I had to share this shit. Bunch of YAY-HOO gun slingers trying to make a buck as mercenaries in Kabul breaking every gun rule in the book while hiding behind false bravado and testosterone. I was in stitches!
• Barrel swiping the driver multiple times w/live ammo • Shooting the earth down then screaming GOGOGOGOGO like some B action flick usually reserved for MST3K. • Driving down a road with more potholes than asphalt with a pistol between your legs and finger on the trigger • Not knowing how to do simple shit like strap your armor on, probably because you don't want to ask and risk sounding like a fool • Some Jack Bauer wannabe running his own prison (with a full bar) because he doesn't want his private platoon of 10,000 mujahideen to kill everyone (supposedly also had AIDS and gave it to many innocents before dying in Mexico or some shit) • Pretend "Chinese" doctor Straya creeping on (likely underage) slave-whores claiming he can fix their problem areas. • Same fake-ass creepy 'doctor' joking about picking up suicide bomber pieces as if there is an actual investigation going on • Chilling by the second IED before it blows • Being asked how many firefights he's been in, thinks a LONG time about it, sighing, then saying "probably two" (wtf?) • People generally driving and acting like Hanna Barbera Wacky Races.
I don't know if my sides will return from orbit any time soon
Brody Hughes
Also: • Calling a martini henry a "musket" • Using your primary rifle as a blunt object to hit a bus • Open-mouth gay kiss from SF reervist AIDS-infected Jack Idema • Journo asking the dumbest questions throughout
Mason Collins
Is this some kind of 'combat tourism' industry? Giving divorced dads and FOBbits a chance to shoot at something.
Adrian Flores
Pretty standard mercs. Anyone thinking mercenaries are anything else than this only knows the Hollywood version.
Most of them have never seen the military, those that have have been kicked out, with a few legit vet here and there (but waaaayyyy higher compared to were they were, they're also the only ones making real money in this) to keep the whole thing to go 100% Lord of the Flies.
Ryder Johnson
Fucking lost it. Tell me more, Mr. John Doe. doubt.jpg Holy shit that's pathetic. AHAHAHAHA Americans.jpg This fucking guy. Wow things that are useless, for 100. Yeah, nah. She won't. This guy is by far my favorite. The two fags shown at 45:30 are cute. The one on the left says to the one on the right "Do you want to go to bed?" or "Should we go to bed?". Obviously fags.
Gabriel Nguyen
Why do I get the feeling I could take a semi-competent militia and have a better fighting force than these retards?
This sounds like a good side gig for groups looking to get experience. I hear the pay is shit though.
Benjamin Scott
fuck that looks like a good vacation how do you get in
John Murphy
I think you need to be an actual experienced special forces vet to make all that much money doing that kind of work. Then again if you were using it for training/a holiday you could probably get the company to cover your flights and it would cost less than other options, they'd probably cover ammo and fuel as well.
Jeremiah Brooks
$350 a day or some shit
Levi Bell
For experienced former SF in a company with a big contract, yes. Smaller cowboy outfits probably don't even see half of that and cover their own expenses.
