Oh my God! He actually did! Gorby actually did it the USSR has collapsed! Comrades what the fuck is going on!!?? My dad hasnt come out from his room and isnt himself. Fucking Thatcher and Regan, I can imagine their frosty fake smiles now. Not to mention CNN! There is no fucking way that NATO would likewise dissolve, Berlin wall shenanigans and all! They would expand anyway. Mark my words! Solidarity with our comrades!