Life advice Zig Forums style

Friendly reminder Zig Forums the worst thing you can do in the Military is getting married!
No seriously. Don’t do it. You have better odds of being ruined by financially by a woman than being crippled by a IED.

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How about this- You will likely only ever need one pistol, two rifles, one shotgun- and you should reload for them all.

You should not marry a woman if you're in ANY sort of job that keeps you away for years at a time. That's just dumb, human beings don't work that way. The only time a woman can tolerate that is if she already has kids with you and is in her 40s, shutting down hormonally.

This isn't a MGTOW zog/gay thing, it's just basic biology.

Anyone telling you not to ever marry is a fucking kike, just don't try anything counter to basic biology.

You earn the spoils, devil dog.

What about getting married to a foreigner while you're in the military? Asking completely hypothetically of course.

Enjoy getting stuck with a kid and dumping the bitch the moment you find out shes fucking someone behind your back.

As long as I get the kid I can make it work somehow. Military goes after adulterers hard last time I checked/from anecdotal evidence.

She'll get the kid and a chunk of your paycheck. Your military career will be used as justification for why you can't provide a stable home for the children. If you can prove that she cheated on you, you'll get to keep your stuff, probably, otherwise she's taking a bunch of that too when she leaves.