Global Paramilitary Cooperative Syndicalism

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

Be Cobra from G.I. Joe
blow up all the world's nukes (sorry Posadists!) and nearly take over the entire world with a global paramilitary arms merchant band
buy state assets from third-world countries and replace the governments with pro-Cobra industrial governments
basically turn the entire third world into a single unified government by doing this
hit england with a giant metal rod from space blowing up the entire city
Be Big Boss from Metal Gear
Attempt to create a global state wherein soldiers are not mistreated by their nations
Soldiers without borders
Outer Heaven
Literally just trying to make life better for people with nowhere else to go
This plan would unironically be incredibly powerful if translated into a real life organization because it's literally a global state of soldiers
You're still the bad guy tho
Be the Global Liberation Army from Command & Conquer
Take over Iran, Kazakhstan, Germany, Iraq, Portions of China, "Aldastan", Egypt, Russia, Turkey, Libya, Yemen, Crete, and Somalia all at once
Basically eurasianism combined with global paramilitary syndicalism and ba'athism
Be Worker-Peasant Red Guards in North Korea
5 million strong
Not directly tied to the Noko government but heavily supported by it
Basically a paramilitary militia but not limited to Noko borders
Be Hezbollah
Beloved by all anti-imperialists
Incredibly based, "more akin to Communists than to Islamic theocrats"
Actively supporting Syria, Iran, Jordan, Egypt, whoever-the-fuck is anti-Israel
Everybody hates Israel except the USA
Zig Forums still denies that global paramilitary cooperative syndicalism is the future
The greatest enemy of Zig Forums is a global threat (megacorps)
We live in a cyberpunk dystopia but no global organizations like these have actually been created correctly
Imagine being this retarded.

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Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

test

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

why would soldiers fight for communism

soldiers wish to pillage and rape and steal and fight for booty and loot and divide the world up into fiefdoms where they will slaves and sex slaves

read Conan the barbarian

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

why would soldiers fight for communism
<majority of soldiers join the military because free college and healthcare with good pay and financial stability
<being in the military means you never have to worry about buying a house or living day-by-day on a small wage

Thomas King
Thomas King

I'm sad it took me so long to realize how legitimately based the GLA are.

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

Be Cobra from G.I. Joe
blow up all the world's nukes
WTF how?

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Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

hit england with a giant metal rod from space blowing up the entire city
noooo that's my city

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Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

why would soldiers fight for communism

Indeed, you can't be a good soldier without a fascist mentality.

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

he hasn't heard about the newest meme spreading among authoritarian military-types

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Easton Powell
Easton Powell

read Conan the barbarian

The worst thing is that this is indistinguishable ffrom actual /pol/ talking-points.

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Thomas Jackson
Thomas Jackson

The Age of Aquarius
a bad thing
It's supposed to be an unrivalled age of advancement and hope, not the hellworld we live in. He's mistaking it for Kali Yuga.
Saturn
not just another name for Yaldabaoth
i want to torture my political opponents
Astounding.
I am going to use The Left-Hand Path to curse you and your faggot friends
Oh noooooooooo, he's going to curse a faceless group of people represented by a strawman using dark magic!

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Noah Garcia
Noah Garcia

Any non biased books on Hezbollah?

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

You're probably gonna have to read Hezbollah articles in order to get an unbiased source on them.

Jose Green
Jose Green

G.I. Joe
Cobra
Cobra is cool, but there already exists our guys.

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Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

LEARN FROM G.I. JOE VILLAINS
SUPERSOLDIER SOCIALISM NOW!

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

This is basically how Antifa is structured
God's plan.

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

Antifa deals in the arms trade and buys national resources in order to overtake the government and install a puppet regime
What did he mean by this?

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

Zig Forums has yet to embrace the future of syndicalism

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Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

you can't be a good soldier without a fascist mentality

the absolute state of western liberalism. Im sorry grandfather, but this is why I joined the

G A N G

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Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

checked and kekked
This is honestly pretty hilarious, but only up until the SAS or Seal Team Six comes around and pushes your shit in. The best way to go about such an endeavor is to not go full-retard MSF/Diamond Dogs, but to build an organization with a wide reach/influence, and the only way to accumulate resources in this way is to trade, which means to become a transnational shipping/transport import/export type of deal i.e. a mercantile Capitalist, which defeats the whole purpose of your cooperative syndicalism.
You would need ships and planes to achieve this, none of which you have, nor would you be able to build yourselves without money. You could also become a earthmoving/construction/mining firm, but that will get you into conflict with the natives you are supposed to ally yourselves with, as you wreck the land in which they live, in your quest for saleable resources/large scale construction projects (this was Osama bin Laden's gig before he went full jihad).
The closest anyone of chan culture has gotten into serious money that could purchase that was either weev or Palmer Luckey, the former who has become a full-retard Nazi who lost his shirt in court and never got TRO LLC off the ground, the latter a bourgeois libertarian Republican who founded Anduril Industries with Peter Thiel's backing, who took and made Project Maven for the Pentagon when Google was pressured by the workers from doing it.
tldr become a defense contractor, shortest path to your plans. Get some contacts with the bourgs and the CIA first, or you won't get anywhere :^)

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

read Conan the barbarian

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Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

Was going to say you are retarded but I understood this and kekd a little, so we must both be retarded

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Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

and the only way to accumulate resources in this way is to trade, which means to become a transnational shipping/transport import/export type of deal i.e. a mercantile Capitalist, which defeats the whole purpose of your cooperative syndicalism.

the only way to accumulate resources is to engage in parasitism because syndicalism doesn't accumulate resources

I actually doubt it'd be spec ops and more likely just getting hit by a cruise missile tbh

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Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

the only way to accumulate resources is to engage in parasitism because syndicalism doesn't accumulate resources

Unless you have a resource extraction/collection/processing, manufacturing and delivery infrastructure in place and operational and under your control, you will have nothing. Marx himself speculated to try and gain, but lost. Our job is literally accumulation until we have enough to take over a given economic area, not unlike Mondragon in Spain.
Also
cruise missile
Once our tech level is high enough, we will be able to weather most potential problems like that.
The real question lies in being able to counteract the big neoliberal media companies full of zionists and neocon/corpdem tv/radio-talk-show chickenhawk grandstanders shaping public opinion against us. If Assange's late arrest is anything to go by, any sort of meaningful publications of leaks is meant to be treated as terrorist or terrorist-enabling activity, and he's barely more than a reporter if that. It's going to be madness now probably.

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Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

AK-47S
FOR
EVERYONE!!!

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

I'd like to learn how to defend myself, but it seems like shooting ranges are full of reactionary dbags