided out from the general people gathered there. The worst thing for us is when we are singled out as a separate entity from the population. As you saw the authorities were basically helpless when everyone was together against the guy.
I did not expect to read this what the actual fuck?

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Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

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Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez triggered the right this bad

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Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

youtube.com/watch?v=HZmafy_v8g8

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Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

i have a try not to laugh challenge for you people

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Easton Cox
Easton Cox

Exactly my point. Reeducation doesn't work. Maybe a gulag?

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

They were never taught how to read maps to not escape the USSR
Truly, this is what happens when you have universal education and university

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Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

This is why I love AOC, it’s like she was born to trigger stupid right-wingers. A self-proclaimed “socialist”, non-white, young, female and relatively attractive. Obviously there’s nothing socialist about her but I love to watch how asshurt she makes people. Based AOC

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

when you have universal education and university
Implying they learned anything when trapped in those commie-brainwashing camps other than how to suck off muh Marx and Lenin

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Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

AOC > Burning Sandals

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Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

t. dumbass ameritard college dropout

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

That doesn't mean that there isn't anything 'essential' about heterosexuality. You can have a dynamic sexual orientation(s) while still having 'essential' sexual feelings. Not to mention: reproducing (union of man and woman) isn't only enforced by norms found in modern social spheres. The essential aspect of heterosexuality is found in virtue of the female/male form and from the fact that the biological union results in life. It's as essential as that.

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

Every citizen in the USSR was an engineer and could read, write and speak on a native level at least 3 other languages and could recite the entirety of Capital in it's original German from memory. However they lost all of this once they were poisoned by McDonalds and hearing/seeing English too much.

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

Based boomer at 0:13

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

virtue
zboogz

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

Have you maybe thought that carrying a parasite inside of your body until it farts out of your fuckhole and saddles you with debt to be something that some women might want to avoid?

Brody Long
Brody Long

God, that board is so cringe. That was just the iceberg of pathological material that you posted. Funny how this shit inevitably turns into sissy stuff—that seems to vindicate my theory that the whole cuck fetish is just repressed homosexuality. Eventually they ditch the woman entirely as they fall deeper into this fetish lol

Joshua White
Joshua White

Hover hands in the 3rd pic.
Holy crap, why pose like this if you're going to do that.

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

the fact that the biological union results in life.
I literally want to avoid this though.

Easton Davis
Easton Davis

Something can be virtuous and a spook at the same time. Lots of things have spookiness to them but that doesn't say much about their prescriptive use.
That's the best argument against capitalism in my opinion, but that's relating childrearing within the context of a capitalistic model to childrearing in principle. Having a communal society where children and the elderly aren't perceived as economic burdens but transcend the economic structures altogether bypasses debt-based guilt.
Sure, that's fair. I just don't think that these things exist in a vacuum. It's interconnected all the way down, doesn't mean certain concepts or norms can't be salvaged.

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

Well, they're staying true to the original by being obsessed with black-dick, and white women riding it.

Why they got to make it weird, man?

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Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

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Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

holy shiiiiit

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

Anyone have the screencap of /pol/yps admitting to jerking it to interracial porn?
I thought this whole Nazis-actually-like-black-dick-thing was just a joke, but then I saw the truth

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

This just kinda reinforces the theory that /pol/ takes over literally every board, whatever the contents. Also nice trips.

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

Never taught how to read maps
<GPS's are exactly like paper maps
This shit is unbelievable tripe.

just finished
and a new retard has joined the 'battle'

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

I can't believe he actually cut himself. I expected Nazis to not put that much into creating an ethnostate. I know they are going to discourse, but CUTTING? (kind of /s because well leftist revolutions are violent and people would (including me) would 100% die if communism would be achieved, but I have never heard of nazis even harming themselves in any way for their ideology)

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

here you go:

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

trve aryan :^)

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Charles Allen
Charles Allen

Oh shit, it was right there. Thanks

Robert Price
Robert Price

cry more LIBTARDS

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Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

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Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

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Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

1000+ upvotes

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Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

Have you tried ditching your retarded incel ideology and improving yourself? Women tend to like that.

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

it is probably some wacky "blood ritual" or whatever /pol/ believes in these days.

Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

people including me
You're a wealthy business owner?

John Cook
John Cook

women tend to like that
i didn't realise we had a resident love doctor at leftypol

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Camden Jones
Camden Jones

lol

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

I meant that I would sacrifice myself but ok looks like I misspelled it.

Leo James
Leo James

He said people.

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

lol

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

More disturbing than funny, but apparently some Nazifurfag recorded himself raping his dog.

heavy.com/news/2019/02/christian-nichols/

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

<I was born with a fucked up arm
Master race indeed. The furher would be pleased

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Noah Russell
Noah Russell

4th pic

It's funny how it's considered that someone choosing to be a father is a "cuck" and not the faggot who chooses to abandon the mother of his child

Not that song that Brother Hao danced too

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

choosing to be a father is a "cuck"
More like he couldn't do any better than find some desperate pregnant woman who was abandoned by said faggot. Desperation all around.

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

Ye, that dude just singlehandedly restored my hope on boomers

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Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

Maybe

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

Bump because this thread is golden

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

what the fuck…

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

Shocking nobody, a bunch of texts came out showing Patriot Prayer colluding with Portland police as an off-the-books intimidation/harassment squad:

wweek.com/news/courts/2019/02/14/texts-between-portland-police-and-patriot-prayer-ringleader-joey-gibson-show-warm-exchange/

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