Brit/pol/ #1934: Lazy Monday Edition

Poppy Day is cancelled by the police: Outrage as forces insist they cannot afford to man remembrance parades amid budget cuts

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5004427/Poppy-Day-cancelled-police-amid-budget-cuts.html

Dead BODY in found in the back seat of a man's car - after police pulled him over for a routine search

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5006567/Police-body-seat-Newcastle-man-s-car.html

Police arrest gunman who held two members of staff hostage at bowling alley

dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-5006025/Police-urge-people-avoid-Nuneaton-retail-park-amid-ongoing-incident.html

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FOR HER

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Got my stitches out

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Hey, guitar bully, do you actually make normal music or just jokes to chord progressions?

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how did that happen?

How'd you do that?

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>you will never shag her in her auction house

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went over it in another thread

lel


I'm a sailor lad.
Deck officer cadet.

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What a lovely looking woman

i'm trying to train myself into not thinking lewd thoughts tbh

I'll fist you in the arse if you ever bully me through song again. I'm not even joking.

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fair enough

you on a boat right now?

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nth for

ANGLO PRIDE WORLDWIDE

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Normal music I do:
soundcloud.com/user-149466781


Nah. I would't be posting if I were; no internet at sea.

what's sailing like then? I'm interested in joining the royal navy after my degree

Who /academic/ here

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Please edit 22st's hair onto Richard Spencer.

Holy shit what a pussy lmao

Nice. How long did it take for you to get that good lad? I can only play one classical song and it's not that good smh, learning a Bach one too. You should deffo look into composing your own stuff

What's the matter gaiboi?

Bet he doesn't tell the wogs to stop having kids.

Is that his actual hand?

Meant for

Literally no

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lewd leg position tbh

I am. tor-fagging for obvious reasons

I wonder what people in 500 years time will think of this era

“Benatar” is a Sephardi Jewish surname.
ethnicelebs.com/pat-benatar

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Befre or after the race war?

t.woes

It's a lifestyle tbh.
4 hours on watch, then 8 hours off watch, then 4 hours on watch, and so it goes for months until your contract ends and you go home.
Becoming an officer is pretty much a degree unto its itself. Currently studying maritime law/management, meteorology, navigational maths and celestial navigation.
If you're up for the life then go for it. Personally though if I were you I'd take the RFA. Still a civilian so you don't get drawn into the military's bullshit.

Along the lines of pic related probably

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Top fucking kek

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HATE JEWS? HATE HOMOS?
VOTE LABOUR

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they will learn from our mistakes hopefully

Envision my surprise.

I've been playing for about 10 years. I generally practice every day.
Blessing/curse of playing an instrument is you never really feel good. You just end up hearing new mistakes in the way you play. Could never do it professionally; I'd go insane.

oh wow what a shock!

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Wew lad how old are you? Do you have a beard?

>tfw we actually manage to fool ourselves or get fooled into not having children

What are you going to do if they make you pick up wogs in the med?

WHERE, WILL YOU BE…

ONE HOUR FROM NOW BABE

HOLDIN' ONTO THAAAAT MEXED RACE DARK PLACE INSTEAD OF FLYIN' IN SPAAAAACE WITH THE WHITE RACE BABY

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Banksy tier

I'm 19. 20 in a couple months. I have a full beard.


Not in the military so no designated paki ferrying for me.
If I saw wogs drowning in the med I just wouldn't spot them. Illegal by every convention under the sun but on a container ship making way at 20 knots, we'd pass them in a few minutes, and nobody would know.
The sea swell must have obscured them. What a tragedy…

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kill

no

trashcan tier tbh

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does that mean what i think it means

I think it probably does

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My fucking sides

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Redpill me the significance of a ship's Maritime flag?

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he probably has nigger hair lad
mustaches are best

Makes sense tbh
Last Friday at work I drank a Ham Baguette for breakfast.


This is how I see rap music. Also Grime…..
What the fuck is Grime anyway?

grime is uk garage but with more niggers, and whites trying to be niggers

this

The flag determines which rules/regulations your ship will abide by. Certain flags (UK) make you shove a marrow up your arse. Other flags (Panama) don't care if you're vessel's rusted to shit.
You can probably guess which flags are vastly more popular.

Other than that, it means nothing. If you're a UK flagged ship, then you have to take on a certain number of UK officer cadets, otherwise the government makes you pay tonnage tax. Besides the cadets though, the majority of UK flagged vessels aren't manned by Brits; it'll either be Russians, or Chinese, or Indians.

Americans are always the exception. Can't sail on a US vessel unless you're a US citizen. So understandably there's hardly any of them at all, even in US waters, where companies would rather take a trip down to Mexico every month than hire unionised American sailors.

American hood filth with London nigger accents

LADS WHAT DO I DO?

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So basically it isn't a music style, it's just spades getting uppity as usual?


distract them with a Avon catalogue.

Just open the door.

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My far-left father, sorry.

Invite them in for a cuppa tea

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that's terrifying

As I understand it it's even less about eebil whitey than the shite in the States

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run lad, they can't chase you in high heels

ahhhh…..I seem to remember someone called Stormzy on the telly or whatever.

Does he do rap or Grime?

I would climb out of the back window and run tbh lad.

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Picture from the Pro-EU protest today outside of Parliament today

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is he on his phone?

TOP FUCKING KEEK

This makes me actually embarrassed.

If we have learnt anything from recent twitter this guy has probably raped women

Far as I can tell the only thing that distinguishes grime from other subtypes of rap is that it's London wogs doing it. Stormzy is the main nigger in da yoo kay scene, the one photo'd posing with Corbyn and telling da youf to vote Labour innit.

Grime isn't garage

an attempt was made

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Looks like a wide angle lens on a SLR.

He thinks this'll get him some tail but it just mean women will snide at him for not giving them money in addition to his words before they run off to shag some tattooed bloke tbh

that's rich coming from you lad

Why's that lad?

I honestly want to tear this pussy apart with my head encircled by the sun

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I get it now. sounds like rubbish tbh


I used to be into my raves back in the day. A bit of Altern8 or Utah Saints gets a play every now and then…..Love it!

utter shite tbh

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