Funporn thread

need some jerkoff material to balance out all the current events posts

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where do you mount the bayonet on a technical? do you simply attach a plow? if you attach a plow you still need a bayonet for your 50 operator, what if you get boarded?

Spoiler that shit nigger

My first ever AR.

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prototype 7.62x39 pdw

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other side
sorry for doublepost

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The Vz.58 is a beautiful gun

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Boltgun prototype?

I agree, post moar.

975 rpm
HEI projectiles
oh boy…

your black rifle, and your dubs, have been checked, Strelok.

I found this image on imgr, thought it looked shiny. I'd post my first AR but I seem to not have pictures handy … Also, it's the one cerakoted to look like a certain post-apocalyptic pony so it wasn't well received around here.

When I make my 45 raptor, I'm going to try to cerakote it to look like Spitfire's thunder … also not likely to be well received. But both are/will be well receivered at least.
//showing myself out, now.

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Hullo, nogunz

Now I've got to post mine.

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I feel like CZs are the only gun what can really be 'blinged out' without looking like trash.

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Fourth pic is airshit

Manuel T. "Lone Wolf" Gonzaullas of Texas ranger fame was Zig Forums as fuck and had tons of classily blinged out guns.

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note the empty trigger guards on the colt single actions, that's because those fire automatically once the hammer is fanned

(heil)
Why did this man hate trigger guards?

Frank Sinatra's Star Super Model A received from some friends involved in completely legitimate business ventures in Cuba in the 40s

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nice dubs. It was a trend at the time to remove part or all of the trigger guard in order to make it easier to fire from inside pockets and to make it harder for the guards to snag on things.

Shalom, fellow (((Americans)))

Casehardening does things to me that are indescribable.

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That isn't an Uzi, nubcakes.

An Uzi would look nice with proper wood furnishing though. The wood mixed with the polymer just looks silly.

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Okay, thank you el cerdo hombre

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I regret not holding onto mine.

Never too late to get another.

first ARs, nice nice


interdasting

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Is brass even being made for that caliber anymore?

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This is the truth.

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There's one british company still making it, apparently, but it's ~$16/rd. At that point, you might as well buy brass stock and turn it down from the solid.

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BAN FULL AUTO CONVERSION ASSAULT BUMP COCKS

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I am come so hard all over roof aand english go awry because vz58 is sex

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Except that's not a bump stock, it's an arm brace.
Get your shit together.

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He's implying that you'd use the recoil to bump the fleshlight against your cock, smh

sauce?

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d-does that thing have a fucking negative bore axis?

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German uzi's are the best

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Smh

Bolt-action rifles are fun.

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I'm surprised the Korobov guns haven't been posted yet. Also, Sir Barnes Wallis may have worked at a much bigger level than individual firearms but his designs and doctrines were things of beauty.

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It´s a shame that there are no videos shooting those guns.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_Bomber#Specifications_(as_according_to_keikaku)
Payload: 22,000 lb (10,200 kg)
Loaded weight: 104,000 lb (47,200 kg)
Maximum speed: 352 mph (566 km/h) at 32,000 ft (9,750 m)
Service ceiling: 45,000 ft (14,000 m)
We've gone a long way since. Wonder how the designers would feel about it at their last days.

I'm pretty sure that the surviving Korobovs and Federovs wouldn't survive being fired without some kind of damage, and seeing as they were all experimental nobody is making parts or ammo for them any more. I'm not sure how the Russian patent system works though, is there a point where the designs would become public domain? Or would the Ruskies be open to licensing the rights for modern production? Granted, they'd only really be curiosity pieces, but it would be wonderful to see them up and firing.


Aircraft design has come a very long way in the last 70 years or so. As for their last thoughts I'd guess that guys like Wallis would be excited about what they were seeing. Considering that he died a few years after the introduction of the Blackburn Buccaneer (one of the coolest navel bombers ever built) he'd have been happy.

Probably not as happy as Jack Northrop when he learned that his flying wing strategic bomber design that got trashed 50 years ago would constitute the backbone of the US nuclear arsenal for the first half of the 21st century.

I heard you guys talking shit about polymers?

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l-lewd, Bernd

Nope. It was issued military hardware, in use still at Winter War.

The only place you'll get to see a Federov being fired is when some Finnish collector decides to take one out to a range. That is where they all ended up if I recall.

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real question
have any of you ever jerked off to guns before?

anthropomorphized guns, yeah a ton
real, legit actual guns? no

same
can't say same for this

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I did think of the sweet silky action of my FN-49 when boning the wife one time.

I legitimately did. I was looking for porn but couldn't find anything that my pp liked, maybe an hour later I looked at a few pictures of a Colt Model 727 and I got a boner so hard it was painful. I beat it and it was a good nut

Fuck my poorfag ass

no.

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i wonder why ruger designed their flash hider the way they did.

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You people are sick.

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Only the GP-30. Rifle is an SGL31-94.

This is my fetish.

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I suppose I should get new pictures … I had to change to a BCA upper, which is a better shade of gray, and the delta ring is cerakote'd in hidden-white now.

Not everyone's taste, but I built and painted it myself, so I'm proud of it.

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Looks like something straight out of Borderlands.

If you want an AKM, just get an AKM, user.

I'll have you know those five colors are the finest of cerakote, good sir! (well, H-series. No E-series yet)


I actually have plans to get an 80% AK, and build it up as a PSL with dragunov-lookalike furniture. Might never happen, but that would be a dream gun too.

It would be cerakote'd in stripes, as it would be the zebra rifle. Of course, to stay true to the fiction, I could only load it with incendiary rounds, which are $20/piece when you can even find them.

Could be worse I suppose. Don't skimp on the optic you cunt.

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Did you want your gun to look like you stole it from a video game favela?

I actually kind of like this. The little green palm tree is a nice touch, too.

First you are being cuckolded over the internet and secondly vaginas are fucking disgusting. They taste like ass, look like ass and smell like ass.
Always remember the mans best friend is the gun!

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Fan fiction, actually. That's Velvet Remedy – in-canon explanation is that it's chambered in the enemy's rounds so that even during wartime you have to maintain trade relations to keep your guns stocked.
…eh, she's a pacifist. It seems like something she'd say.

That's Pyrelight. She's a phoenix that died by atomic blast. That she's not dead now has to do with the fact a phoenix has a different relationship to death by immolation than you or I do.

They're both in the attached image. Saging for no guns today.

Next gun, if I can ever get the parts together, is going to a DMR with (red)wood furniture and cerakoted burnt bronze. This has an osprey 1-6 scope, but I want to get that 2nd rifle a 20-something, or 32-power scope without sacrificing too much quality to get there.
So, thanks to whichever of your started the thread on scopes

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for what purpose

One day you will be dead and that poor rifle will be free from your sick, twisted machinations. This i find comfort in.

this isn't a gore thread

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true. bomb aesthetics, and more functional than the hebrew stapler.
vz 23/24/25/26 over an uzi any day.

Liking your gun is one thing but legitimately wanting to fuck it is a top-tier fetish.

I didn't notice how poor that quality was, let me post a better one.

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It is not my fault I miss my guns the moment I'm more than 10 feet from them.

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most russian bullpup development took place during the period 1946-1965, the USSR only began adhering (as if commies obey treaties) to patent treaties in the 70's. that said, even if they were patented in the west during the same time they would be public domain. as a general rule of thumb you should ignore patents held by communist states anyway though.

sadly no one will produce these guns as they aren't really a viable product in the current market due to many factors. if someone was a richfag or machinist in a free country and wanted to commission/build a unique replica with spares there would be nothing stopping them.