Christians: God is a communist

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

Hear me out, I have a fucking theory and I'm FUCKIN READY

Late stage capitalism
Many communists predict that the next market crash will fuck the market for good
Many economists say the next crash will happen very soon
Rise of communist support in multiple countries around the globe
The revolution is coming
Capitalism is evil
What happened last time the world was filled with evil?
God flooded the fucking world
Christians say the next time he cleans humanity it'll be with fire
FIRE
Fires of the revolution
God wants us to end capitalism
Ending capitalism is ending evil
We'll cleanse the world with fire FOR him
GOD IS A COMMUNIST
Change my mind

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Leo Lee
Leo Lee

Just don't fall for demiurge worship.

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

Based OP

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

Based schizo.

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

then why are christians so reactionary

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Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

If there is a God I'd like to believe this.
Also can you explain this demiurge shit to me please? I see always see this fucking thing on /x/, what the fuck is it?

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

implying christians even follow christ's teachings
Lel, i've met pagans who are better christians than most christians are.

Carson James
Carson James

just take the Gnostic interpretation and say that they've been cucked by the Demiurge.

Ian King
Ian King

why did u make this stupid thread

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

Actual Christcom post
Christcom user: i sleep
Posts regarding literally anything else:
Christcom user:
lol

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Charles Martin
Charles Martin

Fuck God, im gonnna die then tear him off his thrown and throw him into hell where he can be with all the lower class people driven into crime and revolutionary people like Stalin and Lenin, Mao, Trotsky and Che etc who were almost certainly in hell if it exists which shows how dumb his bronze age reactionary jewish religion this along with his reactionary views on Women. Even if God really existed it would be necessary ceassary to abolish him

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

10/10

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

I SEE THE LIGHT, GODS LIGHT

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Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

Nigga Che, Fidel, and company are most definitely in commie heaven. How can u even imply those niggas be in hell.

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

Go to bed, Sophia

Lincoln Lee
Lincoln Lee

Che and Fidel most certainly murdered people a very large sin. Comeback when Jesus is overthrowing Roman puppet governors and executing Pharisees for counter-revolution actions. The real Christian thing would be too peacefully resist Capitalism (lol goodluck) by forming voluntary communes and allowing what is ceasers to be rendered unto ceaser for the kingdom of heaven is all yours and the blood,terror,violence which would have to happen for a Socialist world republic is far too great so basically roll over and die like all the good Christian martyrs.

Jesus is nothing more but a idealism preaching socdem commune hippie with no place in modern society, impressive for a slave society but that's about all and this idea of Jesus being a based Commie who will end Capitalism is about as true as Jesus being a Libertarian in the rightwing sense. He is what is he is, a illiterate psychotic cult leading Jew who thought himself God and preached idealism of the highest level going so far as to call on his followers to suffer and die under ruling class rule until the end of time because they all go to imaginary hell and you go to heaven.

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

God is actually the ultimate cosmic tyrant

We can only achieve true communism by killing Him

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

according to Christian gnostics and the like the OT god is a lesser being who created this world and trapped divinity in human form

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who were almost certainly in hell if it exists
stalin is definitely in hell but I'm not sure about the rest. everyone interprets their book(s) differently but I would say rising up against oppression and therefore capitalism is morally good

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Blake Reed
Blake Reed

if there is an all powerful and maximally good god, then why do we live under capitalism

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

Shhh… we don't talk about that.

Ahem.
Well my child because God is testing us!!!

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

because the gnostics were right

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Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

That's like saying "If god exists then why does gravity exist." The historical dialectic is part of God's design.

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

we live in hellworld

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Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

capitalism part of God's design
seems like a pretty flawed design, or at least that's the way it seems from a limited human perspective

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

The historical dialectic is part of God's design.
You can't have this as being both omnipotent and omnibenevolent.

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

god is a communitis
creates food

thatswhereyourewrongkiddo.pdf

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

B O O G ER N I C K

B O O G ER N I C K

B O O G ER N I C K

B O O G ER N I C K

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Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

So we can have some fun destroying it

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

God can forgive you for killing though. If he finds your reasons for killing were justified (and if he's a commie he most certainly does) Che and Fidel are enjoying the finest whiskey and tabacco in commie heaven.

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Pol Pot is a prophet of god