So boys, I'm interested in getting a home defense weapon. I cannot legally aquire a handgun for about 3 more years. I can buy anything else though. I'll be getting my own place soon and want to be set for worst case scenario.
Best home defense weapon?
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Dog, niggas be scared of dogs.
Get a pepper spray. You can blind the dindu and then beat him to death with whatever is at hand
My girlfriend has a pure bread poodle that she's training to be a guard dog. Don't underestimate poodles, non-show ones can be vicious and are exceptionally easy to train.
i thought poodles were borderline retarded, but hey if it works it works.
Poodles were used as hunting dogs before they were used as upper class accessories.
Pump action shotgun, get some 00 buck for it. They usually run in the low 200s so they're very affordable. When you get bored you can put stupid things in the shells and it will probably run fine no matter how you abuse it.
Get a boyfriend.
Imagine being killed by bread-shaped like a poodle in a robber
or being killed by a poodle
Imagine being killed by a poodle-shaped loaf bursting out of a mugger like a fucking Xeno. Or being killed by a poodle.