Brit/pol/ #2061: Death of the EU Edition

Juncker calls on EU countries to make up Brexit hole in its budget
theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/08/jean-claude-juncker-eu-budget-brexit-european-commission

We’ll need more money from you when Britain leaves, Juncker tells EU 27
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/well-need-more-money-from-you-when-britain-leaves-juncker-tells-eu-27-ddcsgc5fz

Parliament

Cabinet Reshuffle
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-42602570

Justine Greening QUITS and Jeremy Hunt REFUSES to move to Business Secretary – torpedoing Theresa May’s reshuffle as she makes minor Cabinet changes
thesun.co.uk/news/5291051/jeremy-hunt-refuses-to-move-to-business-sec-torpedoing-theresa-mays-reshuffle-as-she-makes-minor-cabinet-changes/

24,000 attempts to access porn websites in British Parliament
zeenews.india.com/world/24000-attempts-to-access-porn-websites-in-british-parliament-2072602.html

Moderate Tory MPs 'could join breakaway party' if right-wing Brexiteer succeeds Theresa May
politicshome.com/news/europe/eu-policy-agenda/brexit/news/91872/moderate-tory-mps-could-join-breakaway-party-if-right

Britain

Bid to sweep homeless off Windsor's streets, ahead of royal wedding, triggers indignation
yahoo.com/amphtml/news/homeless-clampdown-sparks-uk-royal-wedding-row-030243078.html

H&M slammed over 'coolest monkey in the jungle' hoodie modelled by black boy
coventrytelegraph.net/whats-on/shopping/hm-monkey-jumper-14126425

Calls for BBC pundit Danny Murphy to be AXED for saying a fan jumping up and down with crutches was 'not going to get his benefits'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5246847/amp/Calls-Danny-Murphy-sacked-crutches-remark.html

Enn Aich Ess

NHS spends £100 million on TRANSLATORS for 128 languages in five years
express.co.uk/news/uk/756977/NHS-spends-100-million-on-TRANSLATORS-in-128-languages

One in five people on the national transplant waiting list live in London
politicshome.com/news/uk/health-and-care/illnesstreatments/opinion/nhs-blood-and-transplant/91829/one-five-people

NHS beds crisis: sick patients can sit in A&E, says health minister
theguardian.com/society/2018/jan/08/nhs-beds-crisis-sick-patients-can-sit-in-ae-says-health-minister

Health tourist runs up £530,000 unpaid NHS bill
westmonster.com/health-tourist-runs-up-530000-unpaid-nhs-bill/

Part & Parcel

Chilling moment jihadi who planned to unleash ‘Mother of Satan’ Christmas terror attack bought bomb-making ingredients in ASDA
thesun.co.uk/news/5294557/uk-bomb-attack-plot-munir-mohammed-rowaida-el-hassan-asda/

Mill Hill Broadway attack: 'Sweet and gentle' shopkeeper brutally assaulted after 'refusing to sell Rizlas to teens'
standard.co.uk/news/crime/mill-hill-broadway-attack-sweet-and-gentle-shopkeeper-brutally-assaulted-after-refusing-to-sell-a3734411.html

Two sisters who tried to smuggle seven Albanian men into Britain in an 'unbearably smelly' rental camper van are jailed for 11 years… after blaming the stench on cheese
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5246253/Sisters-tried-smuggle-seven-men-Britain-van.html

Three judges are among a group of twelve lawyers being investigated over £15m bogus legal aid claims
thesun.co.uk/news/5289507/three-judges-15-million-fraud/

Drug dealer jailed for stabbing police officer with 'vicious' triple-bladed dagger
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/drug-dealer-jailed-stabbing-police-14118471

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Thanks express with all that fake news

Love the way he says it like he has a built in word filter kek
Kek

Can't wait

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Never name the Joe
…tbh

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She wouldn't understand it anyway.

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YI is pretty based.

Bolton lost my support the other day after reading this piece. I was more than willing to give him a chance, and quite enjoyed just how artificial the salt about him was from the AMWfags. But now he's fucked it, sounds like a grade A cunt.

Further, Henry appears to have entirely backtracked on his pledge to make the YI Chairman the Youth Affairs spokesperson of the party and the Council does not find this acceptable.

www.youngindependence.org.uk/young-independence-declares-crisis-period-after-meeting-with-henry-bolton/

Social media seems quite tepid, AMWfags have muddied the waters tbf. In fact I've barely seen the YI story mentioned, surprisingly.

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FRESH BINS

I mean Joe

Until this post I hadn't heard about it, why is he being such a cunt.

i thought young independents were the hard civic wing of ukip

Good lad.

I've not been keeping up the last few days, first I've heard of this.

some lucky bastard has probably taken ginnie to see it

Around a third of the membership left to join AMWs new party. Bolton hasn't done anything to motivate of inspire the party, just appointed nobodies and make weak media appearances

The glamour model story is the most notable thing he's done, and even that has the smell of fake news about it

UKIP was already dead in the water, Bolton has just sunk it permanently. Maybe that was what he was put there to do anyway, like Joe says

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Better a quick death than AMW poisoning it tbh

>you did?

Yeah, to make way for Joe's Citadel Of Nationalism party, storming to the lead to save us all

I can't wait!

explain it, lad. I have a female brain smh

I did

SOMEONE HAS TO PAY

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civics are the real ethnics
they'll have thousands of achmeds shot but will slot a dafty or two as well for PR purposes

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Why.

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Did you get to touch her fanny?

What a fucking spastic, they've already lost enough members as it is and now he wants to lose more. Why would anyone pay £20 to join what looks like a sinking ship

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Political parties are for collectivist scum

Isn't that inappropriate?

it's no homo, unless that poster is a woman, that is

Lad its sunk

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20 quid is fuck all, some of us spend 20 quid on breakfast

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This.

Bolton is the quiet assassin of UKIP

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ooh-err lads, look at mister middle-class here.

*still has time for an hour long post-stream chat*

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Is that herts?

No idea, I'm surprised given how he always comes off as reasonable. YI have always seemed pretty reasonable so I'm willing to take their word here, they have no reason to lie.

Yeah I don't think it's really went much further than YI & AMWfags posting about it. I only found it on the account of someone who supports For Britain.

That's unfair. I have no reason to defend the guy, but I thought the leaflet campaign (plenty of people here seemed to receive one) and the Save our Services initiative was a nice touch. Party has been far more active than under Nuttall and we loved that bloke, so.

His appearances are shite though. His biggest asset is how he appears on paper.

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Keek. I was implying I was low IQ smh

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Touching up mercia posters bum doesn't count lad.

We've already had this talk in the party when Nige was leader about membership being too high ffs.

I was all for giving him a chance seeing as it was uncertain but this comes across as completely out of character tbqh

Sadly this is the thing that matters the most

I bet most people don't even know who he is, where as Farage was a household name

Wrong daftie but merica is very girly tbh

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Milkers tbh(Banned tbh)

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You're in UKIP?

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stop it

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refresh

Quit your job and you could get it all back from English taxpayers tonight lad

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kek

TITS!

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Knowing /newbrit/ you probably have full on spread anus pictures of him

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You're implying I have one to begin with. Ido and i might just tbh

Unironically fumin'

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It triggers me because I miss the old score note.

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Women don't get it

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I think mummy still has a pound note tbh

Is it confirmed dead and un-salvageable? in seriousness I feel your pain, I'd be gutted too

LAAADDSSS

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'It's a war between the Jews and the non-Jews': Henry Kissinger tells Wolff there was a growing rift in the White House between former Trump adviser Steve Bannon and Jared and Ivanka Trump
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5242089/War-Jews-non-Jews-says-Kissinger.html

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AMW has been active on Twitter for longer.

pee, lad. Got this advice from another lad.

Oh we know, we know…

what does she do all day?

It's a bit watery and blurred, but I'll just pop down to a paki shop and do the old "teehee I'm just anti-social that's why I hand you the folded note and instantly fast walk away" memi.

Poor lad

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What's the science behind this lad?

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it alleviates pressure in the bladder, which reduces nerve impulses in that region

Triggers LIEberals epic style

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idno your dicc tingles and itches a bit when you have to pee I guess so you touch it and end up being naughty. I'm not the scientist

Yeah it's odd, yet I can picture it happening, especially as he has been a figure of authority most his life. He isn't even getting paid to work for UKIP so I can imagine he'd easily foster a complex like the one described by YI.

Yep. They all hated Nuttall as well, even UKIP voters, nobody seemed to like him. Election was fucking grim, felt like swimming against the tide supporting him.

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What if I don't need to pee?

oh yeah I think that's it. I was just making shit up smh

pee is stored in the balls

jej

Yeah that'll happen when you just bang on about Islam all day everyday and all the dafties, both foreign and domestic, flock to get a drip of their fix dripping from her dyke hole.

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so was I

All these people vote. And they'll vote for her, not Bolton

yours sounded smarter smh, and I think it makes sense smh

I said idno ahh

Good jocking lad, that's the spirit.

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haven't fapped in a few days tbh. I think it's working

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