Brit/pol/ #1961: Aesthetic Edition

Trappists are set to make British beer after the silent monks are granted permission to convert a 19th century Cistercian monastery into a brewery
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5048705/Trappist-monks-planning-permission-brewery.html

PETER HITCHENS: What will women gain from all this squawking about sex pests? A niqab
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-5050887/What-women-gain-squawking-sex-pests-Niqab.html

Labour avoided paying tax on £4.3 million worth of profits last year
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/labour-avoided-paying-tax-on-43-million-worth-of-profits-last-ye/

Police called as Oxford students jeer anti-abortion speakers
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/police-called-as-oxford-students-jeer-anti-abortion-speakers-k9x37lw7g

British jihadis fighting for ISIS are valid targets, RAF commander says
westmonster.com/british-jihadis-fighting-for-isis-are-valid-targets-raf-commander-says/

Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott wrongly claims 16-year-olds can fight for their country in a pitch to lower the voting age as she says 'if they're old enough to die, they're old enough to vote'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5049521/amp/Diane-Abbott-wrongly-claims-16-year-olds-fight.html

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First for night watch.

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First for poal.me/92ddzs


Good lad

Real pike hours. All my real pike niggaz smash that (you) button lemme know you up.

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Are the raiders gone lads?

(Incase SA didn't see)


Ships use both. Electronic chart for passage planning and a paper chart for backup. So we learn about both.
After Christmas I'll be taking electronic chart training, along with some advanced firefighting.
I wouldn't let maths put you off applying. The actual job has no maths involved at all. They make us learn how to calculate the height of the tide, or distances based on sextant readings from the sun/stars for the same reason they make us learn how to command an open top oar driven lifeboat during an abandon ship drill. This industry takes an exceptionally long time to adapt to change, and as a cadet you'll find you pretty much train as if you're going to become an officer on the RMS Titanic.
Pic related is an example of the sort of stuff you'd do at college before going to sea. You can see some of my workings out on the chart.
Honestly fuck London.
Biggest perk of this job for me is once I'm qualified and I've got a job as an officer I can live wherever I want.
Save for a year, no tax, then buy a place somewhere in the North Pennines and never look back.

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Fucking based


Kek


Yeah, huh, funny that, people who are just getting randomly permabanned are complaining, who wouldda thunk it?

Maybe because you keep permabanning us and our only way to point out that we're being randomly permabanned is to hop VPNs and point it out?

Err, it's pretty obvious considering that it's almost 2am and you're still sat here shitposting and permabanning everyone


Kek

(YOUWOOOOOO)

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filtered and reported

tbh he was a rude cunt but I hope that user gets the help he needs

The only help he needs is a bullet in the brain tbh.

I tricked you lad you thought I was pikeposting but really I was PIKEposting. Your soul belongs to my brother masons now.

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Pretty neat tbh, I have a thing for maps so it honestly sounds right up my street, sitting there studying maps sounds fucking comfy (bonus points for doing it by candlelight)

brb writing up the application now
I just find it rather boring tbqh, I'm more of a practical person. Won't mind studying it if it gets me a comfy job like that tbh

I'm sick of it n'all, once I've got myself settled into a career rather than this self-employed nonsense I'll find somewhere nice and comfy away from this city.
Every single place that was under £500pm was a shithole.

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What response would you like me to give? I need a list of approved replies so I don't get permabanned like everyone else.

Republicans lose to tranny's they are so shit.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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BASED AMERICA SAVIOUR OF WESTERN CIVILISATION AND MORALITY THANK G-D THAT TRUMP™ GOT ELECTED

They do it every week or so.

fucking based

how long until they elect an open pedophilic human satyr hybrid lads?

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Not funny lad. Trump is legitimately Making America Great Again. America will be 90% white by 2020.

Clearly whichever of the collection of ethnically diverse strong independent womyn that make up SA that is on duty tonight is on her period.

Ryan 2020 tbh

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whoa lad lauren smothern just said that america is CIVIC so you can take that racist crap and fuck off back to europe tbh, she knows because she spent the past year TRAVELING OMG in europe like every other amerithot sucking and blowing her way across the continent and learning about how much better big state socialism is and how we should all just be subservient to her because she went to a place

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Jeb! 2020

"Slow And Steady"

cycles within cycles

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To be fair less than 5% of Americans have ever left the continent so it is quite a big achievement.

there is only one man who should lead america at this point tbh

fuck off

Have (you) ever left the continent?

Chartwork is honestly very comfy. You can get engrossed in a good chartwork question for a hours, only realising its time for smoko because everyone around you is getting up. Comfiest lessons are the ones where the lecturer would just give us a 30 mark chartwork question on the board. You start looking up your height of tide, you draw a little diagram of your vessel, checking it doesn't hit a sandbank or an overhead bridge, then you pull out the dividers/parallel rulers and start drawing out your passage. It's therapeutic.

Good lad.
We're gonna make it.

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The only help this board needs is new mods that do stuff other than shitpost and ban people who disagree with them

Fuck this tbh, I'll just wait for the BO to come online and see what SA has been doing in his absence, the only reason SA is acting like this and abusing his powers is because he knows that none of the other mods are online to challenge him/unban the people he's randopermabanning


No, I got banned for literally zero reason, the post that I got banned for is in the mod thread if you want to read it

I'm not waiting 4 months for the ban list to clear to ask "Hey, why was I randomly permabanned 4 months ago?" Knowing SA, he'd probably just permaban me again for even asking that

Kill yourself my man, this shit needs to be brought to the light

Well yeah, I'm not a lemming

Because you're sitting there sucking up to SA as much as possible and saying shit like "It's okay that people are getting randomly permabanned". You're also a massive /newbrit/ shitposter.

Yeah, based SA banning those who ask for an explaination of why they were just permabanned for no reason


Based, what a quality mod
Kill yourself

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does canada count?

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No, you will always be uncultured Ameritrash. Sorry lad

No tbh, neither does Mexico, or even Puerto Rico and Bahamas for that matter.

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Sorry lad but I've wandered through the ruins of Arcadia, taken in a performance of Parsifal at Bayreuth and watched the sun set over the lavender fields of Provence after a fine meal. The best you have to look forward to is making it to gathering of the Juggalos. It's not your fault lad, no one is blaming you.

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America has culture you can't even comprehend plebe. Look at this.

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noharmm.org/advantage.htm

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My entire point is that you'd be fine if you just evaded the ban and left it at that, but no, you shriek and demand attention "I was banned! I was banned! Woe is me for I was banned!"

I also never said that random bans for no reason are OK, but when it's your word against the mods and you're making a huge issue of the fact that you're breaking rules after the supposedly innocent ban then you've rather damaged your case.

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Don't bother arguing with that shitposter.

Anyone who's not autistic can tell this moderation is completely normal for Zig Forums and not at all out of the ordinary tbh.

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'>"haha it's SA on a powertrip!"

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But that's just your sockpuppet account? What exactly are you trying to say?

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Kek I feel like Arnold Rimmer

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That falls flat when you realise that just clicking "new ban" smacks on a permaban and the "no reason given" message.

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Don't pretend you don't love drama lad. I've seen you stir the pot.

what did you mean by this?

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=AHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST REEEEEEEEEEE

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Are these MtF or FtM?

MtF, it's the far more common one.

They all just look like faceless demons to me tbh.

FtM generally have enough self-awareness to know that they are monsters and hide themselves away to await suicide. MtF think everyone loves them now.

NEVER

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thats because that is what they are in the metaphysical world; faceless devils

sounds right tbh

EVER

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TBH I HATE THIS WHOLE GODDAMN SCHEMA

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kill everyone

>"oh dear we should get you the help you need so that you don't go through with it!"

>"oh that's great we should get you the help you need so that you go through with it!"

The transgender push is suicide with extra steps.

its suicide that funds the medical industry lad

twitter.com/Channel4News/status/927843442457276417

Smh. Remember back before colonialism when Africa was an economic super power and preparing to send men to Mars?

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whoa that guy is definitely intelligent and based

we should stop food aid to africa so they can become kangs

Well he's right about food being sent to Africa just fucking it up at least. If we stopped sending food to Africa 30-60% of Africa would die but they'd be better off in the long run, and so would everyone else.

STOP IMPERIALISM, CUT OFF AFRICAN AID AND CHARITY

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It's insane tbh. Imagine moving to China or Japan and saying you're Chinese/Japanese. They'd think you were high on drugs tbh.

thats the whole thing, over here we can play civic by saying african american or german american or irish american but when those countries turn civic we lose that terminology and have to just say white smh

African American actually makes sense to call niggers that. But calling yourself "German American" is ridiculous unless you're a first/second generation immigrant and 100% German.

I don't understand why you don't abuse your 1/128th chug ancestry for gibs tbh.

bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-41893514/texas-shooting-how-to-spot-a-hoax

Sammy made it to the BBC

I give up, this is too much.

HATEFUL ALT-RIGHT TROLLS HAVE HACKED THE NEWS, HOW THEY DID IT WILL SHOCK (YOU)!

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you have to be at least a certain percentage lad and my great grandmother wasn't even enough part chug

Well you have 8 great grandparents. At least one of them was part chug.

Just red up lad. If a man can be a woman then no one has the right to tell you who you are.

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Tbh they don't even check if you're actually a chug. People put chug on their university applications all the time in yankistania.

Fuck are they gonna do really? See if you can bring down a Bison with a tomahawk from 50 yards?

They will demand that you attempt to summon a chug spirit from the afterlife tbh.

Just more necromancer privilege tbh

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