Brit/pol/ #2027: Willy Biscuits Edition

Post more Godders tbh

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the most redpilled kipper

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That made me snigger tbh.

>UKIP membership has expired

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I had an idea today.
I was thinking of opening another twatter account, but not for triggering lefties or kek stuff. Instead my idea was going to be doubling down of the lefty lunacy. The idea being that it would be a parody account and would put other lefties and centrists off the whole far left agenda.
Eg. The West Midlands Police tweeted: 4 men died in a horrific road accident.
My response would be something akin of "STOP BEING SUCH BIGOTED NAZIS, these victims could've been gender neutral!".

Off to the hospital to find out why my arse hurts so much in the morning lads. Hoping it ain't some paki who has to diddle me cause I don't think the Guardian will publish my story if I say I was raped by one.

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same
how do i get them to stop?

He's a good lad

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Ridiculous that there is a leak on the ship, at least weakening the armed forces will make them fall faster.

You'll just be used as evidence for Russian bots

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I doubt you possess the subtlety and nuance necessary to pull off a Godfrey Elfwick long con tbh lad

Good lad.

Lad, a paki diddled you in the first place, that's why it hurts
Taking a stab that this is westie tbh

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who /doesn'tcareaboutpoliticsanymorebecausehe'sfocusingonhisownproblems/ here?

We should use insider intelligence to be spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) tbh

Westie wouldn't need a doctor to tell him why his arse hurts.
He could just ask is boyfriend

Go for it lad. It's so hard to distinguish satire from reality now anyway.

me tbh
just fuck my shit up

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wew those tweets are v. based

Good lad

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What is he a Prof. of? Is it one of those honorary things?

This was my thinking. Lefties don't have the brains to analyse humor and therefore easy to satirise the whole movement while not being purged.

Think it was a legitimate one, in economics though.

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Cool

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Good lad

Thanks lads

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Ah, I see.

fucking wew

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Can Godfrey Bloom possibly be that stupid
Oh, good, some sinister code.
newstatesman.com/2017/12/can-godfrey-bloom-possibly-be-stupid

Nah mate. I've torn be bloody bum hole! No idea why just woke up one day and it hurt to shit and now it bloody hurts to shit in more than one sense of the word.

Probably going to have me arse cut open or they're going to botox it or some bollocks. Ain't looking forward to it but can't carry on like this.

Always avoid going to down around christmas time due to traffic. Oh boy here we go this year I suppose.

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uhh.. if you say so..

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Sargon please

Lad nobody needs to hear this

So a synagogue is not necessarily Jewish?

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Just ignore him lad.

You sure it ain't piles lad?

Yes. I've had those before, this is an actual tear in the bum. Piles such but don't leave you bleeding this much or cause you a shit load of pain.

Ain't nothing fun about wiping your arse and finding more blood than tissue I can tell you.

Fresh /baph/

Iktftbh still want one though

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ffs that's tragic

Aren't piles permanent?

They doxxed English.Welsh.Scots Antifa

I quite like the name tbqh but copying the emblem is a bit much

I don't think that's proper branding, I think that's just a memi image of Pinochet.

What are you lads up to?
It's the christmas hols and I'm bored.

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FUCKING SHUT UP NO ONE CARES THAT YOU TEXTED A FUCKING GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR CLAMMY-HANDED VIRGIN LIFE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING BLOGPOSTING FAGGOT CUNT

This

tbh
I only like the blog posting story with juicy bits

I'm considering getting a book to read over the holidays.

I'm considering getting "Sexual liberation & political control" but I'm after a decent book about the whole Tavistock agenda tbh.

He'll start again

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Lad I'm sorry but you've been at it for 3 threads and it's just the same shit over and over again

Good lad.

Not very festive, lad…

Nth for there is no hope for the future except maybe being able to protect your own family.

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Good point let me post the FESTIVE EDIT.

FUCKING SHUT UP NO ONE CARES THAT YOU TEXTED A FUCKING GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR CLAMMY-HANDED VIRGIN LIFE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING BLOGPOSTING FAGGOT CUNT. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

wew lad that's optimistic. I fear a steady decline into Children of Men territory and beyond

if only we had some sort of test or checks for this kind of stuff before a ship enters service…oh wait

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he looks so happy………………….and so does hotwheels

BIG ANIME MILKERS and butts
and qt catgirls

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I am not buying a fucking switch

Surprised you made it past the monolithic amount of tutorials to take screenshots.

Paki street racers are hilarious

Need to learn to stay in the streets of Bradistan racing Audi S3's tbh fams.

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They piss me off tbh, ridiculous amount of them at the beginning

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probably not going to work, unfortunately.
I really hope somebody "accidentally" fucks up enough to justify war. seems like the only simple solution.

I'm getting a switch, xenoblade, mario and zelda for christmas. Pretty comfy tbh (hopefully).

I'm going to LARP so hard in the race war.

He's spot on tbh even though the EU don't give a flying fuck about the past or our future other than they hold all the cards.

im tempted to fit a bag of caltrops under the rear end of my car for situations such as paki street racers up my arse, may turn my dash cam around for the results too

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flattering angles tbh

I want to wear 1830s uniforms tbh
that was the PEAK of military fashion and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong

Thats nice. I got the U before it turned out BOTW was going to release for the Switch and Xenoblade X for it was pretty fucking boring imo.
tl:dr I don't want to get double dipped by Nintendo the fucking cunts.

Decisions decisions tbh
Bonus milkers

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nice lad, what do you drive?

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Lads anyone fancy a bit of M&B on Saturday evening?

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