I was requested to thread dedicated to this so here it is: Leftist Hunger Games. The pic are the current teams. If you want any changes just ask, you got 10 minutes left before I start it. I'll update it every ten minutes. Also there was something wrong with my system that I couldn't upload any pictures so you'll have to live with this, sorry.
Leftist hunger games
i bet on lenin, if he wins everyone must accept marxist-leninism as the most successful way of running a country
inb4 stirner gets stabbed in the back by spooks
I was asked to put Peterson in so Zizek could debate him.
russian bear would be neat too
Whoever wins is officially GOAT and becomes this board's chief ideological teacher.
Stalin is the bear
Wolff is the wolf.
Alright, times up. I'm officially starting the game.
2 AND 6
2 AND 6
2 AND 6
lenin just found his own victory the dialectics are in motion
Jason strangles Muke with a rope
Lenin and Stalin killed by Shapiro and Peterson
how will we ever recover
Engels scares Marx off.
Here is mine, I'll edit the nicknames a bit
Hi, if your a Filthy Commie… Please kill yourself at once. Bye.
(me) also bye
Friedrich Engels scares Karl Marx off
Ben Shapiro repeatedly stabs Joseph Stalin to death with sais.
Jordan Peterson stabs Vladimir Lenin while his back is turned.
I'm genuinely upset over this.
at least we have marx and zizek
Just not Muke's day, is it.
IWW, Leon Trotsky, Bat'Kunt, and Zizek raid Bakunin
Is this meant to be symbolic or a metaphor or something?
Why even go on anymore?
Friedrich Engels and Jordan Peterson hold hands.
Jimmy Dore begs for Zizek to kill him. He refuses, keeping Jimmy Dore alive.
Proudhon screams for help.
This is too much for me.
Mao scares off Deng
Adam Smith and Xi Jinping work together to drown Deng Xiaoping
Drown in money amirite.
i find it funny Dore seems like the most pathetic and suicidal of all of them considering he's the most passionate in real life, at least alive today, Marx was turbo-autistically passionate for the cause.
yes, this will surely spark the revolution comrades
no fun gang
Implying /pol/ doesn't have a LARP "What would happen in X scenario/race war" masturbatory session every month where they hype up their numbers and come to the conclusion that there is "no way they would lose" everytime and then jack themselves off over it.
Literally saw one regarding a possible Nazi masturbation fantasy in the US four weeks ago. This is tame in comparison.
why are you guys making such a big fucking deal this is a shitpost thread
Night 5 Wanted Cockshott alive.
I'm rooting for Hoxha now
Area event, spoke too soon
Rooting for Kropotkin now
Jason Unruhe strangles Muke with a rope.
Juan Posadas questions his sanity.
Proudhon spares Shapiro
Why the fuck?
Night 6 I think this is it.
All of day 6.
I should be in bed so I'm going to hurry this along.
Just in case you missed the deaths
ABSOLUTE SUPPORT FOR COMRADE NESTOR KILL THAT TRAITOR
Trotsky is dead; Makhno is our God now.
yay, now the board shall uphold the thought of comrade Makhno
i don't know what his thought is
Makhno didn't even get a kill.
It's official. We're anarchists.
Ben Shapiro kills Stalin
Trotsky kills Ben Shapiro
friendship at last
Anyway that was fun, we should do this again. But I'm going to bed, Goodnight everybody. Long live Anarchy.
He wanted the kill for himself.